Scott Stapp gets wtfpwned

[Arnold]

In case you don't know who Scott Stapp is, he's the nice Christian boy, and former singer of Creed.  And yes, I realize this is not from a regular news source, but it seemed more appropriate to post here.

http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1099757


The first post is about him fighting with members of 311, which was already all over the news.  Scroll down about 7 posts and read about him getting punked by a girl who he thinks he is meeting for a booty call.  Some pics are included.

[stray]

and former singer of Creed.

Creed broke up?

I care enough to ask, but not enough to know.

I don't care enough to read the answer.

[Arnold]

and former singer of Creed.

Creed broke up?

For all intents and purposes, no.  From what I've read, Stapp's new band sounds EXACTLY like Creed, and the rest of Creed (including the original bass player, who bailed from $$$ because Stapp was such a dick, and was replaced by a hired gun) formed a new band that sounds EXACTLY like Creed, except for a singer with a little more range, and some guitar solos (Tremonti has been taking lessons from Troy Stetina).

[SuperPopTart]

http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1082&Itemid=42

[Der Helm]

In this picture you can see that bad things are going to happen ...

[SuperPopTart]

It actually looks like him from the back, complete with semi-mullet.

[Nebu]

For all intents and purposes, no.  From what I've read, Stapp's new band sounds EXACTLY like Creed, and the rest of Creed (including the original bass player, who bailed from $$$ because Stapp was such a dick, and was replaced by a hired gun) formed a new band that sounds EXACTLY like Creed, except for a singer with a little more range, and some guitar solos (Tremonti has been taking lessons from Troy Stetina).

Just what the world needs: two times the Creed for two times the fun!  I guess that doubles their coverage of bowling alley bars for the next decade.

[HaemishM]

From the first week sales figures of both the Stapp band and the what's-left-of-Creed band, the world minus about 200k people is fully ignorant that Creed still exists at all.

[Llava]

The new band is called Alterbridge or something to that effect, and is, if possible, worse than Creed.  Their songs are played on the radio, and they're like three hours long.  I have to listen to this guy singing "I wanna know, I wanna feel, find peace, find the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, over and fucking over and over and over and over.  SHUT UP.  YOU ARE WORSE THAN AXL ROSE REPEATING 'KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOOOOR, HEY, HEY, HEY HEY HEY' A BILLION FUCKING TIMES IN THE SAME GODDAMN SONG.

Haven't heard a whisper from Stapp.  But I've noticed that guy gets in fights with people wherever he goes. Even Fred Durst called him an egomaniac.

[SuperPopTart]

The new band is called Alterbridge or something to that effect, and is, if possible, worse than Creed.  Their songs are played on the radio, and they're like three hours long.  I have to listen to this guy singing "I wanna know, I wanna feel, find peace, find the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, over and fucking over and over and over and over.  SHUT UP.  YOU ARE WORSE THAN AXL ROSE REPEATING 'KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOOOOR, HEY, HEY, HEY HEY HEY' A BILLION FUCKING TIMES IN THE SAME GODDAMN SONG.

Haven't heard a whisper from Stapp.  But I've noticed that guy gets in fights with people wherever he goes. Even Fred Durst called him an egomaniac.

Hey leave poor Axl out of this. KFC Bucket, Bad face lifts, the sometimes slow(!!!?!?!?) progress of Chinese Democracy, the signing to a label that is essentially shit, the lawsuit c/o Slash and Duff.. the man should be allowed to have a bit of tourrets from time to time.

And Scott Stapp is repressed. That's his only problem. Well that and a very small stubby. That's right. I said stubby. Merry Christmas.

[Kenrick]

Even Fred Durst called him an egomaniac.

ouch, zing

[Strazos]

The only thing repressed about Stapp is his intelligence, and unfortunately it's genetic.

[Sky]

KFC Bucket

Hey, leave Buckethead out of this! He rocks!

"And he put the bucket on his head 'cause he thought he could help all those dead chickens come back to life. So when he plays, it's like the sound of all those dead chickens coming through his hands."

[WayAbvPar]

Buckethead and Spoonman should tour together.