Signe
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I think some brave soul (NOT ME) should review THIS for us! Good luck in advance. |
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schild
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I don't know if I can resist the siren call. Downloading.
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Samwise
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I have a great weakness for experimental screensavers.
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squirrel
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"You are a stag, a male deer."
You lost me at hello. But i'm still downloading. How bad can it be?
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Megrim
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Haha suckers!
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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schild
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Sucks. Even if it is experimental.
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Wasted
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Does that Stag have a human face or have I just forgotten what they look like? Its creepy
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Um, well that wasn't good. For me. In any way. ymmv but i doubt by much.
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Signe
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They did say they'd be adding things as time goes on... maybe even gaming elements. I'm worried that all the deer are male. Should I just wait until they add females so I can be D'oh the Deer, the Female Deer? Or would being female be a bad thing? I haven't downloaded this, by the way... it sort of creeps me out.
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Furiously
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Will the female deer have DD breasts?
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El Gallo
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Hopefully six. Or eight. Or however many female deer actually have. Preferably twice that amount.
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This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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cevik
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I've always wondered about the All Black People Eat Watermelons
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Or would being female be a bad thing?
I'd /hump a creepy deer avatar version of you any day of the week Signe.. Please don't tell Righ.. |
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tazelbain
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Unless he likes to watch.
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"Me am play gods"
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Dren
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I haven't downloaded this, by the way... it sort of creeps me out.
It can't be any worse than this thread... |
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Yegolev
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Nice to mole you! I find MUSHs even less interesting than MUDs. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Does that Stag have a human face or have I just forgotten what they look like? Its creepy Ironically, that human face is ripoff from anime a throwback to Princess Mononoke. It's one of the very sure signs that the people who made it are really fucking dorky and want to get with all creatures from anime. Edit: I actually thought it was pretty clever until I considered the source. Edit: I dug around on GIS for a picture of the forest god from Mononoke. Couldn't find it. That would've been a nice closer to the thread. Really, there's no nice way to close this thread though. This forest thing was DEFINATELY made for people to anonymously fuck as deer. |
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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so is there phat lewt?
what do deer drop?
oh nvm
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Furiously
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It's Whamdoodles Online all over again!
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Polysorbate80
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what do deer drop?
 Watch your step. |
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Samwise
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Avatars don't have names, they have "pictographs". That's kinda cool.
If only there was something to do in the game. I fooled around with it for a little while and couldn't find anything.
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schild
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When I entered the game, 2 other people deer furries chased me around. I walked up to one and a light started appearing from my deer's ass. I don't know what happened next. Not because I blacked out but because I poured gasoline on my desk, lit it, and went to Denny's.
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Yegolev
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I assume you meant your virutal-deer's ass. In either case, thanks for taking one for the team.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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I think some brave soul (NOT ME) should review THIS for us! Good luck in advance. Oh HELLLLLL no. |
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Signe
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I think some brave soul (NOT ME) should review THIS for us! Good luck in advance. Oh HELLLLLL no. Coward. I was counting on you! Now I'll have to dig up SirBruce and I've misplaced my shovel!  |
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HaemishM
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If you find the shovel, remember you can hit him with it. It'll be like curing cancer of the Internet.
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Nebu
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I'm waiting for the "Deer Hunter" expansion pack.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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schild
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There's nothing to review there. That's the problem. Otherwise I'd have done it.
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Signe
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Of course there's something to review. Everyone here wants to know what happens after your Stag Butt glows, but we don't want to experience it for ourselves. That's YOUR job.
Dammit.
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When I entered the game, 2 other people deer furries chased me around. I walked up to one and a light started appearing from my deer's ass. I don't know what happened next. Not because I blacked out but because I poured gasoline on my desk, lit it, and went to Denny's.
One of the other furries was probably higher level and had a laser sight on his cock for quicker and more efficient raping. I think I need to light MYSELF on fire after even thinking about this. Or at least my frontal lobe. |
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Samwise
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Of course there's something to review. Everyone here wants to know what happens after your Stag Butt glows, but we don't want to experience it for ourselves. That's YOUR job.
Dammit.
I had the glowing thing too, although I don't recall it being on my deer's butt - Schild probably just happened to be seeing it from exactly the wrong angle. I have no idea what it meant; it happened when I stood in a particular spot and stopped when I moved away. It didn't do anything. Nothing in the "game" does anything. You just kinda wander around a moderately pretty forest and moo. That's it. |
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Nebu
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Nothing in the "game" does anything. You just kinda wander around a moderately pretty forest and moo. That's it.
That alone makes this better than most mmog's nearing release. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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VickeVire
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I'm waiting for the "Deer Hunter" expansion pack.
To do the Russian roulette routine? |
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Strazos
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I thought this was something VDL should review.  |
Fear the Backstab!
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Ookii
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Edit: I dug around on GIS for a picture of the forest god from Mononoke. Couldn't find it. That would've been a nice closer to the thread.  Huzzah. |
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