Haemish, Righ and Ironwood: This one's for you!

[Cheddar]

It is pronounce Sine.  I do not care what you heathens say.  Just like Schild being pronounced S - Child.  Or Voodoolilly being pronounced VD.  All of you are wrong.

[Signe]

I always pronounce it sig-nee, but I doubt I'd say it that way out loud.  My tongue has lost the Pittsburgh accent, but my brain hasn't, I guess.

That doesn't make any sense.  If you always pronounce it Sig-nee, they you must say it that way out loud.  That's the proper way of saying it, too.  Why are trying to confuse me?   

Please stop saying my name, especially out loud.  Someone please delete this part of this thread and just leave the pretty men in frocks.  I come to the intarwebs to be anonymous, you know.

[voodoolily]

Then why did you use your real first name?

We don't know who the hell you are, ya big ninny.

[Llava]

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LOOK!  EVERYONE LOOK AT SIGNE!  THERE SHE IS!  <vehemently points>

[Samwise]

I've always said "Sig-nay".  Now that I know better I'll practice saying "Sig-nee".

[Signe]

Then why did you use your real first name?

We don't know who the hell you are, ya big ninny.

I use it on the internet because no one told me Llava would be here and I thought I'd be safe with a name no one can pronounce.  Honestly, I never thought anyone would bother trying! 

Here's a kilt to distract you:

[Cheddar]

That is revolting.  I no longer think you are ok Signe.

[Llava]

That's another notch I can make on my "Women Who Regret Finding The Internet After Meeting Me" list.

Sweet.

[Shockeye]

I enjoy thinking of her as Cigne.

[Signe]

I warn you.  I know where all the bad touch pictures are.

[schild]

What happened in here?

[Signe]

I was molested.

[schild]

HAY HAY HAY. DON'T MOLEST SIGNAY.

[Samwise]

SIGNAY

That's the same mistake I was making!  But it's "Signee".  I know that... now.

[schild]

I know it's Signe because we spoke on teamspeak about it after she started calling me s-child.

[Samwise]

Wait, it's signee or signay?

[schild]

Signee.

[Samwise]

Phew.  I was scared for a second there that I'd spent three hours saying her name out loud the WRONG WAY.

[Shockeye]

Phew.  I was scared for a second there that I'd spent three hours saying her name out loud the WRONG WAY.

Which is why "Hey You!" is always the best choice.

[Cheddar]

Mulva.

[schild]

Mulva.

DELORIS!

[WayAbvPar]

Mulva.

DELORIS!

Gipple?

[Samwise]

Mulva.

DELORIS!

Gipple?

Bovary?

[voodoolily]

I'd like to take this opportunity to prance around singing "I was right! I was right!"

[Sky]

Wait, it's signee or signay?

Signarino, or Her Royal Signess, if you're not into that whole brevity thing.

[ClydeJr]

I say it

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[Signe]

Where is the fucking ignore function on this stupid board and can I do it in a batch?

[WayAbvPar]

I say it

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Butt-knee?

[RhyssaFireheart]

Here's a kilt to distract you:

<frightening pic snipped>

I think you've just ruined men in kilts for me now.  I used to think they looked seksah, but after seeing that...

Thanks.  Thanks a lot.

And I thought the "e" was silent and it was pronounced "Sign." 

[Signe]

Actually, that was a woman in a kilt.  Really.  She's a body builder. 

By the way, I've decided not to have a name at all.  You can just refer to me as

[Samwise]

How do you pronounce that?   

[RhyssaFireheart]

Actually, that was a woman in a kilt.  Really.  She's a body builder.

That doesn't help anything.  In fact, I think it's made it worse now.   

[Llava]

You can just refer to me as

That's fine, but do you promise to respond?

I mean, when you see:

  !  Hey,  !  Are you listening?   !

are you gonna play dumb?  Cause if so you can forget the whole thing right now.

[Nevermore]

How do you pronounce that?   

The artist formerly known as Signe?

[Samwise]

How do you pronounce that?   

The artist formerly known as Signe?

That'll do nicely.