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Topic: If you were 17 in 1992... (Read 92893 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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So, help me get this right. This is where I post song lyrics, right?
I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus: I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me happy honey You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you Chorus I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus I want you I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah Chorus |
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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So, help me get this right. This is where I post song lyrics, right?
Nooooo. This thread is awesome on so many different levels! |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Sauced
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Alright Ladies and Gentlemen!
I'm gonna do a smash hit rock song for all of you
sittin in the audience
watchin the show
at the Ludlow.
Which is called Fuck With Me and Find Out.
You think you can get away with murder
You don't know who you foolin with.
I'm goin to shoot you with my BB Gun.
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Keep on with this shit
Keep on talkin shit to me
and I will bust you in the chops
Plus, I will knock your block off.
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Gingerbread knocked me to the floor
He picked up a stick and hit me upside in the head once
And in the back six times
He also BB-ed me in the back with his BB Gun
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
Fuck With Me and Find Out
(... and then like 10 more times? I lost count)
Rock Over London!
Rock On Chicago!
Diet Pepsi!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Honey, when have I ever not been the biggest fag hag here? Heh, I know. I just find it amusing that a woman who has a love of porn-fanatical gays (and proud of it), and an apparent personal history of porn-love, has control issues when it comes to your SO looking at a couple dirty pics. Ironwood was spot on. Please continue. Duh, gay porn is hot. Fags are cute and hilarious - what's not to love? Everyone has control issues. I'm just honest about mine. Edit: omg is that that one retarded black guy? What's his name again? |
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,
Lefty? ya, but that was alright,
She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake she was more flakey than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not he smartest peanut in the turd
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any colour
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispy Treat, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me.
I need to find a New Vagina
Any kinda New vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? kinda, North Carolina
Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt
It'd just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up
I'd fill the generation gap, clear the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
Preferrably for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chic anorexic the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler she go ta beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independant like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafalo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me of her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me.
I need to find a New Vagina
Any kinda New vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin Klein? kinda, South Carolina
Vagina. . . .
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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You people sicken me.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Sauced
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Edit: omg is that that one retarded black guy? What's his name again?
Wesley Willis. R.I.P. |
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stray
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Heh, I had one of his albums. I didn't know he was retarded though. I thought he was schizophrenic.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I get him confused with someone I knew from riding the bus that always had a boombox on his wheelchair and talked like Wesley Willis. THe other guy was retarded, but maybe Wesley Willis wasn't?
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Xerapis
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Gay guys watch way more pr0n than straight guys, dood_2314.
Nice stereotype. For the record (just had to do that), I don't watch any. And I don't let my b/f do it either. |
..I want to see gamma rays. I want to hear x-rays. I want to...smell dark matter...and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me...
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Paelos
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I'm more inclined to believe a gay man on how much porn they watch than Voodoo.
Thanks Xerapis!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I hadn't heard the one about gay guys watching more porn than straight guys... it's hard to fathom ANYONE watching more porn than straight guys.
I could easily believe that gay guys watch more porn than straight women, though.
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Margalis
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I hadn't heard the one about gay guys watching more porn than straight guys... it's hard to fathom ANYONE watching more porn than straight guys.
Gay men have invented the time machine! Anyway...yeah men like their porn. The thing women don't understand is that it really doesn't mean anything at all - it's purely biological. That said, it's fine to tell you SO not to look at porn - as long as you don't expect them to take it seriously. Don't ask don't tell is probably the best approach there. I remember when I was in college two of my friends were dating, and the girl found porn on the guys computer and got all upset. It's silly. I don't think porn is particularly good for society, but tons of things are bad for society but still have a right to be around. Fast food is bad for society, in a much more demonstrable way than porn. And how come there are so many anti-porn crusaders yet so few anti-Romance novel ones? Romance novels are basically porn for women. And there is no way those are good for society - so dumb. |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Samwise
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Romance novels are more like hentai than live action porn, in that no real live men are involved in the production of romance novels.
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stray
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So basically...
You guys are saying that Sauced is a liar. Either that, or you're saying that you know him better than Voodoolily or he himself does?
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Samwise
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I'm going with "freak of nature", personally. (I mean that in a good way.)
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Margalis
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Eh...I'm sure there are men that are not into porn. Personally I'm not into hardcore porn at all. (Men in porn = keep away!) Some people think I'm really weird for liking my porn sans penises. So to each his own.
I'm just saying in general asking a man to keep away from porn is kind of silly, especially if you understand that porn is not threatening any more than Fabio on the cover of some romance novel is. And again, it's not the asking so much that's silly - it's the expecting that they will listen. As a man your duty is to at least hide your stuff a bit. Like I probably wouldn't make a naked woman my desktop.
People shit but I don't really want them telling me about it and I certainly don't want to watch them do it. Sort of the same deal here - out of sight out of mind.
If someone told me there is no way we could date if I had any porn around, I would probably say that's fine but there is no way we could date if she wore matching sox. Just to be a bit silly and contrary.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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Eh...I'm sure there are men that are not into porn. Personally I'm not into hardcore porn at all. (Men in porn = keep away!) Some people think I'm really weird for liking my porn sans penises. So to each his own. I have always believed that particular preference points towards some sort of a problem. I'm probably thinking of Freudian psychology though, which is largely a load of crap. Ditto with women who don't want their man having any sort of porn. Sorry, you're either a religious prude or very insecure in some way. The vast majority of guys will pleasure themselves, and oh noes, they may not be thinking about you when they do it. Get the fuck over it or don't date ever again. |
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Hanzii
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Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to fuck you baby...
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stray
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Get the fuck over it or don't date ever again.
Geez man, is this like offensive on some personal level to you, or are you just that rude? Lol. So if people don't like porn, they've got insecurity problems? Seriously man. That speaks more about yourself than it does them. |
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Margalis
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I have always believed that particular preference points towards some sort of a problem.
