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Signe
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on: November 01, 2005, 07:30:18 AM

  MMORPG IRTH ONLINE RELEASED BY MAGIC HAT SOFTWARE

And just in case you are teetering on the edge of sanity a decision, maybe this nifty bit will push you right over the edge help:
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SIGN UP FOR A TRIAL ACCOUNT

Not sure if Irth Online is for you? You can apply for a trial account!

Trial Accounts are restricted as follows:

- All Chars on the account are wiped every 48 hours.

-You can only play an Avarian Non-PVP Char.

Trial Accounts will start to go out November 1, 2005.

Actually, not a bad idea for an indie game.  I just hope the free trials don't end up to be the majority of their business.  I was in this beta pretty early on but didn't much care for it at that point. Actually, it was pretty bad.  Unfortunately, I was unable to put any time into this game then and I haven't gone back to look.  In light of the free trial, perhaps someone here could do review it?  At least these little indie teams are trying... not succeeding very well for the most part, but trying is more than I can say for a lot of big, established companies.


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HaemishM
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Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 08:52:56 AM

Here's your review from 30 minutes of gameplay.

TOTAL SHIT.

Their indy status can excuse the lack of graphical flair. It does not excuse shitty gameplay and broken stuff. It wasn't fun, nor did it seem to contain any potential to one day be fun. It's interface was ass. I'd put it in the same dungheap as Face of Mankind.

Signe
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Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 08:54:47 AM

So... from the time I looked at it a bajillion years ago til now... it's not changed a bit?  Oh dear....

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HaemishM
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Reply #3 on: November 01, 2005, 09:09:45 AM

I'm mesmerized by your avatar. Sofa sodomy 4tw.

Surlyboi
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Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 09:12:31 AM

That's not sofa sodomy, it's Safe Sex.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
HaemishM
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Reply #5 on: November 01, 2005, 09:23:53 AM

I just thought it was horny Ottomans.

Surlyboi
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Reply #6 on: November 01, 2005, 09:31:45 AM

So THAT's why the empire fell...

And yeah, back on topic, Irth? Teh blowz0r.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
Signe
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Reply #7 on: November 01, 2005, 09:53:03 AM

Sofa sodomy... that made me giggle.


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Reply #8 on: November 02, 2005, 01:40:42 AM

Here's your review from 30 minutes of gameplay.

TOTAL SHIT.

Their indy status can excuse the lack of graphical flair. It does not excuse shitty gameplay and broken stuff. It wasn't fun, nor did it seem to contain any potential to one day be fun. It's interface was ass. I'd put it in the same dungheap as Face of Mankind.
You managed to keep playing for entire 30 minutes?!
I salute you.
Alkiera
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Reply #9 on: November 02, 2005, 05:34:34 AM

Here's your review from 30 minutes of gameplay.

TOTAL SHIT.

Their indy status can excuse the lack of graphical flair. It does not excuse shitty gameplay and broken stuff. It wasn't fun, nor did it seem to contain any potential to one day be fun. It's interface was ass. I'd put it in the same dungheap as Face of Mankind.
You managed to keep playing for entire 30 minutes?!
I salute you.

Haemish has a truly legendary ability to put up with terrible games.  Legendary.

Alkiera

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Reply #10 on: November 03, 2005, 11:44:52 AM

ive played a few days of it , ive even managed to explore 1/2 of the world, took a damn long time. got bored with it pretty much after that.Especially when i got stuck inside a house where i found a horse and i thought if i mounted it i could get it out of the house and keep it, it took 10 minutes to get unstuck. and i never played again. lol
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Reply #11 on: November 03, 2005, 11:50:24 AM

Sofa sodomy... that made me giggle.



Signe my dearest, where did you get that avatar? It inspires much love and goodness in me.

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Signe
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Reply #12 on: November 03, 2005, 12:00:25 PM

I found it on the intarweb and saved it, but I don't remember where.  I bet you could find it under safe sex images though.  Hehe... I don't suggest looking up sofa sodomy, though.  I just did.   embarassed

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Reply #13 on: November 03, 2005, 12:02:02 PM

You said that and I had to look it up. My eyes :( My innocence :(

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Righ
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Reply #14 on: November 03, 2005, 12:11:20 PM

So THAT's why the empire fell...

And yeah, back on topic, Irth? Teh blowz0r.

He'd kick your ass.


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Reply #15 on: November 03, 2005, 12:13:48 PM

Irth looks like he's been attacked by a drive-by roofer.  Does that aluminum siding come with a 5 year rust-free guarantee? 


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Signe
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Reply #16 on: November 03, 2005, 12:18:51 PM

Hehe... I know.  The costumes in WoW make me laugh.  I think it's the level 60 Shaman who have what looks like spanners sticking out of their armour.  I'm always laughing at Righ's characters... the higher the level, the more funny they look to me.  Luckily, he doesn't take games, especially Wow, very personal. 

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Reply #17 on: November 03, 2005, 12:46:49 PM

Irth looks like he's been attacked by a drive-by roofer.  Does that aluminum siding come with a 5 year rust-free guarantee? 

That one wins line of the day.  Thanks for the laugh. 

I tested Irth VERY briefly and it still felt like too long.

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Reply #18 on: November 04, 2005, 12:29:46 PM

Signe my dearest, where did you get that avatar? It inspires much love and goodness in me.



Sodomy sex got me no, ummm, hits for either google or yahoo.
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