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Lantyssa
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on: March 27, 2006, 04:21:00 PM

More craziness.  At least the couple thinks so, too.

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Reply #1 on: March 27, 2006, 04:36:15 PM

Maybe if she didn't stay up all night and watch him sleep he wouldn't dream about divorcing her. Sometimes a hobby is a nice diversion from stalking your spouse.

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Reply #2 on: March 30, 2006, 05:16:52 PM

fucking idiots.

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Telemediocrity
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Reply #3 on: March 31, 2006, 11:34:29 AM

Well, India is a country in transition.

I found especially amusing the fact that she has to fuck another man in order to stay married to her husband.  I'm not seeing any pics, but considering the council making the decision is clearly ignorant of Islamic law... maybe she's a MILF, and the Islamic council is just hoping they'll get a piece during her three month break?

Edit: (How do you say 'MILF' in Arabic?)
« Last Edit: March 31, 2006, 11:36:35 AM by Televangelist »
Lantyssa
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Reply #4 on: March 31, 2006, 12:56:10 PM

امرأة


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Reply #5 on: March 31, 2006, 01:17:59 PM

Wow, that's much better than the picture of Spongebob that I was going to post.

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Reply #6 on: March 31, 2006, 03:52:49 PM

Arabic is hard. I tried to learn the alphabet.

It didn't work.

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Reply #7 on: April 01, 2006, 04:51:43 AM

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Really?  'Cause I am pretty sure they actually say it with a beheading axe.

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Lantyssa
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Reply #8 on: April 01, 2006, 07:21:44 AM

Sex comes first THEN beheading.

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Reply #9 on: April 01, 2006, 10:14:55 AM

Sex comes first THEN beheading.

Good thing, sex involves enough bodily fluids as it is.

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Reply #10 on: April 02, 2006, 01:13:45 PM

امرأة



This totally did not produce the google image search results i was hoping for.

Though it's probably for the best, as I'm guessing radical islamists take the phrase "MILF Hunter" a bit more literally than we do.
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Reply #11 on: April 02, 2006, 03:00:14 PM

I DO NOT want to see the Radical version of Rectal Rooter.

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Reply #12 on: April 02, 2006, 03:25:25 PM

I DO NOT want to see the Radical version of Rectal Rooter.


Their version of "Exploited Teens" sucks too... the girls aren't even wearing makeup in the pics I saw, and the filler text isn't even arousing - it's all just 'blah blah blah child trafficking blah blah blah".
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Reply #13 on: April 02, 2006, 09:18:51 PM

I DO NOT want to see the Radical version of Rectal Rooter.


Their version of "Exploited Teens" sucks too... the girls aren't even wearing makeup in the pics I saw, and the filler text isn't even arousing - it's all just 'blah blah blah child trafficking blah blah blah".

The radical islamic "Exploited Teens" website I saw was just a bunch of pictures of 13 year olds with explosives strapped to their chests.

The explosives I get, but 13? That's just sick.

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Reply #14 on: April 02, 2006, 09:27:36 PM

I DO NOT want to see the Radical version of Rectal Rooter.


Their version of "Exploited Teens" sucks too... the girls aren't even wearing makeup in the pics I saw, and the filler text isn't even arousing - it's all just 'blah blah blah child trafficking blah blah blah".

The radical islamic "Exploited Teens" website I saw was just a bunch of pictures of 13 year olds with explosives strapped to their chests.

The explosives I get, but 13? That's just sick.

With regard to both our version of Exploited Teens and theirs: It doesn't matter the age, they're all pink on the inside.
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Reply #15 on: April 03, 2006, 09:48:55 AM

The translation is not anything special.  It means (more or less, I cheated and used a translator) "woman".

In a culture that sexually repressed and where women are at the mercy of men, most of them are fucked one way or another.

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