Err..come again? I have a problem because I don't like to see mens dicks flopping around in my porn? One mans problem is another mans heterosexuality.  Either that or I'm a lesbian trapped in a straight mans body. Anyway I think it's normal for women to not want their men to have any porn. And I suspect that a lot of women that are perfectly fine with their man looking at porn all the time have issues of their own. A certain amount of jealousy is normal and dare I say attractive in some cases. Just like a lot of women prefer a slightly jealous man. My point is just if you DO find out your man is looking at porn it's not the end of the world and it doesn't say something terrible about either of you. Men like to look at naked women. That's all there is to it. Women like to look at smartly dressed men - we don't deny them that! |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Gay guys watch way more pr0n than straight guys, dood_2314.
No they don't. In the adult industry, and I've become somewhat of a mini expert now that I am otherwise thrust into the world of adult themed business and what it's main selling points are. I can tell you right now that the adult industry caters towards one preference when it comes to videos, stories, audio, pictures - Straight Males. In fact, it goes about like this: <Biggest Target Audience> Straight Males <Second Biggest> Bi-Sexual Males and Females <Third Biggest> Gay and Lesbian "Fantasy" <And finally...> Straight Females (As you can see we are on the bottom of the ladder, and we may be lower than that because I did not count the social deviants that love things that society doesn't see as norm. Point is, it's typical Male fantasy that is dealt with.) On the other note: I understand if pornography doesn't turn you on, okay that's a personal preference but why in the world does it bother you that your S/O is looking AT pornography? It's just that.. it's virtual. It's your man or woman fantasizing. Congratulations, you are married/dating a LIVE human being that actively enjoys being sexual. It's a great world to express with another person. No one should be cut at the knees because of their preference if it is healthy, sane, legal and a personal choice. Margalis is right. Men love to look at women and fantasize "What it would be like". Women do as well. It's GOOD to do that. Newsflash for women: This can benefit you.On a personal note, I encourage my husband to look at porn. In fact we shop for porn together, he goes over and looks at content I have to post on the websites I work for I have more pornography on my computer then he will ever have on his. I run ideas by him for banners and looks and outlines. I don't want to be with someone who cannot express themselves in the way they want to. Luckily, I am with someone who can and I hope feels freely to do so. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Ironwood
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To the women who think their SO doesn't beat off to porn...what do you think he is beating off to? If you think he's not beating off AT ALL, well, I won't even bother with how far out of touch with reality you are. You're in denial at that point. He is beating off, I can assure you of that. He is doing it with either porn or something in his head. And if you are touchy about the "cheating" aspect of beating off to other women, YOU CAN'T CONTROL OUR MINDS.
OMG, The Bloomin' CHRISTIAN made my point for me. Arg. Edited : And then the SuperPopTart filled in the rest of the details with a female perspective. For Clarity : To each his own. I'm not judging or even caring. I just find it weird when something annoys a woman and she'll tell her man not to do it. Then she won't even attempt to verify if he's not doing it because 'she trusts him'. False trust fucks relationships faster than none, imo. |
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Merusk
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It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, so long as you eat at home. (And don't mention how great that place up the street looks when dining.)
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Hanzii
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... and we're back at oral sex.
(which is just as bad as toe-sucking)
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Ironwood
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Toe Sucking is Never discussed in Britain anymore, not since David Mellor did it.
Yuck.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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See Feet do nothing for me. I mean what happens if you are gnawing on a big toe and then crack.. a toenail comes off in your mouth or you get a bacterial fungus?
Ew.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Ironwood
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Urg, urg, urg.
Heebies.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Kenrick
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My wife has sharp toenails. I think the only time I ever tried, i sliced the roof of my mouth.
Never again.
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HaemishM
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So, help me get this right. This is where I post song lyrics, right?
I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus: I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me happy honey You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you Chorus I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus I want you I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah Chorus Thinking about the video for that song. HAAAAWWWWTTTTT. |
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ClydeJr
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When I got married to my wife, she had about as much porn as I did. Marrying her was like winning the lottery twice! Toe Sucking She doesn't like toe sucking but if I give her a foot massage, she'll do almost anything  |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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For the record (just had to do that), I don't watch any. And I don't let my b/f do it either.
Sorry for the gross generalization, One Gay Man. What do you have to say about my stereotype that y'all are all cute and hilarious? Did that one sting? But at least that proves that not all men (of whatever persuasion) are into porn. FACE, Fabricated. No they don't. In the adult industry, and I've become somewhat of a mini expert now that I am otherwise thrust into the world of adult themed business and what it's main selling points are. I can tell you right now that the adult industry caters towards one preference when it comes to videos, stories, audio, pictures - Straight Males. In fact, it goes about like this: <Biggest Target Audience> Straight Males <Second Biggest> Bi-Sexual Males and Females <Third Biggest> Gay and Lesbian "Fantasy" <And finally...> Straight Females There's a difference between the type of porn produced and the consumers of said porn. I'd hazard a guess that the majority of consumers of lezzie porn are also straight men, not lesbians. Some homosexuals get off on straight porn (or watch it because there aren't as many choices for them). There are also more straight men in the world than gay, but per capita I don't think straight guys take the lead. But you are 100% correct about one thing: the adult entertainment industry exists almost solely for the pleasure of straight men. Maybe that's where my resentment comes from. btw there's no such thing as "bacterial fungus" - they are two different kingdoms of life |
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Sky
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But you are 100% correct about one thing: the adult entertainment industry exists almost solely for the pleasure of straight men. Maybe that's where my resentment comes from. Porn, yes. Because that's how men are supposedly wired: for the shallow visual thrill. For women? Romance novels. |
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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