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Topic: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah (Read 8421 times)
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Righ
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There's a small internet cafe in Springburn that worships you as a God.
Seriously? In Springburn? That doesn't sound like the Springburn I know. A bona fide Internet cafe where people pay with money, or the learning centre? |
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HaemishM
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There's a small internet cafe in Springburn that worships you as a God.
Seriously? In Springburn? That doesn't sound like the Springburn I know. A bona fide Internet cafe where people pay with money, or the learning centre? If they worship me as a God, it's probably a special needs learning centre. For Torette's sufferers. |
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Nebu
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If they worship me as a God, it's probably a special needs learning centre.
For Torette's sufferers.
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Llava
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I got no beef with Oprah. I don't dislike her anymore than I dislike Al Roker and Charles Gibson.
Sure, she gave us Dr. Phil. She probably even still thinks he's smart. Whatever. The man's full of shit, but he's largely harmless. Just irritating.
Oprah herself... I can't stand to watch her show, but it's not meant for me. I'm not her target audience. So I'm okay with that. She's a good lady who does many good things.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Signe
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Celebrities are like that. All are authorities on everything, from what you read to politics, to foreign policy, to what brand of underwear I should wear.
They'd fit right in here on F13. We should be celebrities too. But I AM a celebrity. Apparently Ubzbeks love them some Haemish. And though my brand of fame is infamy, just ask Poseiden. With 3 tiny paragraphs I've destroyed a game and pissed off thousands. I'm so proud of you. I always knew you would make something of yourself. I get misty-eyed just thinking about how, just a few short years ago, you were trolling game boards to annoy the developers. Wait. Nothing's really changed, has it? |
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Ironwood
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To be on topic for once, I saw the Oprah with the KKK and I thought it was extremely, extremely, extremely well done. That, at the time, was hard hitting stuff.
Oh, and don't spoil the joke with actual facts Righ. I'd like him to come over to Springburn and actually find out what they do to their Gods in that shithole.
It involves a stick, sharpened at both ends.
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Paelos
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I got no beef with Oprah. I don't dislike her anymore than I dislike Al Roker and Charles Gibson.
Sure, she gave us Dr. Phil. She probably even still thinks he's smart. Whatever. The man's full of shit, but he's largely harmless. Just irritating.
Oprah herself... I can't stand to watch her show, but it's not meant for me. I'm not her target audience. So I'm okay with that. She's a good lady who does many good things.
The promos I see for Dr. Phil look like he's rooting around in the human garbage dump to find his "guests." The one I saw today was about a mom throwing porn parties for her children. Why would I want to watch that? Is that really something the average American struggles with for your glorified self-help hour? |
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Signe
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If you were my son, I would have big porn birthday parties for you, with porn balloons and porn presents and porn pony rides and a huge porn birthday cake. It would be the least I could do for my virgin monkey child. Then I would sacrafice you to the God of Porn who would bestow upon me the secrets of the universe and maybe some porn magazines.
Die, Virgin Monkey Boy, die.
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Llava
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I got no beef with Oprah. I don't dislike her anymore than I dislike Al Roker and Charles Gibson.
Sure, she gave us Dr. Phil. She probably even still thinks he's smart. Whatever. The man's full of shit, but he's largely harmless. Just irritating.
Oprah herself... I can't stand to watch her show, but it's not meant for me. I'm not her target audience. So I'm okay with that. She's a good lady who does many good things.
The promos I see for Dr. Phil look like he's rooting around in the human garbage dump to find his "guests." The one I saw today was about a mom throwing porn parties for her children. Why would I want to watch that? Is that really something the average American struggles with for your glorified self-help hour? He's the upscale Jerry Springer, complete with Final Thoughts. The difference is that fights don't break out on his show, and housewives don't consider him a "guilty" pleasure. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Signe
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Will you adopt me?
Yes! I will email you bus fare. |
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Ironwood
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... porn pony rides ...
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HaemishM
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... porn pony rides ...
I was quite concerned about the direction that one might be taking as well. |
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Signe
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I wouldn't allow the porn ponies to be hurt. What kind of mum do think I'd be?
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Stephen Zepp
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I wouldn't allow the porn ponies to be hurt. What kind of mum do think I'd be?
I don't think it's the ponies getting hurt I would worry about... |
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Paelos
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Man I stopped reading this thread at the wrong time.
I'm assuming that was german for The, Virgin Monkey Boy, The!
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Signe
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Man I stopped reading this thread at the wrong time.
I'm assuming that was german for The, Virgin Monkey Boy, The!
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Mr_PeaCH
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Right now on TV Dave is on "Inside the Actor's Studio" (Bravo); I just caught it scanning channels; about 1/2 hour left looks like. This interview is soooo much better than Oprah's. I know nobody will see this in time but maybe they'll rerun it.
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Zetleft
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They will definatly rerun it, I saw it twice in a 2 hour period earlier in the week. Also have some clips from it online of course but I can't dig them up now.
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Alkiera
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A friend who has cable DVR'd the episode of Inside the Actor's Studio that had Robin Williams guesting.
Freakin' HILARIOUS.
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A friend who has cable DVR'd the episode of Inside the Actor's Studio that had Robin Williams guesting.
Freakin' HILARIOUS.
Did he accidentally record a different episode than the Robin Williams one? |
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