Your life is not that interesting.

[voodoolily]

Play Real Lives.

0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Krasnodar in Russia.

My parents have named me Dominika. My surname is Ipatieva. My mother, Agnessa, is 38 and my father, Vladislav, is 38. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
Peace.

4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 12 people have died and 23,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

8 years old
9 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 15 people have died and 44,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
My mother has arthritis of the knee.

14 years old
15 years old
16 years old
17 years old
Took up smoking.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Failed to qualify for vocational school.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a laborer.

19 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Viktor Zinoviev.

We've begun seeing each other.

My boyfriend Viktor has appendicitis.

20 years old
My boyfriend Viktor has been cured of appendicitis.

21 years old
Ended relationship with Viktor Zinoviev.

Met a new man I like very much, named Filip Zhdanov.

We've begun seeing each other.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My boyfriend Filip has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.

My boyfriend Filip began graduate school.

22 years old
Filip Zhdanov broke off our relationship.

23 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 4 people have died and 58,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Semion Krylov.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Semion Krylov.

24 years old
I've become an alcoholic.

25 years old
26 years old
Gave up drinking.

Received a 4% pay raise.

27 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Ignaty Korolev.

Rejected by Ignaty Korolev.

28 years old
29 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

30 years old
31 years old
I've become addicted to drugs.

32 years old
33 years old
34 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Leonid Donskoy.

Rejected by Leonid Donskoy.

My father has died at age 73 from a heart attack.

35 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 9 people have died and 75,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Viktor Tomlin.

Rejected by Viktor Tomlin.

36 years old
37 years old
38 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 16 people have died and 36,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My mother has died at age 77 from a heart attack.

39 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 20 people have died and 19,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Met a new man I like very much, named Semion Kudrov.

Rejected by Semion Kudrov.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

41 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Pavel Petrovin.

Rejected by Pavel Petrovin.

42 years old
43 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 2 people have died and 20,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

I've become an alcoholic.

Met a new man I like very much, named Boris Kasparov.

We've begun seeing each other.

44 years old
Began work as a nursing aid.

Gave up drinking.

Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Caught illegally getting extra money from work.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

My boyfriend Boris and I are now engaged..

Boris Kasparov and I got married this year.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
I've become addicted to drugs.

49 years old
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My husband Boris has been cured of depression.

51 years old
52 years old
I have contracted tetanus.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Gave up smoking.

53 years old
Died at age 53 from tetanus.

[Murgos]

I hope this is a game you are playing.

[MuffinMan]

0 years old
I was born a girl in a small town in Kazakstan's Mangghystau Province, not far from the city of Aqtau.

My parents have named me Anastasia. My surname is Molotova.  My mother, Alina, is 21 and my father, Martyn, is 23. I have a brother, Andrei, who is 1.

1 year old
Died at age 1 from dehydration.

Damn I suck at this game.

[Merusk]

You got addicted to drugs twice, and never dropped either habit, then never had a successful relationship until you were both an alcoholic and drug-addicted criminal.

Beautiful.

[Mesozoic]

What keeps catching fire in Russia?  Is it the vodka?

[NiX]

0 years old
I was born a girl in a small town in Kazakstan's Mangghystau Province, not far from the city of Aqtau.

My parents have named me Anastasia. My surname is Molotova.  My mother, Alina, is 21 and my father, Martyn, is 23. I have a brother, Andrei, who is 1.

1 year old
Died at age 1 from dehydration.

Damn I suck at this game.

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Tuyen Quang in Vietnam.

My parents have named me Can. My surname is Nguyen.  My mother, Trac, is 20 and my father, Quoc-Tai, is 26. I have no brothers or sisters.

It stops there. I died from asphyxiation at birth. I just can't min/max :(

[Strazos]

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in the state of Uttar Pradesh in India, not far from the city of Meerut.

My parents have named me Amil. My surname is Chandrasekar.  My mother, Dayadi, is 46 and my father, Sanjay, is 45. I have a sister, Anuradha, age 4 and a brother, Dhaval, who is 5.

My brother Dhaval is not able to attend school.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

My sister Anuradha began school.

2 years old
Peace.

3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
My mother has died at age 54 from an asthma attack.

