Maybe a pearl necklace isn't the best second day on the job gift.

[Shockeye]

Receptionist sues boss for allegedly masturbating on her

By Lisa Sweetingham, Court TV Tue Dec 13, 5:39 PM ET

(Court TV) — Jorge Garcia is a polite, soft-spoken man who answers his own phone at his legal services firm in Houston. In fact, he has become his own secretary since his receptionist quit, filed criminal charges against him, and sued Garcia for allegedly masturbating on her during her second day on the job.

Kristina Roberts, 37, claims she was alone at JEG Advertising with her new boss on Sept. 9 when he approached her while holding his penis.

"Plaintiff was sitting at her desk doing the work she was given earlier that day when Mr. Garcia came up behind her," her civil suit says. "He asked Ms. Roberts to turn around, and when she did, defendant proceeded to ejaculate onto her and her clothing. Mr. Garcia apologized and stated that he did not mean to do that."

"You don't really want to go there, do you? I really don't have any comment at all," Garcia told Courttv.com when asked about the incident. "Just say it was consensual."

There is no mention of consensual activity in Roberts' suit, filed after Thanksgiving in Harris County.

A police spokesman confirmed that Roberts called police on Sept. 29, accusing Garcia of masturbating in her presence. Garcia was charged with one count of misdemeanor indecent exposure on Oct. 28, and he voluntarily turned himself in to authorities.

"She's just lying about everything," Garcia said. "Everything that happened was between the both of us. It was consensual. It had nothing to do with what she's saying. But I don't really want to say anything else."

Roberts and Garcia both say they have no history together. They met through a mutual acquaintance. He needed help around the office. She needed a job.

Roberts, who declined to be interviewed, has been in therapy since allegedly being ejaculated on, according to her attorney Ken Bigham.

"Her reaction was obviously one of disbelief at first," Bigham told Courttv.com. "And then shock, and outrage. It scared her badly."

Roberts has yet to seek a new job. She claims in her suit to continue to suffer from mental anguish and humiliation from Garcia's "extreme and outrageous conduct."

She is seeking unspecified damages for assault and battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligence for Garcia's "failing to control his actions."

Her attorney concedes that the offense may sound almost inconceivable to outsiders.

"In my business, when you're relying on eyewitness testimony, the person has to be credible. And by all appearances, I believe she is very credible," Bigham said. "If I didn't believe that she was telling the truth, I wouldn't try to help her."

Bigham says he hopes to locate previous JEG employees, because while he is unaware of any similar incidents, he has suspicions.

"A guy doesn't wake up one day and decide to do this to somebody," he said. "This is the most egregious thing I've ever seen in the workplace."

Garcia says he intends to plead not guilty to the indecent exposure charge when he returns to court on Dec. 20.

If convicted in the criminal case, he faces a maximum sentence of six months in prison and $2,000 in fines.

[Ironwood]

There's not a laugh emoticon big enough.  That's totally disturbingly hilarious.

Poor girl.

[Kenrick]

She's lying.

[Ironwood]

Hmmm, how can you tell so easily ?

Seems like a really, really, really odd thing to lie about.

Though it would explain the therapy.

[shiznitz]

She's lying.

I am with Kenrick. I bet it happened, yes, but the complaint is a bit late for her to have been outraged at the time. If someone at the office jerks off on you on Sep 9, you get lawyer Sep 10, not after Thanksgiving.

[Ironwood]

Should that be the case, she picked a doozy of a lie.

Why not just flashing ?

Sigh.

People.

[Shockeye]

I hope she kept her blouse/shirt/smock/pasties. Even Monica was smart enough to keep the dress.

[Abagadro]

She's lying.

I am with Kenrick. I bet it happened, yes, but the complaint is a bit late for her to have been outraged at the time. If someone at the office jerks off on you on Sep 9, you get lawyer Sep 10, not after Thanksgiving.

