Ok, there is one hyphenated name I will accept

[shiznitz]

Jay Mohr and Nicki Cox to wed.

Courtesy of www.thesuperficial.com.

[Nebu]

Since you made me read that site, I'm going to pay you back with a line that struck me funny.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Olympus Fashion Week wearing a gold 'J' around her neck, either because she loves Jared Leto or loves jelly beans. I'm going with Jared Leto though, because I didn't find any traces of food when I inspected her poo. Now that I think about it, I didn't find any traces of poo either. It was more like a poo-shaped slab of cocaine glued together with laxatives. Go figure.

Maybe I should have posted this in the Lindsay Lohan thread!

[shiznitz]

No need to quote that site to me. I read it daily. I find the guy's commentary hilarious.

[schild]

When did Nikki Cox and Bobcat Goldthwait get divorced? And damn, Nikki Cox goes after some of the most unfunny funnymen in hollywood.

[Merusk]

There's no accounting for women's tastes.  Also, she was what, 19 when she married Bobcat. Young girls are easily swayed, but eventually wake-up.  That or Bobcat's got a huge cock.

Also from that site: Basic Instinct II? I had no idea.

[shiznitz]

Basic Instinct II: With More Poon!

[Trippy]

When did Nikki Cox and Bobcat Goldthwait get divorced?

They were engaged but never got married.