8 years old
9 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 297 people have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

10 years old
My sister's boyfriend Sushil has died from dehydration.

11 years old
A major flood has hit India. 35 people have died and 27,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

12 years old
Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

13 years old
My sister Anuradha has graduated from secondary school.

Sushil Bai and my sister Anuradha have married.

14 years old
I was robbed.

My brother Dhaval has moved out on his own.

My sister Anuradha has moved out on her own.

15 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 1,208 people have died and 3,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Aruksita Tagore and my brother Dhaval are now engaged to be married.

Aruksita Tagore and my brother Dhaval have married.

16 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

17 years old
Civil war in Karnataka state.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Iditri Gundamaraju.

Rejected by Iditri Gundamaraju.

18 years old
I have stomach cancer.

A major flood has hit India. 0 people have died and 22,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Peace.

Graduated from secondary school.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Need to look for a job.

19 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Tamil Nadu state.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a shop salesperson.

20 years old
21 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

22 years old
Peace.

23 years old
Died at age 23 from stomach cancer

[schild]

0 years old
I was born a boy in the town of Khaskovo in Bulgaria.

My parents have named me Aleksandr. My surname is Konovalev.  My mother, Agnessa, is 23 and my father, Semion, is 28. I have no brothers or sisters.

My father has given up drinking.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
My mother has a peptic ulcer.

9 years old
10 years old
My mother has breast cancer.

11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
14 years old
Took up smoking.

15 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Feodora Guliyeva.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Feodora Guliyeva.

Ended my relationship with girlfriend Feodora.

16 years old
17 years old
Gave up smoking.

My mother has been cured of peptic ulcer.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

Took up smoking.

19 years old
20 years old
21 years old
22 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Nutrition.

Failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Yuliya Karina.

Rejected by Yuliya Karina.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as an administrative aid.

Avoided being drafted.

23 years old
Moved away from home.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Anastasia Orlova.

We've begun seeing each other.

Inducted into the military.

My mother has died at age 47 from breast cancer.

24 years old
Anastasia Orlova broke off our relationship.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Made an extra 25,337 leva illegally.

Tried to give up smoking.

Left the military.

Began work as a salesperson.

26 years old
27 years old
28 years old
29 years old
My father has been cured of depression.

30 years old
Hurt in an accident.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My father has rheumatoid arthritis.

31 years old
32 years old
33 years old
Car was stolen.

34 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Mikhaila Guliyeva.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Mikhaila Guliyeva.

Received a 4% pay raise.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

36 years old
My father has suffered an epileptic seizure.

37 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Feodora Rasputina.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Feodora Rasputina.

38 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

39 years old
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My father has died at age 69 from rheumatoid arthritis.

Inherited money from my parents.

41 years old
42 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

43 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ludmilla Belova.

We've begun seeing each other.

44 years old
Ludmilla and I are now engaged..

Ludmilla Belova and I got married this year.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

50 years old
I have mouth cancer.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Received a 5% pay raise.

51 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

52 years old
53 years old
54 years old
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

56 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

57 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

58 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

59 years old
Died at age 59 from mouth cancer.

In a shocking turn of events I'm good at real life. If it weren't for the poor, I'd have been the richest bulgarian in Bulgaria. Too bad the game decided I smoked 3 packs a day. I've reason to believe the entire game is an anti-smoking propganda device.

[Xerapis]

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Seoul in South Korea's Soult-t'ukpyolsi Province.

My parents have named me Chong-Il. My surname is Pak.  My mother, Myung-Sun, is 37 and my father, Eun-Soo, is 42. I have a brother, Che-U, age 10, a sister, Nam-Sin, age 11 and a sister, Yong-Sook, who is 15.

1 year old
2 years old
My father has given up drinking.

My father has been cured of syphilis.

My sister Yong-Sook has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Yong-Sook began college.

My sister's boyfriend Mu-Hak has become an alcoholic.

My sister's boyfriend Mu-Hak began college.

3 years old
My sister Yong-Sook has been placed on academic probation.

My sister's boyfriend Mu-Hak has been hurt in an accident.

My sister's boyfriend Mu-Hak has given up drinking.

