Festivus '05 Airing of Grievances

[voodoolily]

ohthankgod. I was afraid it was the boogie-woogie flu.

[Signe]

What the fuck happened ?

Daughter has bacterial pneumonia.

Is she okay now?  You have had the most awfulest (needs to be put in the spell check) year for family illness and accidents.  Ever.  Bar none.

PS  I had that when I was young, too.  All I really remember is the sound of the humidifier and the smell of menthol.

[Yegolev]

"I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about them!"

I haven't been here for too long, which belies my MMOG experience.  I just never got involved in the community outside the games in a really big way.  However I seem to have become lodged in the pixels here, and here is my airing.

For everyone, it makes me sick when any of you take things too seriously.  I have invested considerable (for me) emotional investment in most of you and I demand you all play nice.  I don't mean to be nice towards others here, I mean get the chips off the shoulders and take the f13 medicine like a grown-up.  I want to post more anger but I need to be sure you people are not going to go real-life-apeshit.  There are plenty of real, genuine things to be upset about in life, and none of them have anything to do with f13.net... unless you are one of the owners, keke.

Schild, I don't have too many problems with you but you really have got to stop telling me about great games that I have not played.  The fact that you asked me to write something for f13 also makes your intellect suspect.  Despite that I feel like I am going to disappoint you, so I am making time to contribute.  I don't do this for anybody.  Put the voodoo doll down, bitch.  Also, cut back on the Nintendo hate, or at least don't be such a Sony-pony at the same time.

Haem, I need to play some sort of game with you, I think.  I don't know what you are into, though, so give out some more of that info.  Are you actually playing a game right now?

Voodoolily, you worry too much.  People don't hate you.  You're gold, or melange, or something really great like a soap-making biologist that can cook, so stop being so insecure.  Your name is a killing word, fuck everyone else.  Also, you typed out my name.  It makes me happy to see my name.

Straz.  Oh, Straz.  You remind me of myself a lot when I was your age, except that I had no money or internet, which is why I delete or edit so many posts.  I don't like that you never respond to my posts that I make solely to irritate you.

Shockeye, you take too much shit from these fuckers.

Cheddar, you have to give me something more concrete to hate on than just being "not nice".  You are in a vague grey area; get out of it.  Either direction is good, since I don't really hate, or even dislike, anyone on this board.

McQuaid, jeez.  It's fine to design something for a niche but quit pretending it's mainstream and that we are all idiots.  Jesus Christ, step outside on occasion.

Molyneux, you just suck now.  Stop making games, please.

I can't think of anything that needs to be aired for the rest of you.  See you in Baldwin Online.

[Hanzii]

I hate Haem for just lumping me in with 'the rest of you motherfuckers'... even though, that probably is the right place for me.

And I hate that this thread is five pages long and so full of all the little things... some of you people should really get out more.

[schild]

I hate myself for having 10,000 posts and less than 100 articles written.

[Murgos]

I hate that it's 8:30 in the AM and I haven't had a cup of coffee yet but still am forced to view Schilds flamboyantly homoerotic Japanese man love avatar.

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I also hate that I have to mentally edit out the over the top fear, hate and sensationalism from news articles to figure out what the story actually is.

[Fargull]

I hate tha vast majority of MMOG's out there for being DIKU muds stuck on a leveling treadmill.

I hate the current administration of the little ol'US of A.

I hate wine, give me a good dark beer dammit.

[shiznitz]

Amazingly, I have no grievances with anyone anywhere right now but I sure enjoy watching all of you slapfight.

[Typhon]

I hate myself for having 10,000 posts and less than 100 articles written.

I'm disappointed when a prolific poster such as yourself frequently has such homo-riffic avatars.  This latest one, for instance, is something that I wish that you had kept for your own pleasure.  Course, I'll be back to work next week and on this site much less, so we both have that to look forward to.

[ClydeJr]

I hate the fact that I always post about 4 days too late in these types of posts.

I hate that most of you bailed on CoH after a few months. Only person who shows up and says anything on the batnet channel anymore is Signe. I start to hate her but then she shows up, says boo, and then she's a swell person until I start hating her again.

I hate that most new PC games will require me to sell a kidney so I can upgrade my system.

I hate that Planetside never really took off and what could have been a really interesting game just stagnated.

