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schild
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Ugliest Bond ever. You made up a lot of jokes about the titles of Bond movies there when you could have just made a clever Richard Kiel reference...  |
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Murgos
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They are actually quotes from the article.
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schild
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Wow, that makes it really bad. Still, Richard Kiel.
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SurfD
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The dude in the picture in that article looks NOTHING like anything I could possibly CONCIEVE of playing 007.
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Yegolev
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Time to subscribe to the Sunday Mirror. I'm tired of this shitty American journalism.
Also: looks nothing like Bond.
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Strazos
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He looks like the geeky techy character, not Bond.
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Lemming
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He looks like he'd rip out your spines for talking shit. Edit: Ok, maybe he wouldn't kick your ass, but I don't see why he has to look like Connery, Moore, Dalton or any of the others. I also don't care for 007 movies, so take that how you will. More Kiel.  |
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« Last Edit: February 21, 2006, 07:47:04 PM by Lemming »
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Because the joke hasn't been made yet.
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Wow! He bent a golf club with his bare hands. A real pro wraps it three times around a tree.
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HaemishM
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Daniel Craig is a good actor, and a lot closer to the Ian Fleming Bond than any of the movies have been.
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Yegolev
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Daniel Craig is a good actor, and a lot closer to the Ian Fleming Bond than any of the movies have been.
This is what my wife says about Timothy Dalton, right before she says "He sucks." |
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Daniel Craig is a good actor, and a lot closer to the Ian Fleming Bond than any of the movies have been.
What, did you start channelling Sean Penn there all of the sudden? |
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HaemishM
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Read the books. The book Bond is night and day difference from the movie Bond. Not that I have any problem with the movie Bond, but you know, Bond fans need to STFU quickly. Brosnan was in Die Another Day. I liked him as Bond, but if the Broccoli crew are going to keep shitting out crappy ass Halle Berry vehicles, and Bond fans keep buying it, they need to go into the same gas chamber we put Star Wars fanbois.
And I really like Craig in Layer Cake.
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schild
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I'm a fan of the movie Bonds. Specifically the Sean Connery Bonds. Not the shitty shitty Ian Fleming Bonds. It should have been Clive Owen. Not this homely fucker.
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I'm a fan of the movie Bonds. Specifically the Sean Connery Bonds. Not the shitty shitty Ian Fleming Bonds. It should have been Clive Owen. Not this homely fucker.
Clive Owen would rock. |
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You know who would make a perfect bond? Rowan Atkinson not doing comedy. Johnny English was pretty funny. |
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You know who would make a perfect bond? Rowan Atkinson not doing comedy. He was actually on a list some Brit newpaper published or something. Everyone want Clive Owens, who is dreamy, but I wonder if he'd want it. He seems to be on a bit of a fast track lately, no? |
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schild
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Clive Owen was sort of James Bond in The Pink Panther.
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You know who would make a perfect bond? Rowan Atkinson not doing comedy. That is a terrible idea- that is like Hugh Laurie doing drama in an American accent, for christ's sake! No one would watch that... |
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Rowan Atkinson is an ugly bastard. Hugh Laurie isn't. It's not a fair comparison. You see that last episode of House? Even with that leg wound, House exudes more manliness than Rown Atkinson would carrying a spear and necklace of shrunken heads.
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Paelos
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Rowan Atkinson is an ugly bastard. Hugh Laurie isn't. It's not a fair comparison. You see that last episode of House? Even with that leg wound, House exudes more manliness than Rown Atkinson would carrying a spear and necklace of shrunken heads.
I found that last episode highly disturbing. The whole dude looks like a lady thing was an odd way to go. |
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I found that last episode highly disturbing. The whole dude looks like a lady thing was an odd way to go.
Yet from everyone I have heard talk about the show, that part disturbed them more than a 15 year old strung out on heroin or incest... |
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Paelos
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I found that last episode highly disturbing. The whole dude looks like a lady thing was an odd way to go.
Yet from everyone I have heard talk about the show, that part disturbed them more than a 15 year old strung out on heroin or incest... The incest part is coupled in what made it even worse. The fact that she PROMOTED the incest herself was way out there. |
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schild
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He was hot. Because it was a role she was playing. If they want to call her a he, I'm not one to argue with semantics. OR BOOBIES.
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HaemishM
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Rowan Atkinson is an ugly bastard. Hugh Laurie isn't. It's not a fair comparison. You see that last episode of House? Even with that leg wound, House exudes more manliness than Rown Atkinson would carrying a spear and necklace of shrunken heads.
I disagree. Rowan Atkinson in season 2 of Black Adder with the black goatee was not so bad looking. He still had the nose to contend with, but something about that season, the cut of his beard or something made him not quite so hideous. That's also my favorite season because it's the funniest. I still think Craig will be a fine Bond, it's just that he'll be stuck in yet another shitty ass Bond movie, that will be badly written, too coy for its own good, and follow a formula that has been done to death, reincarnated, killed again then fucked in the ass for good measure. There hasn't been a good Bond movie since the one with Michelle Yeaoh. |
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Murgos
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Isn't, whats his name, Reservoir Dogs guy directing this iteration of Bond?
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Actually, H, I gotta disagree. I think, particularly given the casting choice which IS unusual no matter how you slice, that they're going for the same 'Batman Begins' reboot.
I think it might have a chance of being fab.
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HaemishM
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If the Broccoli people DO reboot the series, without actually saying it, I'll be shocked. In awe even.
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Ironwood
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Look at the evidence. Totally new Bond, in all senses of the word, and doing Casino Royale, which is as Back to Basics as you get.
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Rowan Atkinson is an ugly bastard. Hugh Laurie isn't. It's not a fair comparison. You see that last episode of House? Even with that leg wound, House exudes more manliness than Rown Atkinson would carrying a spear and necklace of shrunken heads.
I disagree. Rowan Atkinson in season 2 of Black Adder with the black goatee was not so bad looking. He still had the nose to contend with, but something about that season, the cut of his beard or something made him not quite so hideous. That's also my favorite season because it's the funniest. I thought it was the 3rd. And I agree - with a Goatee he looks decent. Then again I'm sure he makes himself look as odd as possible playing Mr. Bean. |
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Rowan Atkinson is an ugly bastard. Hugh Laurie isn't. It's not a fair comparison. You see that last episode of House? Even with that leg wound, House exudes more manliness than Rown Atkinson would carrying a spear and necklace of shrunken heads.
I disagree. Rowan Atkinson in season 2 of Black Adder with the black goatee was not so bad looking. He still had the nose to contend with, but something about that season, the cut of his beard or something made him not quite so hideous. That's also my favorite season because it's the funniest. I thought it was the 3rd. And I agree - with a Goatee he looks decent. Then again I'm sure he makes himself look as odd as possible playing Mr. Bean. 1st  2nd  3rd  4th  Is it obvious how utterly fucking bored I am yet? |
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