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Topic: If you were 17 in 1992... (Read 92857 times)
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voodoolily
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Ha ha, your wife left you. |
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Margalis
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Ha ha...you guys can really get worked up over this stuff.  |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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voodoolily
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He started it.
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Sauced
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Just ignore him. It's not like he's going anywhere. I mean, if he did, he'd have to spend a whole day at the DMV and you know what a pain in the ass that can be.
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Sauced
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Linking to one of the finest examples of Dada-ism in musical form isn't helping your argument.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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See Feet do nothing for me. I mean what happens if you are gnawing on a big toe and then crack.. a toenail comes off in your mouth or you get a bacterial fungus?
Ew.
What happens if you're sucking on a dick and get smegma all over your blouse? See, there's drawbacks to sucking on just about anything. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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wow, magic markers ftw.
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Nevermore
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For women? Romance novels.
Romance novels are like Skinemax. For the good stuff it's Black Lace, an imprint out of the UK. Most Borders carry at least a few titles. By the way, this thread is retarded in far too many ways to list. Edit: inserted the link for the one or two people who might actually care. |
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« Last Edit: October 21, 2005, 02:47:16 PM by Nevermore »
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Over and out.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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See Feet do nothing for me. I mean what happens if you are gnawing on a big toe and then crack.. a toenail comes off in your mouth or you get a bacterial fungus?
Ew.
What happens if you're sucking on a dick and get smegma all over your blouse? See, there's drawbacks to sucking on just about anything. Well you should be swallowing anyway. And VDL... now don't go making fun of people's marital status. That isn't very nice. Marriage and Divorce is a personal thing and shouldn't be made fun of unless one has personal knowledge of said information. That being said. Congratulations on getting engaged? May marriage treat you better then it has others and may you never, ever endure a painfully slow, agaonizing and emotionally pricey divorce. |
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« Last Edit: October 21, 2005, 11:39:32 AM by SuperPopTart »
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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HaemishM
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Ha ha, your wife left you. That's not cool. Stop it. Just because this thread is talking about retarded stuff doesn't mean we should start attacking each other. That goes for everyone. Voodoo believes what she believes about pr0n and that's fine, because her man's on this board and seems to have no problems with it. I only called into question her assertion that most pr0n women were molested, when even her stats didn't say that at all. There's no reason to be douchebags about this thing. |
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Margalis
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No, keep going, this is enjoyable.  |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Fabricated
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Get the fuck over it or don't date ever again.
Geez man, is this like offensive on some personal level to you, or are you just that rude? Lol. So if people don't like porn, they've got insecurity problems? Seriously man. That speaks more about yourself than it does them. It's not so much as not liking porn as it is not liking other people having it, especially significant others. There's some sort of deeply seated insecurity or jealousy going on if you want your man/woman thinking only about you 100% of the time, considering the imperfect beings we are. And I'm not rude, I'm right. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Samwise
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He's blunt, but he has a point.
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Kenrick
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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It's not so much as not liking porn as it is not liking other people having it, especially significant others. There's some sort of deeply seated insecurity or jealousy going on if you want your man/woman thinking only about you 100% of the time, considering the imperfect beings we are.
And I'm not rude, I'm right.
So, you don't have a problem with the notion that your woman might think about banging other guys? Seriously, think about that one for a minute. While you're in the sack, or wherever, are you really cool with her thinking about someone else? If so, then I totally commend your openmindedness. I wish we could all be that healthy. I don't think anyone ever said that they don't like other people having porn, I only said it makes me feel icky to think about my SO having it. Jealousy has a biological basis (the same way male visual stimulation does). |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Also, Cheddar, I'm sorry for punching below the belt. I have a younger brother. As a big sister, being a cunt is my god-given talent and birthright.
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Ironwood
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So, you don't have a problem with the notion that your woman might think about banging other guys? Seriously, think about that one for a minute. While you're in the sack, or wherever, are you really cool with her thinking about someone else? If so, then I totally commend your openmindedness. I wish we could all be that healthy.
Yes. *thinks a minute* Yes. Thank you. To be honest, if I was my wife I'd pretty much have to be thinking about other guys.... |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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stray
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Move over Rodney Dangerfield.... Oh wait  |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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You mean you're not that dashing bearded man IRL? Got a little Desperate Housewives sitch?
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Cheddar
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I am so hurt inside that only pictures of boobies can console me.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I am so hurt inside that only pictures of boobies can console me.
That kind of pain never goes away. I suggest subscribing to all skin magazines and pay TV channels you can. |
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Cheddar
I like pink
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I am so hurt inside that only pictures of boobies can console me.
That kind of pain never goes away. I suggest subscribing to all skin magazines and pay TV channels you can. Good point. Subscribing to Hustler and downloading Asian pron even as we speak. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Fabricated
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So, you don't have a problem with the notion that your woman might think about banging other guys? Seriously, think about that one for a minute. While you're in the sack, or wherever, are you really cool with her thinking about someone else? If so, then I totally commend your openmindedness. I wish we could all be that healthy.
I don't think anyone ever said that they don't like other people having porn, I only said it makes me feel icky to think about my SO having it. Jealousy has a biological basis (the same way male visual stimulation does).
I'd be perfectly cool with that as long as we both enjoyed it. And some jealousy does have its place in a relationship. I mean, everyone wants to be wanted right? |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Honestly, who cares what the woman thinks? Like Bernie Mac said, "Bitch I am getting mine, its up to you to get yours!" or something along those lines.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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stray
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Oh come on, man!
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Oh come on, man!
Its true. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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And size does matter.
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Cheddar
I like pink
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And size does matter.
Concur. Am I big enough?  |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Bunk
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I am so hurt inside that only pictures of boobies can console me.
That kind of pain never goes away. I suggest subscribing to all skin magazines and pay TV channels you can. Good point. Subscribing to Hustler and downloading Asian pron even as we speak. Damn, thought he was talking about VDL's boobies... |
"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Why look at mine when there's a perfectly decent set on Santa up there?
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Fabricated
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And size does matter.
Length or girth? |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Merusk
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Why look at mine when there's a perfectly decent set on Santa up there?
Nobody likes pancake boobs. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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And size does matter.
Length or girth? Both.  |
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Paelos
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