It can take a while for it to work throught he gears of your brain. I've found that women take a while to work through their emotions before they are willing to make a big deal about stuff like this (from my experience working on sexual harassment cases).  You also have to factor in the money situation, i.e. maybe taking the time to find other employment.

[WayAbvPar]

Mr. Garcia apologized and stated that he did not mean to do that."

What more does she want? Some poeple are just overly sensitive.

[shiznitz]

Should that be the case, she picked a doozy of a lie.

Why not just flashing ?

Sigh.

People.

I believe this happened, consensually. It is just more likely for them both to have been into it than for this guy to walk up to someone in his office and pooch on her without warning.

[SuperPopTart]

Any comment from me on this matter would be totally inappropriate and thus I only sigh sadly and sorry for the girl, and laugh really, really hard at the boss.

[Kenrick]

I believe this happened, consensually. It is just more likely for them both to have been into it than for this guy to walk up to someone in his office and pooch on her without warning.

You're on the right track.

It probably happened consensually, and he ended up pissing her off later, so she decided to be a bitch and file harrassment charges on him out of spite.

Women and their games.

[Abagadro]

Unavailable for comment:

[Yegolev]

My guess is that she was very sheltered and had no idea what would happen at "the end".

"Do you want swallow?"
"Er... no?"
...
KA-POW!

[Ironwood]

I believe this happened, consensually. It is just more likely for them both to have been into it than for this guy to walk up to someone in his office and pooch on her without warning.

You're on the right track.

It probably happened consensually, and he ended up pissing her off later, so she decided to be a bitch and file harrassment charges on him out of spite.

Women and their games.

Um.   Bitter much ?  She only lasted two days in the job.  I don't think that's the best theory...

[tazelbain]

Don't care if it was consensual, this guy should get WTFPWND, legally speaking.

[schild]

lol @ bullshit.

[Margalis]

I like how everyone here somehow knows exactly what happened.

As Ab pointed out, women sometimes take a while to process this sort of things. Sometimes they will decide not to even persue it until some conversation changes their mind.

You may find that odd, but it isn't out of the norm for women's behavior with these types of things.

Not to say that she is telling the truth, but waiting a while isn't suspect behavior in itself. Lot's of women take a long time to report things as severe as rape. Why? You'd have to ask them.

[Merusk]

I don't even begin to pretend to 'know what happened.'

 I will say, however, that if he was able to get to the point of blowing his load, walk over to her and stay there until she turned around for the face shot, that man has control I only wish I had.

[Strazos]

Mind over Body, my dear friend.

[Paelos]

Yeah how do you just sneak up on somebody and let loose? I would think that would be a time when you'd be the least sneaky.

[Strazos]

I guess if you're pretty skilled you can take care of it very...stealthily.

Is that even a word?

[Kenrick]

Yes.

[Ironwood]

Hmmm, not a word I'd normally associate with a money shot, however.

I don't remember that bit in either Deus Ex or Theif III.

[Sky]

And lo, ninja pr0n was born.

[HaemishM]

/stealthy footsteps

HAI-RUUUUUU-KEN!

/stealthy footsteps

[Kenrick]

It's threads like this when i'm glad tfwsnbn is no longer allowed here.

[HaemishM]

Are you telling me this thread doesn't need a play-by-play description of said event played out on a drugged-up unconscious college frat party roofie victim along with a description of spunk trajectories charted out to the 8th decimal place?

[ahoythematey]

Don't forget the graphics comparing semen viscosity compared to previous wads.  It's the charts that make all the difference.

[Furiously]

I think I'll just shake my head on this one and continue to try to figure how he was able to sneak and spray.

[Ironwood]

Look.  I didn't want to go here, but :


It's Doable.

Really.

[Merusk]

Good to meet you, Jorge. 

[Yegolev]

Why do I even come to this forum?  Looks like it's nightmares for me again.

[Shockeye]

Why do I even come to this forum?  Looks like it's nightmares for me again.

WayAbvPar has a neat trick:

Steel wool + eyes = purity

[Samwise]

For some reason I was immediately reminded of Mike from Sexy Losers.