I hate my stupid personal rule of only playing one MMO game at a time and wanting to play WoW but still loving CoH/CoV too much to quit.

I hate foreign politics because I'm an idealistic fool who things everyone should be be able to get along with each other.

I hate politics in general because it usually confuses me and I wonder why things like pork-barrel politics and attaching unrelated amendments to bills ever got started because these people are supposed to be helping everyone for the greater good of all. (See above idealistic fool comment).

I hate having to drive 4.5 hours to see my in-laws. They're great people but the drive is a killer. Its far enough so its a pain but not far enough where we only have to drive it once or twice a year.

I hate that the part of the company that I work in doesn't get 9/80s.

I hate writing what I think is a witty/interesting post on this board and I realizing right before I hit submit that its boring and/or retarded so I delete the entire thing.

[voodoolily]

I wish the Happy Fun Goodwill Fuzzy thread were five pages long, too.

[Strazos]

What were you thinking? a 5:1 Hate:love ratio seems about right to me.

[sonice]

i'm mad because f13 gets 250 posts a day of stupid useless shit

i'm mad because i have a real job and dont have mommy and daddys money to buy me every game and system

i'm mad because i have better things to do then wacking off to my psp and 360 that i dont have because i have to spend money on things like rent and food and gas

i'm mad because i got laid in the last year

i'm mad because i didnt get a free trip plus free shit to pimp star wars

i'm mad because you all post stupid shitty stick figure cartoons that no one thinks are funny

i'm mad because you talk about britney spears and jessica mulligans anatomy more then games

[Samwise]

I hate that somebody broke your Shift key.

[Shockeye]

i'm mad because f13 gets 250 posts a day of stupid useless shit

And this affects you how?

i'm mad because i have a real job and dont have mommy and daddys money to buy me every game and system

Maybe you should get a "real job" that pays better.

i'm mad because i have better things to do then wacking off to my psp and 360 that i dont have because i have to spend money on things like rent and food and gas

I can't believe a box in the alley is that expensive and seeing as how you obviously dine from the dumpster, you should have plenty of spending cash. Plus the gas you siphon from the stripped cars should keep you nice and warm with those barrel fires and all. You have no excuse for lacking a PSP and Xbox 360. The only person you have to blame is yourself.

i'm mad because i got laid in the last year

Blowing someone for a bag of crack doesn't count as "getting laid".

i'm mad because i didnt get a free trip plus free shit to pimp star wars

Didn't we already deal with this in another thread? Next.

i'm mad because you all post stupid shitty stick figure cartoons that no one thinks are funny

"I am frustrated to the point of teamwork" wasn't funny?

i'm mad because you talk about britney spears and jessica mulligans anatomy more then games

Yes, I have an unhealthy obsession with Britney. I don't know what to do about it. As for Jessica, there's a thread currently over in the MMOG forum that doesn't have one comment in regards to her anatomy. Well, it didn't at the time I wrote this.

Ok, I'm done SirFurrying this post. Continue your gripes.

[schild]

i'm mad because f13 gets 250 posts a day of stupid useless shit

i'm mad because i have a real job and dont have mommy and daddys money to buy me every game and system

i'm mad because i have better things to do then wacking off to my psp and 360 that i dont have because i have to spend money on things like rent and food and gas

i'm mad because i got laid in the last year

i'm mad because i didnt get a free trip plus free shit to pimp star wars

i'm mad because you all post stupid shitty stick figure cartoons that no one thinks are funny

i'm mad because you talk about britney spears and jessica mulligans anatomy more then games

I'm mad because your email address makes me believe you're a gimmick account.

[Signe]

Well, he does make a rather good point about "wacking off" to your consoles.  I had no idea that sort of thing went on and I'm a bit disgusted by it, unless I'm not understanding what "wacking off" is... in which case, never mind.

[Velorath]

i'm mad because f13 gets 250 posts a day of stupid useless shit

i'm mad because i have a real job and dont have mommy and daddys money to buy me every game and system

i'm mad because i have better things to do then wacking off to my psp and 360 that i dont have because i have to spend money on things like rent and food and gas

i'm mad because i got laid in the last year

i'm mad because i didnt get a free trip plus free shit to pimp star wars

i'm mad because you all post stupid shitty stick figure cartoons that no one thinks are funny

i'm mad because you talk about britney spears and jessica mulligans anatomy more then games

I'm mad because your email address makes me believe you're a gimmick account.