My sister's boyfriend Mu-Hak has graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Dental Hygiene .

4 years old
My sister's boyfriend Bong-Chol has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Bong-Chol began college.

5 years old
My mother has been cured of depression.

6 years old
Began school.

My sister's boyfriend Mu-Hak has graduated from college with a degree in Dental Hygiene.

My sister Nam-Sin has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Nam-Sin has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My brother's girlfriend Ju-Il has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Ju-Il has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

7 years old
My sister Yong-Sook has graduated from college with a degree in Chemistry.

My sister Yong-Sook began graduate school.

Lee Bong-Chol and my sister Nam-Sin have married.

My sister Nam-Sin has moved out on her own.

My brother Che-U has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Che-U has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

Lee Ju-Il and my brother Che-U are now engaged to be married.

Lee Ju-Il and my brother Che-U have married.

8 years old
My sister Nam-Sin's husband Bong-Chol has graduated from college with a degree in Sociology.

My sister Nam-Sin's husband Bong-Chol began graduate school.

My brother Che-U has moved out on his own.

9 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Yong-Sook has been placed on academic probation.

10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
I have roundworms.

My sister Yong-Sook has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Religion.

My sister Nam-Sin's husband Bong-Chol has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Computer Science.

13 years old
Cured of ascariasis.

14 years old
Skipped a year in school.

My mother has a peptic ulcer.

My sister Nam-Sin has been cured of depression.

15 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My mother has been cured of peptic ulcer.

16 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Sun Sung-Keun.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Sun Sung-Keun.

Ended my relationship with boyfriend Sung-Keun.

17 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

18 years old
19 years old
Jung-Chul born to Lee Nam-Sin

My brother Che-U's wife Ju-Il has tuberculosis.

20 years old
My brother Che-U's wife Ju-Il has been cured of tuberculosis.

21 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.

Began graduate school.

22 years old
23 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Lee Sang-Chul.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Lee Sang-Chul.

Ended my relationship with boyfriend Sang-Chul.

24 years old
I have roundworms.

My sister's boyfriend In-Jung has hookworm.

25 years old
Cured of ascariasis.

Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Medicine.

Moved away from home.

Inducted into the military.

My sister's boyfriend Ho-Pyong has diabetes.

26 years old
27 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Park Wen-Mu.

We've begun seeing each other.

28 years old
Left the military.

Began work as a doctor.

29 years old
My sister's boyfriend Ok-Kyun has hookworm.

30 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Park Wen-Mu broke off our relationship.

My sister's boyfriend Ok-Kyun has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

31 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Yi Hyun-Gi.

We've begun seeing each other.

32 years old
33 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Helped out a beggar.

My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.

34 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

Invested 50000000 won in mutual fund.

My father has diabetes.

35 years old
Yi Hyun-Gi broke off our relationship.

Met a new man I like very much, named Park Bum-Kun.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister's boyfriend Ok-Kyun has given up drugs.

36 years old
Park Bum-Kun broke off our relationship.

37 years old
38 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My mother has been cured of cataracts.

39 years old
40 years old
41 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Park Seok-Ju.

We've begun seeing each other.

My mother has suffered an epileptic seizure.

My sister Nam-Sin's husband Bong-Chol has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

42 years old
43 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My mother has colon cancer.

My mother has died at age 81 from an accident caused by senile dementia.

44 years old
My father has died at age 87 from mouth cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

45 years old
46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
50 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

51 years old
Lied to avoid offending a friend.

52 years old
My sister Nam-Sin has died at age 64 from a heart attack.

53 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Lost my job due to my political activities.

Began work as a doctor.

54 years old
Park Seok-Ju broke off our relationship.

55 years old
56 years old
My brother Che-U has had a stroke.

57 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.

58 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Kim Chong-Il.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister's boyfriend Chong-Hoon has died at age 88 from diabetes.

59 years old
Kim Chong-Il broke off our relationship.

60 years old
61 years old
62 years old
Died at age 62 from an epileptic seizure.

Surprisingly, my Korean boy actually turned out to be gay. And about as lucky as I am with relationships 

[schild]

You lucky dog. Everyone should make a character that lives in Afghanistan. Prize to the first person shot by stray gunfire. I don't know what the prize is but it will be something small and insignificant.

