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Topic: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! (Read 4533 times)
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Kenrick
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.htmlParamedics unbolted the toilet seat, and Dougherty, "frightened and humiliated," passed out as they wheeled him out of the store, court papers said. The toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions. i lolled. i know, i'm going to hell.
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Sky
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Just your thread title made me loller, and I don't do that on the web much.
As for hell, I procured my backstage passes to hell looong ago.
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Pococurante
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I wonder if he found a finger in the bowl too.
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Triforcer
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All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Llava
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Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding. "They just let me rot." It only takes this guy 15 minutes of sitting still before he starts rotting? Man, being old sucks. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Roac
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Toilet Seat Man went on TV this morning to talk about his incident. Part of his case includes the fact that the paper toilet seat covers were empty. Even odds the pranksters emptied it. What really got me wondering about him though, is why in the hell would you go on national TV to talk about this?!
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Der Helm
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Just taking a wild guess here ...  EDIT: Things on the message board may appear larger than they are ... |
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« Last Edit: November 07, 2005, 09:20:12 AM by Der Helm »
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Roac
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Do you get paid to sit on morning talk show TV? I figure they'd pay expenses, but that's it. Unless he's trying to embarass the company into paying, but I don't see how they could allow that since it would just encourage more of the same.
But yeah, he mentioned he was after $3m.
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Just a quick question- who doesn't closely examine a public toilet seat before occupying it? On the rare occasions when I have been forced to use one, I check those fuckers out like I was working at the CDC before getting anywhere near them. I guess he just dropped trou, leaned in and hoped for the best.
Dumbshit. Literally.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Maybe he was in a hurry to alleviate the turtling.
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Furiously
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I've always wondered is it crowning or turtling? The AP stylebook has no entry.
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WayAbvPar
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What a lovely thread to revisit as I eat my lunch.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Kenrick
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It's time for a best week ever UPDATE! linkageDENVER, Colorado (AP) -- A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper. ... Trzepacz told the paper he inspected the bathroom and found "no indication that anything had been on the toilet seat." No police report was filed, he said.  |
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« Last Edit: November 09, 2005, 04:47:05 AM by Kenrick »
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stray
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So that's where that stupid ascii pic came from...
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kaid
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Actually I think it came from this  Kaid |
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Kenrick
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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CNN really needs to slap the smarmy out of their headline writers.
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WayAbvPar
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The lawsuit claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial losses and seeks $3 million in damages. I think the humiliation comes from his ridiculous moustache-  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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CNN really needs to slap the smarmy out of their headline writers.
Indeed. This one was particularly wretched. |
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Sky
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I'm of the school of thought that no facial hair is too ridiculous. Gotta have fun.
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stray
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I long to grow a huge beard or handlebar moustache. I just can't.
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Sky
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Working on the beard now. Thinking of two braids with skull beads soon.
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Paelos
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Working on the beard now. Thinking of two braids with skull beads soon.
Working hard on being "that guy", I see. |
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Furiously
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Isn't wearing a shirt without a collar edgy at the library?
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Ironwood
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Working on the beard now. Thinking of two braids with skull beads soon.
Me too. On my good days I look like <-------------- On my bad, well, Your Avatar. |
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Sky
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Isn't wearing a shirt without a collar edgy at the library?
Slow down there, hoss. My rebellious input was not wearing a tie, the rebel who just retired didn't wear suit jackets. I figure in 20 years the next rebel will be collar-less. Hell, I thought with our new 35ish director we could get rid of pantyhose. Nope. |
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Furiously
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Wait a minute! You wear pantyhose to work?
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Sky
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For my night job. On my head.
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TheWalrus
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Until I actually read the stories posted here, I was entirely under the assumption that he had sat on toilet seats on the show floor. I've spent the last couple weeks wondering what the fuck he was doing shitting in a non working toilet in the middle of a hardware store.
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