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Topic: World of Catass (Read 19777 times)
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Lantyssa
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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What's that stain on the front of the chair? It looks like....oh....  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Jobu
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Lord Buttrot
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I bet he get's allll the ladies with his Marvel-Medley bedsheets. Rrrroooowwwrrrrr.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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He's probably quite the fatty from drinking all of that soda.
I'd have been disowned if I let my room devolve into such a state.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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We have a winner:
<terrifying image> If that was Diet Vanilla Coke instead of regular, that could be schild's desk. |
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schild
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Lies.
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Yoru
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the y master, king of bourbon
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Yeah, there's not enough consoles for that to be schild's desk.
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Trippy
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Given how anal-retentively organized his bookshelf of games is I imagine schild's desk to have a monitor, keyboard, mouse and maybe a mouse pad, but that's stretching it. Well perhaps he leaves his PSP or DS on it as well but only if he's really drunk and forgets to put them back in their display cases.
Edit: fixed spelling
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« Last Edit: March 10, 2006, 07:48:56 PM by Trippy »
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schild
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here is my desk, computer, monitor, 3 external devices (2hdd, 1dvdrw), slim PS2, DVDO iScan Ultra, Gamecube, Logitech z680 (3 of the speakers, I don't bother with rears), super nintendo with Earthbound permanently lodged into it, and a Halo green Xbox. I have a couple beer bottles, a red cup, 2 energy drink bottles (red bull sized) , 2 hats, a can of air and some firewire/usb cables for stuff like my iPod and PSP. My desk is from Ikea. It's called The Jerker.
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Paelos
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I think I speak for most when I say, we really didn't give a shit to begin with.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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I think I speak for most when I say, we really didn't give a shit to begin with.
I wasn't asking anyone to care. Here's another useless fact - the chair in the original picture is the executive leather chair sold at many Best Buys across the country. It has a lifespan of about 1.5-2 years before it falls apart. Tubby fried rice pile of trash man is in for a rude awakening when the arm under the seat breaks and he falls in a pile of his own waste. Of course, having his childhood bed sheet hanging on the wall with a bunch of comics shit on it means he's absolutely shameless and will just get up and sit on the broken chair. |
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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Yeah I had one of those fucking chairs break on me at the office, and I weigh under 150lbs so I'm pretty sure they are just poorly made pieces of crap.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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the chair in the original picture is the executive leather chair sold at many Best Buys across the country. And at Officeworks and similar stores across Australia. I think they're made in China. |
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Paelos
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Yeah I had one of those fucking chairs break on me at the office, and I weigh under 150lbs so I'm pretty sure they are just poorly made pieces of crap.
I've had mine for about 6 years now. You just have to keep the screws tightened on it every few months, but that may be too much heavy maintenance for some. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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super nintendo with Earthbound permanently lodged into it
Good man. My desk is from Ikea. It's called The Jerker.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Driakos
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super nintendo with Earthbound permanently lodged into it. I can't find my Earthbound cartridge anymore :( I hate my life. |
oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer
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Furiously
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He has the number one game of ALL TIME on his desk.
And a comb... |
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Endie
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He has the number one game of ALL TIME on his desk.
And a comb... That was what struck me: against all evidence to the contrary, he's apparently vaguely interested in his appearance. Or perhaps he uses tissue paper to play it as a musical instrument. |
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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It's possible the comb is only a defensive measure to "wack an ant", I am sure the room has attracted a few ant colonies by now.
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Der Helm
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I wish I'd been smart enough to set up an Eve affiliate link for all the nooblers here.
I am thinking about doing exactly that, but first I need to get my f13.net ripoff set up properly  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Yegolev
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Looks like my chair, which is fine so far after four or five years. Thanks for making me paranoid, fuckers.
The comb is for retrieving Gummi worms from hair.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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OcellotJenkins
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Highlights for me were the surround sound speaker sitting on the heap of trash and the choclate finger prints on the monitor.
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Furiously
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It's called The Jerker.
Does it have a tissue dispenser? |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Good to see he drinks orange juice.
Wouldn't want to get scurvy after all that coke... I admit I've even felt my teeth loosen a bit occasionally... |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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There is citric acid in Coke. Scurvy should not be the biggest worry.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nebu
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There is citric acid in Coke. Scurvy should not be the biggest worry.
Ascorbic acid is vitamin C (the supplement that prevents scurvy). :-D Now that I've added my own brand of nerd-dom, I have to mention that the picture is both revolting and fascinating. Do people really live like that? I'm in awe. |
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« Last Edit: March 17, 2006, 10:31:33 AM by Nebu »
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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WayAbvPar
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It's called The Jerker.
Does it have a tissue dispenser? Classic. |
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Merusk
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Now that I've added my own brand of nerd-dom, I have to mention that the picture is both revolting and fascinating. Do people really live like that? I'm in awe.
I wish I had a picture of this, but words will have to suffice. Yes, people really and truly live like that. Not just po' folks, but even people in moderatly affluant communities can live in 3rd world squallor and not give a shit. One of my former co-workers lives in a neighborhood of $200-$350k homes (Bear in mind this is the midwest, so that's upper middle class.) that were built ~3 years ago. The house behind him went up for sale as a 'fixer-upper' and he went to take a look, wondering how could a 3-year old house be labeled as such. Upon opening the front door, he said there was a smell akin to walking into a barn on a summer day. Apparently his neighbors had kept 3 dogs, 2 birds and lord knows what else in the house. The birds had been left to fly free in the house, and apparently the dogs didn't go outside. The carpets were a mess of bird and dog shit. The railing and ballusters were coated in bird shit like some downtown statuary where pigeons flock. Stains were creeping up the drywall and soaking through the paint to create a discoloration indicating that *something* wet had been there a long time. He said it was absolutly disgusting and he didn't understand how ANYONE could live there, much less think of buying it to rehab it. When someone finally did buy it, they went through 2 dumpsters pulling all of the interior finishes, drywall and subfloor out in order to get rid of the smell. So yes, that picture is real, and some people truly are disgusting. |
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