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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.


Reply #315 on: October 25, 2005, 11:56:08 AM

Have some chicken.


No cookies for you.

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Reply #316 on: October 25, 2005, 11:59:26 AM

You should feel sad, Sky. Her cookies are da bomb, y0.  Rock on!

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Reply #317 on: October 25, 2005, 12:53:34 PM

My avatar isn't an evil clown thing.  It's an evil half-man half-rat thing.  Can I have a cookie?
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Reply #318 on: October 25, 2005, 01:01:28 PM

You may have a cookie.

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Reply #319 on: October 25, 2005, 01:05:46 PM

YAY COOKIE!   Heart
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Reply #320 on: October 25, 2005, 01:14:16 PM

You should feel sad, Sky. Her cookies are da bomb, y0.  Rock on!

Do they taste better if you pretend Rachel Ray baked them? 

Anyways, yeah, 17 in 1992.  Thank god 30 is the new 20.

SuperPopTart
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Reply #321 on: October 25, 2005, 01:26:48 PM

You should feel sad, Sky. Her cookies are da bomb, y0.  Rock on!

Do they taste better if you pretend Rachel Ray baked them? 

Anyways, yeah, 17 in 1992.  Thank god 30 is the new 20.




I'm better then Rachel Ray. Hands down.

Oh yeah and newsflash. 40 is the new 30. 30 and you are still getting freaking old.

Have at it.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2005, 01:35:01 PM by SuperPopTart »

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Reply #322 on: October 25, 2005, 01:45:26 PM

Good thing I can bake my own cookies I guess  Heartbreak
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Reply #323 on: October 25, 2005, 01:45:38 PM

30 is the new midlife crisis age, as far as I'm concerned.
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Reply #324 on: October 25, 2005, 01:49:44 PM

Haw!  I started my midlife crisis at 20.  I'm hoping to be peacefully resigned to my fate by the time I hit 30.
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Reply #325 on: October 25, 2005, 02:49:52 PM

Don't bet on it.

Also, when eating her cookies, I can't think of anything but the gooey goodness that is her cookies.

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Reply #326 on: October 25, 2005, 03:15:32 PM

PEOPLE can we please get back on topic?  I think we all agree that a woman is to old to date after 20.  Sheesh.  rolleyes


No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #327 on: October 25, 2005, 03:23:19 PM

Like I said, I dated older chicks when I was 15. And I still do it now, for the most part. At our age, I don't see why any guy would want to hang around a girl who's younger than 20.

[edit] Unless, of course, you've hit that midlife crisis stage that I was talking about.
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Reply #328 on: October 25, 2005, 03:24:49 PM

For one month of 1992 I was 21. And drunk in bars.

The other 11 months. I was drunk somewhere else.

Don't rememeber much about it.

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Reply #329 on: October 25, 2005, 03:26:42 PM

Haw!  I started my midlife crisis at 20.  I'm hoping to be peacefully resigned to my fate by the time I hit 30.

Good luck - I started mine at age 13 and I'm still happily careening along well past 30.
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Reply #330 on: October 25, 2005, 03:58:01 PM

In '92, I was 10 years old.  You are all so old.  So very, very old.

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Reply #331 on: October 25, 2005, 04:05:54 PM

You should feel sad, Sky. Her cookies are da bomb, y0.  Rock on!
Do they taste better if you pretend Rachel Ray baked them? 

/slam dunk

Dang but I love some cookies. Soft, gooey cookies. *cue homer simpson gargle sound* I can't figure out how to make oatmeal/chocolate chip/walnut/raisin ones though - they always fall apart 'cuz there's too much stuff in 'em. Any suggestions, PopTart? I'm not much of a baker and don't know how to fiddle with this stuff.

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Reply #332 on: October 25, 2005, 04:12:54 PM

So umm....This is a cookie thread now?


May I ask Poptart then, If they are SO good, then why don't you start a business?

Good cookies could be even more lucrative than that other thing.
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Reply #333 on: October 25, 2005, 04:20:43 PM

So umm....This is a cookie thread now?


May I ask Poptart then, If they are SO good, then why don't you start a business?

Good cookies could be even more lucrative than that other thing.

She is too busy peddling her smut.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #334 on: October 25, 2005, 04:23:59 PM

See, but as we've established, only straight guys like smut.

Everybody likes cookies. All ages. All types. Gay people. Straight people. Male, female, no matter.
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Reply #335 on: October 25, 2005, 04:28:50 PM

Good cookies could be even more lucrative than that other thing.

Good cookies will never be as lucrative as that other thing. Not if all the ingredients are legal, anyway.