[Strazos]

Living in rural China sucked - no oppurtunities.

[NiX]

I played one of these for about 20 minutes. I outlived all of my 8 kids. TAKE THAT!

[Lt.Dan]

Gah it looks like character generation from Traveller (now that's geeky).

[Hanzii]

But that was the greates part of Traveller - now you've got me interested.

Interestingly enough, theis months Edge magazine, which I just picked up to read on the plane, has an article on the making of Alter Ego - a text only game, that's still fun to play today. Lum has the address for the webbased version in his blog - I'm too lazy to search for it.

[Jain Zar]

Wow.  This sounds like a shitty version of Oregon Trail, only longer, no actual objective, and you  can't kill wildlife.

[Nebu]

Wow.  This sounds like a shitty version of Oregon Trail, only longer, no actual objective, and you  can't kill wildlife.

Type "BANG"

You Missed.

You starve to death.

I think you're onto something there...  At least that's how I remember the early version of Oregon Trail when I played it on teletype in 4th grade.

[Wolf]

22 years old
Widespread fighting in México state.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Executed by government security police.

Oh, and my father was a leper!!11

[shiznitz]

This game is cool. I managed to make it to 79 years old with an infertile female in China.

[Krakrok]

My car kept getting stolen in Taiwan and then the mutual fund I put 2 million Taiwan money in lost 100% of it's value but I still ended up with ~6 million Taiwan money before biting the big dog around ~62.

[Kenrick]

Okay I did pretty goddamn well considering I didn't realize you could initiate decisions and actions using the motherfucking menu bar.  If I'd gone to college I would have lived a much more successfull life.  As it was, I lived a very long, miserable one.

0 years old
I was born a girl in a small town in Thailand's Southern Region, not far from the city of Hat Yai.

My parents have named me Khun. My surname is Aduladej.  My mother, Achara, is 23 and my father, Phaibun, is 24. I have a brother, Ditaka, who is 2.

My father has hookworm.

1 year old
2 years old
Brother Anurak born.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

3 years old
My brother Ditaka began school.

4 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 352 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

My father has had malaria.

7 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Thailand. 10,785 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected.

The famine or food shortage has hit my area.

Famine victim.

My brother Anurak is not able to attend school.

8 years old
9 years old
My brother Ditaka has had measles.

10 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 22 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Tep Nakpradith.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tep Nakpradith.

My father has had another malaria flare-up.

14 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Dok Aduladej.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Dok Aduladej.

15 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My mother has trichuriasis (whip worm).

My brother Ditaka has graduated from secondary school.

16 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 39 people have died and 2,500,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My mother has been cured of trichuriasis.

My father has died in an accident at age 41.

My brother Ditaka has moved out on his own.

Sukonta Diskul and my brother Ditaka are now engaged to be married.

17 years old
Sukonta Diskul and my brother Ditaka are now engaged to be married.

18 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Thailand. 3,996 people have died and 4,100,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Graduated from secondary school.

Need to look for a job.

My brother's girlfriend Chatmanee has graduated from secondary school.

19 years old
Began work as a domestic helper.

Decided to look for a job.

Received a 5% pay raise.

Sukonta Diskul and my brother Ditaka have married.

My brother Anurak has moved out on his own.

20 years old
Chatmanee Chalerm and my brother Anurak are now engaged to be married.

21 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.

22 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Nai-Thim Darawan.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Nai-Thim Darawan.

23 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 39 people have died and 4,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Daeng Samak.

We've begun seeing each other.

Chatmanee Chalerm and my brother Anurak have married.

24 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 134 people have died and 4,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

25 years old
My boyfriend Daeng and I are now engaged..

Daeng Samak and I got married this year.

Moved away from home.

26 years old
27 years old
Daughter Sarakit born.

28 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 7 years in prison.

29 years old
30 years old
My daughter Sarakit has had measles.

31 years old
My brother Ditaka has had malaria.

32 years old
My daughter Sarakit began school.

33 years old
34 years old
My husband Daeng has trichuriasis (whip worm).

35 years old
Released from prison.

My husband Daeng has been cured of trichuriasis.

