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on: February 10, 2006, 04:46:44 PM


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Reply #1 on: February 10, 2006, 05:15:48 PM

Curling would be cooler if they had cheerleaders and mandatory drinking frames.

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Reply #2 on: February 11, 2006, 03:07:56 AM

Curling would be cooler if they had cheerleaders and mandatory drinking frames.

Every sports event would be better with cheerleaders and mandatory drinking. Well with the exception of synchronized swimming and ice skating maybe.
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Reply #3 on: February 11, 2006, 06:56:04 AM

Pot is probably better with synchronized swimming and ice skating maybe.  Nothing like getting an uncontrollable giggle fit at a live sporting event or the theater.   embarassed

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Reply #4 on: February 11, 2006, 07:56:23 AM

Every sports event would be better with cheerleaders and mandatory drinking. Well with the exception of synchronized swimming and ice skating maybe.
Drunk cheerleaders on ice?  The chaos would be amazing to watch.

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Reply #5 on: February 13, 2006, 10:11:22 AM

The only way to make ice skating interesting is either make it all female and sans costumes, or (preferably) make them skate on cracking ice with polar bears stalking them.

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Reply #6 on: February 13, 2006, 11:16:10 AM

make them skate on cracking ice with polar bears stalking them.

I'd pay to see that!

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Reply #7 on: February 13, 2006, 11:29:17 AM

The only way to make ice skating interesting is either make it all female and sans costumes, or (preferably) make them skate on cracking ice with polar bears stalking them.

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Reply #8 on: February 13, 2006, 11:33:27 AM

I like how you think Samwise..

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Reply #9 on: February 13, 2006, 11:46:19 AM

The only way to make ice skating interesting is either make it all female and sans costumes, or (preferably) make them skate on cracking ice with polar bears stalking them.

"Or"?

It would kill my mood if some nubile naked young tart was to get mauled by a polar bear (after all, I have never had to kill a drifter just to get an erection). OTOH, seeing Scott Hamiltion screech while his vittles were being chewed out would be quality TV.

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Reply #10 on: February 13, 2006, 12:18:22 PM

This thread is in a bad place now.

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Reply #11 on: February 14, 2006, 07:19:52 AM

After all, I have never had to kill a drifter just to get an erection.

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