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SuperPopTart
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How do you go about asking that anyway? "Mind if I pull out and cum on your face? No?...Boom headshot!"
You just ask. If you are having any kind of sexual contact with the person then you've, by default, gotten personal enough to ask them directly about their sexual likes/dislikes. The time for being repressed would be over at this juncture. |
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voodoolily
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[However, if you can't talk about that kind of thing with your significant other, your sex life is going to suffer, IMO. Sex is one of those things that needs to be talked about frankly and fully, because otherwise you have one partner enjoying themselves while the other feels humiliated by all the camel spunk on her mug.
There's a difference between what a girl will do (maybe even like) with her SO and what she does with a guy she is dating. Ya gotta leave some things for the honeymoon, if you know what I mean. If you take a moneyshot from a guy you just started seeing, what's after that? What do you do a coupla months into the relationship? |
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Yegolev
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There's a difference between what a girl will do (maybe even like) with her SO and what she does with a guy she is dating. Ya gotta leave some things for the honeymoon, if you know what I mean. If you take a moneyshot from a guy you just started seeing, what's after that? What do you do a coupla months into the relationship?
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[However, if you can't talk about that kind of thing with your significant other, your sex life is going to suffer, IMO. Sex is one of those things that needs to be talked about frankly and fully, because otherwise you have one partner enjoying themselves while the other feels humiliated by all the camel spunk on her mug.
There's a difference between what a girl will do (maybe even like) with her SO and what she does with a guy she is dating. Ya gotta leave some things for the honeymoon, if you know what I mean. If you take a moneyshot from a guy you just started seeing, what's after that? What do you do a coupla months into the relationship? I would like to introduce you to my friend Robert. He is also known as Backdoor Bob. |
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Kenrick
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If this isn't denned immediately, we will all be sorry.
Sort of like that "you'll shoot your eye out!" bb-gun line from that christmas movie. Except... y'all are talking about a different kind of gun. |
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voodoolily
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It was a rhetorical question, people!!
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Furiously
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Why do they call him Backdoor Bob?
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stray
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I'm all about equality among the sexes.
* And I don't mean anything nasty by that. I just mean, both sides should gain physical pleasure from something, else it's completely unnecessary.
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WayAbvPar
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Why do they call him Backdoor Bob?
He likes to have sex in very uncomfortable places. |
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« Last Edit: October 18, 2005, 12:34:20 PM by WayAbvPar »
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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You mean like in the back of a Volkswagon?
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Shockeye
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I have yet to see anything that makes this thread Denable.
This is not an invitation.
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WayAbvPar
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You mean like in the back of a Volkswagon?
Let's just say that Backdoor Bob and Fusilli Jerry have a lot in common. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Cheddar
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Men are from Mars, Women are from venus hur hur hur. That is a stupid attitude; saving stuff for later  . If you do not take it anally and then let me spice up your rack/cock holster then I am kicking you out ASAP. And you will be lucky if I pay you the agreed amount!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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stray
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Men are from Mars, Women are from venus hur hur hur. That is a stupid attitude; saving stuff for later . If you do not take it anally and then let me spice up your rack/cock holster then I am kicking you out ASAP. And you will be lucky if I pay you the agreed amount! Explain "spice up".... I can't tell if you agree with me or not.... I can't tell just about anything you just said there actually. |
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Samwise
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Do you really want to?
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Pococurante
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Is it happy hour already? I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.
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Ironwood
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It's always happy hour.
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Bunk
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Men are from Mars, Women are from venus hur hur hur. That is a stupid attitude; saving stuff for later . If you do not take it anally and then let me spice up your rack/cock holster then I am kicking you out ASAP. And you will be lucky if I pay you the agreed amount! If I interpret this correctly, he likes giving prostitutes vaginal infections. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Men are from Mars, Women are from venus hur hur hur. That is a stupid attitude; saving stuff for later . If you do not take it anally and then let me spice up your rack/cock holster then I am kicking you out ASAP. And you will be lucky if I pay you the agreed amount! Wow. And you mean to tell me you're single? |
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WayAbvPar
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Men are from Mars, Women are from venus hur hur hur. That is a stupid attitude; saving stuff for later . If you do not take it anally and then let me spice up your rack/cock holster then I am kicking you out ASAP. And you will be lucky if I pay you the agreed amount! Wow. And you mean to tell me you're single? If you consider single to mean 'the subject of numerous restraining orders from members of the opposite sex', then I am guessing yes. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Merusk
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Hey, I'm sure Cheddar had very valid reasons to be in those women's bedrooms at 3am in the Strawberry Shortcake outfit with that astral glide and the gimp mask. We just don't need to hear them. It was a rhetorical question, people!!