36 years old
Began work as a nursing aid.

A major flood has hit Thailand. 45 people have died and 2,700,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
My mother has hookworm.

40 years old
My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

41 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 75 people have died and 4,900,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

42 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 61 people have died and 2,100,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My brother Anurak's wife Chatmanee has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

My 's boyfriend Nui has graduated from secondary school.

43 years old
44 years old
My daughter Sarakit has graduated from secondary school.

45 years old
My brother Ditaka has diabetes.

Daughter Sarakit moved out.

Nui Lui and daughter Sarakit are now engaged to be married.

46 years old
47 years old
Nui Lui and my daughter Sarakit have married.

48 years old
49 years old
50 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Thailand. 5,632 people have died and 3,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My brother Ditaka has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My husband Daeng has a peptic ulcer.

51 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

Narisa born to Sarakit Lui

52 years old
I have been cured of depression.

My brother Anurak's wife Chatmanee has arthritis of the knee.

Chanthara born to Sarakit Lui

My husband Daeng has diabetes.

My husband Daeng has been cured of peptic ulcer.

53 years old
54 years old
My brother Ditaka's wife Sukonta has had malaria.

My brother Anurak's wife Chatmanee has reduced vision from cataracts.

55 years old
56 years old
57 years old
My brother Ditaka has trichuriasis (whip worm).

58 years old
My brother Ditaka has been cured of trichuriasis.

My brother Anurak has arthritis of the knee.

Yai born to Sarakit Lui

My Yai has died of anencephaly in childbirth.

My daughter Sarakit's husband Nui has been hurt in an accident.

59 years old
My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.

60 years old
My mother has been cured of cataracts.

My husband Daeng has died at age 63 from diabetes.

61 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Tam Chavalit.

Rejected by Tam Chavalit.

My mother has hepatitis.

62 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Clalerm Samenem.

Rejected by Clalerm Samenem.

My mother has Cured of hepatitis.

63 years old
My brother Anurak's wife Chatmanee has died at age 63 from alcoholism.

64 years old
65 years old
66 years old
Shared some money with my community.

Shared some money I received.

My brother Anurak has diabetes.

67 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Pattama Prachuab.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Pattama Prachuab.

My brother Ditaka has died at age 70 from diabetes.

68 years old
My brother Anurak has died at age 67 from diabetes.

69 years old
70 years old
I've gone blind from cataracts.

71 years old
I have hookworm.

I have been cured of cataracts.

72 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

73 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Thailand. 53,108 people have died and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Retired.

74 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Mongkut Chaiyasan.

Rejected by Mongkut Chaiyasan.

My daughter Sarakit has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

75 years old
My mother died from general complications of old age.

Inherited money from my parents.

76 years old
My brother Ditaka's wife Sukonta has trichuriasis (whip worm).

77 years old
My brother Ditaka's wife Sukonta died from an infection.

78 years old
79 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 0 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

80 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 3 people have died and 3,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

81 years old
82 years old
83 years old
My daughter Sarakit's husband Nui has reduced vision from cataracts.

84 years old
A major flood has hit Thailand. 50 people have died and 4,500,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

85 years old
86 years old
I have reduced vision from cataracts.

Met a new man I like very much, named Totsakan Sivaraksa.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Totsakan Sivaraksa.

Met a new man I like very much, named Kittichai Srisai.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Kittichai Srisai.

Met a new man I like very much, named Intradit Chalor.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Intradit Chalor.

Invested 16556 bahts in high-risk stock.

87 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Cashed in 12211 bahts from high-risk stock.

88 years old
89 years old
My daughter Sarakit's husband Nui has lung cancer.

90 years old
I died from general complications of old age.

[jinxer]

Wow, this is mind sucking stuff.  I went to prison for awhile though.  And was born a boy.  Blech.

0 years old
I was born a boy in a small town in Russia's Adygea Region,
not far from the city of Maykop.

My parents have named me Mikhail. My surname is
Raskolnikov.  My mother, Vera, is 20 and my father, Aleksei,
is 24. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).

2 years old
Peace.

3 years old
Brother Renat born.

4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 2 people have died and 60,000
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
My brother Renat began school.

