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Reply #35 on: November 30, 2005, 07:03:07 AM

Whenever confronted by a particularly odiferous perfume wearer (hey guys..it's perfume even if it's called cologne), which is quite often in my guido-laden wonderland, I harken back to the "Sex Panther" scene from Anchorman.

"Oh god...what the hell is that smell?" And then look about the area for a dead skunk. Or Bigfoot's penis.
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Reply #36 on: November 30, 2005, 09:50:05 AM

Yeah, my favorite is when someone walks by and their cologne is so strong that you can TASTE it. That happened to me today at the grocery store.

I know those lines are long and boring, but it licking other patrons is probably inappropriate.

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Reply #37 on: November 30, 2005, 02:07:28 PM

(hey guys..it's perfume even if it's called cologne)

I don't know if you'd consider it "perfume", but I do use, and always have used, Old Spice aftershave.  I understand the whole "it'll dry out your skin" argument, but I can't stand not using aftershave, and I like the smell of Old Spice, so there you go.
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Reply #38 on: November 30, 2005, 02:08:59 PM

Aftershave is cologne for men who think cologne is perfume.

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Reply #39 on: November 30, 2005, 02:12:28 PM

My confession: even though I act mostly surly and salty, it hurts my feelings that no one's commented on my review. I put time into the latest one, and even rented the game specifically so I could contribute something to this site. I don't think anyone besides Shockeye and Sauced has even read it.  cry

I read it.

I have to confess that I braid my ass hair.

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Reply #40 on: December 01, 2005, 06:57:21 AM

Back when I shaved (go go full beard!), I used rubbing alcohol as an aftershave. Brisk!
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Reply #41 on: December 06, 2005, 09:30:49 PM

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Bench press?  Deadlift?   Curl?  What???
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