You go to hell Fox. You go to hell and you die.

[Shockeye]

Kitchen Confidential,'' R.I.P.

I was looking up something else on the Fox Web site today and saw that ''Kitchen Confidential's'' return proved horribly brief. After bad ratings for Monday's telecast, the network has yanked the show again, and this time it won't be back. Fox will double-run ''Arrested Development'' this Monday to fill the ''KC'' time slot.

It's not enough that you had to fuck Firefly which I greatly enjoyed, you had to go and fuck this good show as well. Then to top it off you replace the show with another show that you've already all but cancelled. Fuck you Rupert Murdoch. Fuck you Terry Bradshaw. Fuck you all.

[voodoolily]

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. We just finally got an episode on our Tivo and they pull this shite? VOODOOLILY MAD!
/turns green and starts growing

[Shockeye]

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. We just finally got an episode on our Tivo and they pull this shite? VOODOOLILY MAD!
/turns green and starts growing

And the next two episodes are supposed to be the best writing so far according to critics advance screenings.

[voodoolily]

They didn't even give it a fucking chance! We just barely got to start knowing and loving the characters. MAAAAD!!!

(edit: nevermind)

[HaemishM]

instant gratification isn't just for the masses, it's for progamming executives too!

[Shockeye]

They didn't even give it a fucking chance! We just barely got to start knowing and loving the characters. MAAAAD!!!

Especially since the last episode was the best one yet.

"There were Frenchmen everywhere... and they were all smoking..."

[Shockeye]

In later episodes, a complaint by an unseen Lindsay Lohan forces Jack to spend more time schmoozing the customers. This in turn forces him to hire a new sous-chef named Becky (Erinn Hayes), who steams things up by teasing the virginal Jim while making a bet with macho Steven (Owain Yeoman) over who can go longest without propositioning the other one for sex.

[voodoolily]

instant gratification isn't just for the masses, it's for progamming executives too!

I started thinking about the average amount of foreplay given to women in this country as a metaphor for what you just said, but I can't think of a way to succinctly sum it up. Oh wait, maybe I just did.

Fucking cockcheesedouchetardery, that's what it is.

[EDIT - Shockeye] Fixed it for you.

[Merusk]

It's not enough that you had to fuck Firefly which I greatly enjoyed, you had to go and fuck this good show as well. Then to top it off you replace the show with another show that you've already all but cancelled. Fuck you Rupert Murdoch. Fuck you Terry Bradshaw. Fuck you all.

It uh... just didn't have the ratings it needed to over the last 3 weeks.  Such a shame, really. 


Ewww.. channeling network executives is a taint even alcohol can't cleanse.

[Signe]

Bummer.  I liked that show.  I liked Arrested Development, too.  They're just cancelling shows I like, aren't they?  If it wasn't for me, all of you could have nice things.