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Topic: RTS wishlist (Read 4146 times)
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eldaec
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Moderately amusing: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html
14. I want fat, left-wing documentarians carefully editing the only the most incriminating footage, countered only by low-IQ country music singers crooning my praises while in American Flag-colored cowboy hats.
15. About every five minutes I want one of my helicopters to crash, completely on its own, for some fucking reason.
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schild
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I too, want a gun that shoots spiders.
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Murgos
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15. About every five minutes I want one of my helicopters to crash, completely on its own, for some fucking reason.
Actually, I think that would make it a sim instead of an RTS... |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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You can't handle the truth.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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All the senseless bloodshed could have been avoided in the Middle East if only we had dropped thousands of "I'm the Man" CDs and tapes.
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Alluvian
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My RTS wishlist just got really short after watching E3 videos. Here it is:
1) Warhammer 40K Dawn of War
That's it. Oh, and an expansion that adds an ork story line and the Tyrannids for multiplayer. Maybe a pure point vs point multiplayer mode with no base building. And a large caramel sundae. That would be nice.
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Zephyr
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All the senseless bloodshed could have been avoided in the Middle East if only we had dropped thousands of "I'm the Man" CDs and tapes. Don't you mean "Fuck the Middle East"? Almost the same band, just different name. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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"...then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks"
Great song imo.
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Gotta love their thread about CoH...  Seems like they are gaying it up on Virtue. |
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Anger
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All the senseless bloodshed could have been avoided in the Middle East if only we had dropped thousands of "I'm the Man" CDs and tapes. Don't you mean "Fuck the Middle East"? Almost the same band, just different name.  |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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OMG- I was on the phone with a user when I read that...hard to troubleshoot when you are choking down laughter. Too funny. |
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Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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