Please tell me this was thejeni again and that she's slowly succumbing to "teh hate".

[Shockeye]

Please tell me this was thejeni again and that she's slowly succumbing to "teh hate".

If it was thejeni then he/she/it moved to Bangkok.

[Velorath]

And they posted a variation of their post on "that other site":

We made more posts in 2 hours than a lot of people have in 2 years.

......

I'm going to be over in the corner crying.

crying because f13 gets 250 posts a day of stupid useless shit maybe

or crying because you didnt get a free trip plus free shit for pimping star wars nge like schild maybe

or crying because your rank sucks ass and you cant whore yourself out to advertisers maybe

or crying because you have a real job and dont have mommy and daddys money to buy you every game and system maybe

or crying because you have better things to do then wacking off to your psp and 360 that you dont have because you have to spend money on things like rent and food and gas maybe

or crying because you got laid in the last year maybe

or crying because you dont post stupid shitty stick figure cartoons that no one thinks are funny maybe

or crying because you talk about games instead of britney spears and jessica mulligans anatomy maybe

must be rough

So I guess the signs do seem to point to someone with a longer running hate of f13.

[Llava]

Someone sure is bitter. Must've felt that list was so clever, they had to register an account to share. That it was dropped in this thread indicates they spend a good deal of time watching these forums, which they supposedly hate.

Vetty intelesting.

[Hanzii]

Vetty intelesting.

No.
The sentiment you're looking for is "who cares?"

[Ironwood]

I second that motion.

[Signe]

They might not be in Bangkok, you know.  They could be more clever with a computer than with words... and you don't even have to be that clever to pretend you're from Bangkok!

[Ironwood]

Me Ruv Yoo Rong Time.

[Signe]

See?

[Soln]

I hate people that lurk and don't post. I'm looking at you Smedley.

I'm aggrieved that this still makes me giggle. 

[sonice]

ask heamish about all the free stuff schild got from sony for saying nice shit about star wars since his girl was talking about it on teamspeak. You think your so leet in the game comunity but your not at all. this place is a joke and my new year resolution is to not come back here. she also talked about how only the cool kids get special access to betas like dungeons and dragons as long as your buddy buddy with schild. hoope you sucked nuff cock from turbine.

[Strazos]

If you're going to try and insult someone, it's probably best to use spellcheck - the message kind of loses its punch when it looks like it came from a 9 year old child.

[Velorath]

My new conclusion is that this is the bastard love-child of thejeni and WindUpNutsack.

[Paelos]

ask heamish about all the free stuff schild got from sony for saying nice shit about star wars since his girl was talking about it on teamspeak. You think your so leet in the game comunity but your not at all. this place is a joke and my new year resolution is to not come back here. she also talked about how only the cool kids get special access to betas like dungeons and dragons as long as your buddy buddy with schild. hoope you sucked nuff cock from turbine.

1 - A/S/L?
2 - Long ago, man invented something called a comma. I understand how you missed it since it's near the shift key that seems to elude you as well.
3 - Where did Schild touch you? Did you like it and now feel guilty?
4 - If you think we like SOE, you obviously can't read. You should have flamed us in emoticons.
5 - I wish you luck on your resolution. Go play in traffic.

[SuperPopTart]

Oh fuck it what's the use. I said all those things.

I also said I love SirBruce and his furry love makes me happy.

I admitted to loving SOE and wanted to see Smedley naked.

And well, I'd like the "cool kids" to get more special treatment.

Who are the cool kids again?

[Signe]

Oh fuck it what's the use. I said all those things.

I also said I love SirBruce and his furry love makes me happy.

I admitted to loving SOE and wanted to see Smedley naked.

And well, I'd like the "cool kids" to get more special treatment.

Who are the cool kids again?

I've been hanging out with you because I thought YOU were the cool kids!

Bugger.  Now who am I supposed to hang out with?

[SuperPopTart]

No I'm MARRIED to a cool kid.

Now that that's settled.

By the way, if (any of) you give Haemcow cyber, he'll attempt to get you in a beta!

[Llava]

my new year resolution is to not come back here