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Topic: Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? (Read 8577 times)
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Whenever confronted by a particularly odiferous perfume wearer (hey guys..it's perfume even if it's called cologne), which is quite often in my guido-laden wonderland, I harken back to the "Sex Panther" scene from Anchorman.
"Oh god...what the hell is that smell?" And then look about the area for a dead skunk. Or Bigfoot's penis.
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Yeah, my favorite is when someone walks by and their cologne is so strong that you can TASTE it. That happened to me today at the grocery store.
I know those lines are long and boring, but it licking other patrons is probably inappropriate. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Big Gulp
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(hey guys..it's perfume even if it's called cologne)
I don't know if you'd consider it "perfume", but I do use, and always have used, Old Spice aftershave. I understand the whole "it'll dry out your skin" argument, but I can't stand not using aftershave, and I like the smell of Old Spice, so there you go. |
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Yegolev
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Aftershave is cologne for men who think cologne is perfume.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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My confession: even though I act mostly surly and salty, it hurts my feelings that no one's commented on my review. I put time into the latest one, and even rented the game specifically so I could contribute something to this site. I don't think anyone besides Shockeye and Sauced has even read it.  I read it. I have to confess that I braid my ass hair. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Back when I shaved (go go full beard!), I used rubbing alcohol as an aftershave. Brisk!
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Arnold
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I'm 19 years old, 5"10, 170 pounds. I can lift about 120 lbs in weight[/i]
Bench press? Deadlift? Curl? What??? |
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