Oh sure, NOW you say that. That said, I have no idea how it came up. Probably, as Poptart pointed out, at the point you're both naked and sucking on various body parts, it's silly to think asking questions is rude. It's even sillier that some folk probably WOULD think it rude. |
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Astr al Glide?  |
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Margalis
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You just ask. If you are having any kind of sexual contact with the person then you've, by default, gotten personal enough to ask them directly about their sexual likes/dislikes.
The time for being repressed would be over at this juncture.
I would hardly call waiting to cum on someone's face till the second date "repressed." And I don't think asking someone that is the same as asking them about their likes and dislikes. "Can I shoot my load on your face" is not the same as "do you you what I'm doing?" It has nothing to do with what the other person likes at all. I find it hard to believe that many women enjoy that, especially with what is essentially a random partner. How about "can I choke you unconcious?" To ask otherwise would be all repressed or something... |
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Margalis
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That said, I have no idea how it came up. Probably, as Poptart pointed out, at the point you're both naked and sucking on various body parts, it's silly to think asking questions is rude. It's even sillier that some folk probably WOULD think it rude.
Can I take a dump on your chest and piss in your mouth? |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Cheddar
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Don't judge me!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Merusk
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That said, I have no idea how it came up. Probably, as Poptart pointed out, at the point you're both naked and sucking on various body parts, it's silly to think asking questions is rude. It's even sillier that some folk probably WOULD think it rude.
Can I take a dump on your chest and piss in your mouth? Bitch, you haven't even bought me dinner yet. Astral Glide? http://www.intothewind.com/shop/Traditional_Kites/Creative_Designs/Astral_GlideErr.. right. Could be either, but Cheddar asked us not to judge him. |
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Paelos
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Welcome to the gutter. Make sure to clear the leaves while you're here.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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SuperPopTart
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Hey, I'm sure Cheddar had very valid reasons to be in those women's bedrooms at 3am in the Strawberry Shortcake outfit with that astral glide and the gimp mask. We just don't need to hear them. It was a rhetorical question, people!!
Oh sure, NOW you say that. That said, I have no idea how it came up. Probably, as Poptart pointed out, at the point you're both naked and sucking on various body parts, it's silly to think asking questions is rude. It's even sillier that some folk probably WOULD think it rude. You got my point. Thank you. |
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stray
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That said, I have no idea how it came up. Probably, as Poptart pointed out, at the point you're both naked and sucking on various body parts, it's silly to think asking questions is rude. It's even sillier that some folk probably WOULD think it rude.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but what I'm reading out of that is: "Since sex, being naked, and sucking body parts are viewed as nasty/naughty/freaky (or whatever) things, then asking about "other" nasty things shouldn't be questioned as being rude." I for one see the former as being completely natural and GOOD, while the latter things to be a perversion of that goodness. I wouldn't put both in the same category at all. One does not qualify the other. And only one is nasty/naughty/freaky (or whatever ). But since people have been told by centuries long Puritanical thinking that a good thing was a "bad thing", they in turn, lump all bad things with it (but I digress a bit...This is another thread in it's own right). [edit] And no, I'm not calling any of you Puritans.....But if I understood correctly, then I AM calling you victims of Puritans. |
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Samwise
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"Since sex, being naked, and sucking body parts are viewed as nasty/naughty/freaky (or whatever) things, then asking about "other" nasty things shouldn't be questioned as being rude."
I for one see the former as being completely natural and GOOD, while the latter things to be a perversion of that goodness. I wouldn't put both in the same category at all. One does not qualify the other. And only one is nasty/naughty/freaky (or whatever ). So blowjobs are natural and good but facial comeshots are evil and perverted? I'd be more inclined to say that as long as everyone's having fun it's all good. But, you know, I'm a Puritan that way. |
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SuperPopTart
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"Since sex, being naked, and sucking body parts are viewed as nasty/naughty/freaky (or whatever) things, then asking about "other" nasty things shouldn't be questioned as being rude."
I for one see the former as being completely natural and GOOD, while the latter things to be a perversion of that goodness. I wouldn't put both in the same category at all. One does not qualify the other. And only one is nasty/naughty/freaky (or whatever ). So blowjobs are natural and good but facial comeshots are evil and perverted? I'd be more inclined to say that as long as everyone's having fun it's all good. But, you know, I'm a Puritan that way. I would love to know what people here consider to be evil and perverse or "non normal". |
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Samwise
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If that isn't an invitation to get this thread denned, I don't know what is.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I honestly wasn't trying. It would just be interesting to hear the perspectives of people from different cultures/regions/backgrounds.
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Ironwood
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I honestly wasn't trying. It would just be interesting to hear the perspectives of people from different cultures/regions/backgrounds.
Well, if you really want to know : I've never actually considered shooting my load on your face. I respect your husband too much. |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Well thank you for saying you want to shoot a load on his face.
Now we can all sleep better knowing which way you swing.
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