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Topic: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] (Read 11430 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Melissa Joan Hart Gives Birth to Baby BoyThursday, January 12, 2006 LOS ANGELES — Melissa Joan Hart, former star of TV series "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch," has given birth to a baby boy. Mason Walter Wilkerson was born Wednesday afternoon and weighs 9 pounds, People magazine reported. It is the first child for Hart, 29, and husband, Mark Wilkerson, 28, lead singer and guitarist for rock band Course of Nature. "He was a little stubborn, but all is well," Hart told People. "Everyone is well and we are all relieved." Hart and Wilkerson met in May 2002 when she introduced his band at a Kentucky Derby event in Louisville, Ky., according to the magazine. The new parents tied the knot in Florence, Italy, in July 2003, three months after "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch," a popular sitcom about a high school student with magic powers, ended its seven-year run. |
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WayAbvPar
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She may be cock-eyed, but she is still very doable. She is gonna have back problems now with baby-inflated mams.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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WayAbvPar
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She looks like she swallowed Kirstie Alley!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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I am surprised any woman would have your babies. Any of you. Sometimes men can be such women. Meow.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I am surprised any woman would have your babies. Any of you.
I cannot disagree with that. |
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WayAbvPar
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I am surprised any woman would have your babies. Any of you. Sometimes men can be such women. Meow. You say that we are the ones who want to have babies. We just want to practice the conception part. A lot. Especially if conception can be practiced in non-reproductive orifices  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Paelos
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Look's like she's fat.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Now she has to make the ultimate decision:
Does she ever let her child watch old episodes of Clarissa Explains It All?
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Samwise
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Now she has to make the ultimate decision:
Does she ever let her child watch old episodes of Clarissa Explains It All?
I would. That show was the best thing she ever did. Everything else was downhill. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Now she has to make the ultimate decision:
Does she ever let her child watch old episodes of Clarissa Explains It All?
I would. That show was the best thing she ever did. Everything else was downhill. Sad, but funny and true. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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schild
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Sonofabitch. I'm gonna go grab that from Best Buy today. I hope it held up well.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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The Adventures of Pete and Pete? That's almost worth torrenting.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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You people are so mean to chubby women. Sheesh, post pictures of yourselves and let's see how pretty you guys are.
P.S. = You do realize that she did just have a baby and as of yet has not had the chance to lose the weight gain from said child?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Paelos
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You people are so mean to chubby women. Sheesh, post pictures of yourselves and let's see how pretty you guys are.
P.S. = You do realize that she did just have a baby and as of yet has not had the chance to lose the weight gain from said child?
I think we tried posting pics of ourselves, but Signe condemned it as creepy and "shattering the mental images" |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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If she were serious about keeping her figure, she would have went into labor in the middle of a Spin class.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Don't ever breed.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Signe
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Paelos, stop remembering things I don't even recall saying! It creeps me out.
And why would any of you want to buy that series? Isn't it a child's show? I can understand buying a series of The Clangers or Dexter's Laboratory for your grown up self because they're fun to watch when stoned or something... but Clarissa Explain's It All? Surely, that doesn't qualify as anything but sad pre-teen television, no?
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Samwise
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I remember it as being an immensely entertaining show, but then I was a sad pre-teen when last I watched it. It's be neat to watch it again now and see how well it holds up. Not sure I'd buy it, though.
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Nebu
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You people are so mean to chubby women. Sheesh, post pictures of yourselves and let's see how pretty you guys are.
I was married to a swimsuit model for 7 years. I would gladly marry a chubby woman if she was generally a happy person with good ethics. I learned my lesson the hard way. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Merusk
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Damnit Paelos said it already. But yes, we did that game already, and yes Signe you told us not to do it again.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Samwise
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We can't have nice things. Or is it mean things? I can never keep those two straight.
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Signe
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Damnit Paelos said it already. But yes, we did that game already, and yes Signe you told us not to do it again.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Personally, I've never found her hot. Sure, nice body in that picture, but something about her face just doesn't work for me. Maybe it's because I just remember Clarissa and the impossible computer games she programmed when I see it.
<shrug>
That said, the pregnant picture in this does certainly look a lot like Kirstie Alley. I'm sure she'll get on that quickly enough.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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WayAbvPar
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Good show, Furiously.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Nebu
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I'm sorry, but I just can't get past the asymmetry in her face.
I admit that I'm more superficial than I had ever imagined.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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schild
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Until Miss Hart sheds that preggers poundage, I shall call her Plumpkins. I am Shallow. I am the Internet. I am Legion.
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NiX
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Don't ever breed.
You sound worried or something. |
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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I'm sorry, but I just can't get past the asymmetry in her face.
Her asymmetry is nothing compared to Shannen Doherty. She looks like a Picaso... But I'd still do either of them. |
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Don't ever breed.
You sound worried or something. Terribly :( |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Signe
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I'm sorry, but I just can't get past the asymmetry in her face.
Her asymmetry is nothing compared to Shannen Doherty. She looks like a Picaso... But I'd still do either of them. You mean like some sort of sympathy "do"? I'm sure they'll so appreciate your charity... if it wasn't for men like you, I bet they'd never get "done". |
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schild
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She obviously got done. And then fed.
HO HO HO. I slay me.
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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You mean like some sort of sympathy "do"? I'm sure they'll so appreciate your charity... if it wasn't for men like you, I bet they'd never get "done".
Bah, no sympathy involved. Just pointing out that I, or any other guy here - especially the ones bitching about her weight or one of her eyes being slightly higher than the other, would stick their shit in just about anything. People acting like MJH or SD are so unattractive are full of shit. Though MJH has seen better days... But I'd still do her. |
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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It would be weird though. I don't think I would be able to get her show's theme song out of my head the entire time.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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