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Reply #336 on: October 25, 2005, 04:29:49 PM

Nothing has been established in this thread.  Will F13 ever come out with an ignore function?

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #337 on: October 25, 2005, 05:26:23 PM

Asia Carrera plays unreal tournement.  I kid you not.

Edit for Truth.

I lost IQ points reading that interview.  LOL !!  ROFL !!!


Maybe you should ask Asia for some of her extra points--she's a (NSFW) member of Mensa.

Oh, and she was 19 in 1992.

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Reply #338 on: October 25, 2005, 05:34:59 PM

Nothing has been established in this thread. 

Except that I'm desperately insecure and can be a total fucking bitch when provoked.

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Reply #339 on: October 25, 2005, 05:39:35 PM

Nothing has been established in this thread.

Au contraire!  I used unassailable logic to prove that blowjobs are good.
SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.


Reply #340 on: October 26, 2005, 01:46:57 AM

Nothing has been established in this thread. 

Except that I'm desperately insecure and can be a total fucking bitch when provoked.


I have the corner market on being a total fucking bitch. My mother is Sicilian. It's like a legacy. Her gift to me. I always thank her for it.

And Cheddar... now don't you go being mean! I don't peddle smut. I put the smut in pretty pictures and place them on the internet. It's all legal smut. I make sure of that.

And Stray: I live in Mississippi. Cookie business has been cornered here. I can't go into my actual field of choice because well.. this is not the epicenter of the nation and as I try to get one business off the ground, I work in THIS business which pays me pretty decently to stay at home and do web design.

But...

I love smut.
I bake extra gooey cookies.
I'm a bitch.

I'm perfect.

Now I just have to wake up.

I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Reply #341 on: October 26, 2005, 03:20:36 AM

Asia Carrera plays unreal tournement.  I kid you not.

Edit for Truth.

I lost IQ points reading that interview.  LOL !!  ROFL !!!


Maybe you should ask Asia for some of her extra points--she's a (NSFW) member of Mensa.

Oh, and she was 19 in 1992.

She doesn't seem particularly stupid to me.  Just bubbly.  Very bubbly.  The interviewer came across as quite stupid, though, and dumbass questions generally lead to fairly stupid answers at best.

But she is clearly far too enamored with internet acronyms.

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Reply #342 on: October 26, 2005, 07:27:04 AM

Er, guys, I was talking about the interviewer...

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Reply #343 on: October 26, 2005, 08:48:07 AM

Er, guys, I was talking about the interviewer...

I'm sure the interviewer was entirely too preoccupied with other things to sound in anyway intelligent.

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Reply #344 on: October 26, 2005, 08:51:43 AM

Nothing has been established in this thread. 

Except that I'm desperately insecure and can be a total fucking bitch when provoked.
Not just when provoked.

I bake extra gooey cookies.
I'm a bitch.

Bitch I do not like cookies, I like pie.  Get in the kitchen and make me some pie!

I am sorry Haemish it was in jest please do not ban me I will give you all my gold in WoW please please sir sorry SPT is the greatest BTW is your computer fixed and are you going to play with us ever, your fans want to know!

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.


Reply #345 on: October 26, 2005, 09:17:06 AM

Nothing has been established in this thread. 

Except that I'm desperately insecure and can be a total fucking bitch when provoked.
Not just when provoked.

I bake extra gooey cookies.
I'm a bitch.

Bitch I do not like cookies, I like pie.  Get in the kitchen and make me some pie!

I am sorry Haemish it was in jest please do not ban me I will give you all my gold in WoW please please sir sorry SPT is the greatest BTW is your computer fixed and are you going to play with us ever, your fans want to know!

Cheddar, why didn't you speak up what you said in REALLY SMALL PRINT.


LOL You are such a dork. NO PIE.

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Reply #346 on: October 26, 2005, 09:28:23 AM

It was meant to be subliminal :(

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #347 on: October 26, 2005, 01:13:17 PM

Nothing has been established in this thread. 

Except that I'm desperately insecure and can be a total fucking bitch when provoked.


I have the corner market on being a total fucking bitch. My mother is Sicilian. It's like a legacy. Her gift to me. I always thank her for it.


But my mom was a corporal in the Marines! Okay, tell you what - you can have total fucking bitch but I take the monopoly on raging cunt. Deal?

Haha, Cheddar is stuck with cheese and crackers!

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Reply #348 on: October 26, 2005, 01:17:22 PM

Mmmm, raging cunts facing off against total fucking bitches?

HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

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Reply #349 on: October 26, 2005, 01:18:31 PM

I am so confused.  Someone post boobies plz.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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