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Topic: "Contract of Wifely Expectations" (NSFW) (Read 7587 times)
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Trippy
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From The Smoking Gun (NSFW!): Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages
Repulsive "Wifely Expectations" pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case
FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)
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Murgos
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A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. She did actually marry this guy. He may be derainged but I doubt if she had no idea about his behavior. |
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Strazos
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NSFW possibly - If I read that correctly, she could basically get out of practically the entire contract by giving the guy anal sex every 14 days.
This would have been a classic if the entire thing was a joke.
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Lantyssa
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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HaemishM
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Holy fucking hell. How did this guy get through one relationship without being shot?
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Viin
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Maybe he's just giving the ladies what they *really* want.
(there's green in there somewhere)
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Paelos
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See ladies? Makes dating one of us seem like a party cruise now, don't it?
I should pass these out as flyers to women that think they've seen the worst.
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Margalis
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How in the world does someone get this fucked up?
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Signe
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See ladies? Makes dating one of us seem like a party cruise now, don't it?
I should pass these out as flyers to women that think they've seen the worst.
Don't be a pathetic monkey. I'm sure there are other ways for you to get a date than passing out flyers or trying to pull someone from f13. No one here will hit you... well, not the way you'd like. |
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Paelos
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See ladies? Makes dating one of us seem like a party cruise now, don't it?
I should pass these out as flyers to women that think they've seen the worst.
Don't be a pathetic monkey. I'm sure there are other ways for you to get a date than passing out flyers or trying to pull someone from f13. No one here will hit you... well, not the way you'd like. Now now Darlin, don't admit that you saw that and went....OMG I could have done much worse ;p |
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Ironwood
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That contract is no big deal. Really, it's not. It's just a very minor symptom of someone who is seriously, seriously ill in the head and, probably, needs to be locked away for the rest of his life, possibly in an sealed room without air-holes.
That said, I'll run the thing by the wife tonight and see what she thinks.
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Murgos
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That contract is no big deal. Really, it's not. It's just a very minor symptom of someone who is seriously, seriously ill in the head and, probably, needs to be locked away for the rest of his life, possibly in an sealed room without air-holes.
That said, I'll run the thing by the wife tonight and see what she thinks.
I suggest the old slide it in amongst a dozen other things she has to sign that are long and tedius and not worth reading trick. |
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Ironwood
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She's an accountant. That's not going to work. Ever.
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Murgos
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She's an accountant. That's not going to work. Ever.
Well then I guess you will just have to forge her signature, get her drunk, and claim that she signed it in between calling for shots. |
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She's an accountant. That's not going to work. Ever.
And yet you boggle at her ability to tolerate the tedium and grind of 40-man WOW raids. |
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She's an accountant. That's not going to work. Ever.
And yet you boggle at her ability to tolerate the tedium and grind of 40-man WOW raids. He said 'accountant', not 'cat herder' :-D |
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Ironwood
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She's an accountant. That's not going to work. Ever.
And yet you boggle at her ability to tolerate the tedium and grind of 40-man WOW raids. You know, that honestly had never occurred to me. Well done. Dammit, that explains lots. |
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Riggswolfe
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I have seen contracts like these before and compared to most of these types of contracts this one is very tame.
Honestly, it sounds like he wanted a BDSM relationship and she didn't. Not sure where that disconnect occured but it was a major booboo on his part.
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Cyrrex
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I don't know all the circumstances around this contract thing, but a thought occurs to me: In order for this moron to go through the trouble, and for him to honestly expect his wife to go along with it...then I bet she was already conforming to many of these rules already. That doesn't make him less sick-in-the-head. But honestly, can you pull stuff like this out of the blue without believing that it is within the realm of possibility? I bet she was already his slave to some degree, but just wasn't enthusiastic enough for his tastes.
I could be wrong. Maybe the guy was just a grade A wacko.
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Riggswolfe
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Well, from people I've known who are into this kind of thing it's pretty unheard of to just drop this on an unsuspecting person. (unless you are a whacko which he may be).
I think it's more likely they had a BDSM relationship. He wanted to make it more formal. They split and now she's using it against him as a means to get back at him.
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Lantyssa
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Yeah, she got back at him by letting him kidnap her.  Although I really don't know enough details to say how that charge came up. Iit could have been a love session gone bad, but it sounds like it had enough merit for the police to get involved and have charges filed. |
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Samwise
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I'm inclined to agree with Riggs here. The fact that she didn't leave him immediately after he showed the contract to her is a strong indication that either they're both complete whackjobs, or there was some history that we're not hearing about.
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Ironwood
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A SEPERATE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY RAP.
I don't think we're just dealing with tit for tat.
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WayAbvPar
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A SEPERATE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY RAP.
I don't think we're just dealing with tit for tat.
Sounds like someone tattled on his toddler tit collection? Yes, it was in horrible taste. It just had to be done. |
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