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AlteredOne
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on: October 21, 2005, 06:14:00 AM

I don't normally post in this forum, but damn this one was hard to pass up...

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/10/21/D8DCCAI83.html

Not only did he assault the dog, but he lives with it?  And when he's not in the dog house, he's exposing himself to minors or high on drugs.  I wonder, does his drug dealer deliver to the dog house?  I mean, the guy is naked all the time, he must not go out much.
kaid
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Reply #1 on: October 21, 2005, 07:03:10 AM

Now that is a text book case of bat shit insane.
AlteredOne
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Reply #2 on: October 21, 2005, 07:10:16 AM

Or dogshit insane, as it may be...
Train Wreck
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Reply #3 on: October 21, 2005, 09:05:17 AM

Quote
Huizar was booked at the West Valley Detention Center, according to the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Web site.

I'm in San Bernardino and used to work at West Valley Detention Center.  There's a lot of people there just like him.  I could tell stories about that place.
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Reply #4 on: October 21, 2005, 09:34:40 AM

Share.

Train Wreck
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Reply #5 on: October 21, 2005, 09:47:03 AM

Ah, where to begin? (harp rift begins)

The inmate I remember most is a black male prostitute that was known by the name Hollywood.  Everybody in the commissary (where I worked) told me that I would want to laugh my ass off when I saw him.

One day I was walking through a corridor when I noticed that somebody's face was bright red and looked about to explode, obviously struggling not to laugh, as it could have gotten him into trouble.  I looked over my shoulder, and there's some guy starkers except for his underwear, handcuffed, swishing his ass back and forth as he was escorted by two deputies..  Apparently he flushed his bedding down his toilet because he was angry about something.  When we got back to the office, my supervisor said "So, I hear you met Hollywood.  What happened?"  Everybody pulled up a seat.  Apparently, he had been a running joke there, and my story was just one more to add to his legacy.
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Reply #6 on: October 21, 2005, 09:52:59 AM

(harp rift begins)

It's "Riff" man, "Riff"!  tongue
Samwise
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Reply #7 on: October 21, 2005, 09:58:26 AM

A harp rift does sound exciting, though.  Like what happens when you play a Lyre of Destruction, but bigger!
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Reply #8 on: October 21, 2005, 10:10:11 AM

A toilet explodes and somebody drowns.
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Reply #9 on: October 23, 2005, 12:45:06 AM


Signe
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Reply #10 on: October 24, 2005, 08:00:35 AM

Useless News has gone right in the crapper since Shockeye passed away!

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Reply #11 on: October 24, 2005, 12:59:25 PM

Useless News has gone right in the crapper since Shockeye passed away!

I completely agree.
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Reply #12 on: October 24, 2005, 04:26:07 PM

Useless News has gone right in the crapper since Shockeye passed away!

I completely agree.

I knew you would.

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Llava
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Reply #13 on: October 25, 2005, 01:24:32 AM

I have to say- at least it was a female dog.  I bet if you asked him, he'd say, "Them queers make me sick to my stomach!  That ain't what nature intended!"

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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