9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Anastasia
Raskolnikova.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
Anastasia Raskolnikova broke off our relationship.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Alina Lutrova.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Alina Lutrova.

15 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Lenora Smirnova.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Lenora Smirnova.

16 years old
17 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 2 people have died and 51,000
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a caretaker.

Moved away from home.

Inducted into the military.

My brother Renat has been involved in a road traffic
accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

19 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Evelina Molodina.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Evelina Molodina.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Left the military.

My mother has been cured of obsessive-compulsive
disorder.

My brother Renat has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Lenora has graduated from secondary
school.

21 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Not accepted in vocational school.

Moved to Krasnodar.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Began work as a caretaker.

My brother Renat has moved out on his own.

22 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Agnessa
Brezhneva.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Agnessa
Brezhneva.

23 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

24 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

A major fire has hit Russia. 12 people have died and
110,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Lenora Potemkina and my brother Renat are now engaged
to be married.

Lenora Potemkina and my brother Renat have married.

26 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 132 people have died and
77,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

27 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

28 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Natalya
Rachmaninova.

We've begun seeing each other.

29 years old
My girlfriend Natalya is not ready for marriage.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

Lost my job due to my political activities.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Natalya and I are now engaged..

31 years old
Began work as a manufacturing laborer.

A major fire has hit Russia. 16 people have died and 40,000
others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Lost my job due to my political activities.

Natalya Rachmaninova and I got married this year.

Began work as a manufacturing laborer.

32 years old
33 years old
34 years old
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

36 years old
My brother Renat's wife Lenora has given up drinking.

37 years old
My brother Renat's wife Lenora has given up drinking.

38 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 63 people have died and 37,000
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

39 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major fire has hit Russia. 4 people have died and 76,000
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

41 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Kalmykia (Khalmg Tangch)
region.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My father has rheumatoid arthritis.

42 years old
Peace.

43 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 75 people have died and 45,000
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My brother Renat has been involved in a road traffic
accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

44 years old
My brother Renat has been involved in a road traffic
accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My father has died at age 70 from rheumatoid arthritis.

46 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 35 people have died and 63,000
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My brother Renat's wife Lenora has given up drinking.

47 years old
48 years old
I have diabetes.

49 years old
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

51 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 14 people have died and
120,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Lost my job due to my political activities.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

52 years old
53 years old
54 years old
My brother Renat has given up drinking.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major fire has hit Russia. 65 people have died and 39,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

56 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 6 years in prison.

My brother Renat has died at age 54 from cirrhosis of the liver.

57 years old
58 years old
59 years old
60 years old
61 years old
62 years old
Released from prison.

63 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 63 people have died and 21,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began work as a stall salesperson.

64 years old
65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

66 years old
67 years old
68 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

71 years old
Died at age 71 from diabetes.

[Llava]

Did anyone else notice that Schild's character got a college degree in nutrition while smoking?  Don't they automatically fail you for smoking?

[schild]

Look where I was living. I could have been a Phys Ed teacher and smoked.

[Strazos]

I had to work for a manager from Bulgaria once. She was a slob. And she had wicked BO.

EDITTED to remove possible innuendo.

[Wolf]

I had to work under a manager from Bulgaria once. She was a slob. And she stunk.

I'm from Bulgaria... 

[schild]

I can't be blamed for how far Strazos just took that. My best friend has been dating a Bulgarian girl for about 3-4 years now. I've just heard they smoke. A lot.

[Wolf]

I can't be blamed for how far Strazos just took that. My best friend has been dating a Bulgarian girl for about 3-4 years now. I've just heard they smoke. A lot.

Lies. It's all Lies!!!!! I'm totally not smoking right now. Not at all. Nope. 

Bulgarian girls are hot, thought. If you don't trust me ask Schild's best friend 

[schild]

It's true. Bulgarian girls are hawt.

[Merusk]

Girls, yes.

But then they have a kid or hit their 30s... and much like Hungarian and Romanian women their DNA flips on "Balloon Mode."

[Paelos]

Girls, yes.

But then they have a kid or hit their 30s... and much like Hungarian and Romanian women their DNA flips on "Balloon Mode."

That happens in Mexico too.