Short story: Hong Kong movie pirating machine accidentally puts the wrong subtitles onto the bootleg edition of the latest YuGiOh Movie.
Sample:
Those subtitles are actually from another movie. I lost the IMDB link I found but it's one of those "hardcore principal/teacher shows ghetto youths the ways of learning by beating the shit out of them" movies.
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