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Bunk
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on: November 18, 2005, 02:06:21 PM


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Reply #1 on: November 18, 2005, 02:18:32 PM

I want 'em!

It's been 10 years since I lost my ability to dunk a basketball (I'm only 6' tall) because of yet another knee surgery.  Now I have to find a way to get my league to allow these shoes on the court!


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Reply #2 on: November 18, 2005, 04:30:09 PM

Damn, that's pretty good Nebu (that you could at least do it at one time). I'm 6'4" and can barely dunk.


As for the shoes, they look dangerous.
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Reply #3 on: November 18, 2005, 05:14:33 PM

Not made for Americans.

Though I am overweight, I still have a good amount of muscle mixed with the fat, putting me at 220 right now. They don't have a size that'll carry more than 200#.  No fun shoes for me.

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Reply #4 on: November 18, 2005, 06:58:50 PM

Not made for Americans.

Though I am overweight, I still have a good amount of muscle mixed with the fat, putting me at 220 right now. They don't have a size that'll carry more than 200#.  No fun shoes for me.
You mean no adult males over 5 feet tall. If you're reasonably well built and 6 foot or taller, you're probably 200 or more.

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Reply #5 on: November 18, 2005, 11:21:08 PM

Poor Merusk!  But you could get one of these:


You can be 220 lbs to use it, too! 

Here is a picture of a wee girl using those dangerous shoes for Stray:



TOO SCARY!!


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