Things I think are funny

[Sky]

That sounds like a dream job!

[shiznitz]

Watched Irreversible last night. Holy Fucking Christ. Brilliant film. The assault was stomach turning. As the film progressed I was constantly drawn to Pierre. Each segment made the exstingusher scene even better. Wow.

[Rasix]

Wow, that corpse was almost 2 years old.

[Furiously]

So - To continue my cat story...

I take 3 weeks off work to take care of the baby when my wife goes back to work. (Who would smile at me every day when I got home.)

First day when she coomes home, the cats sit around and do nothing, the baby pays her no mind I'm the only one who is the least bit appreciative when she gets home. I finally figured out to put my face next to hers to make the baby smile at her when she gets home.

Anyways, 3 weeks later I come home from work, the cats come running, she's at the door with a beer for me and the baby is smiling.

I think she was more pissed about the cats always running for the door when I get home.

[Murgos]

Do you work in a tuna cannery?

[Nevermore]

Is your cat female?  Female cats tend to like men, male cats tend to like women.

[Vinadil]

I cannot believe that Voodoo owns *her own home... or has a pet.  I don't really find it funny when my dog wipes his butt on my carpet.  When you have to start cleaning things up they become much less funny.

Edited to fix my glaring lack of reading and research when necro-posting.  I somehow either missed the "lilly" or just, saw chewbacca and thought "it has to be a guy."

[schild]

Voodoo is a guy? Whoa.

[Furiously]

Is there something I don't know about VDL? Is there something I don't know about Sauced?

I cannot believe that Voodoo owns his own home...

And no - I don't work around food. And both my cats are males. So is my son. It's 4 against 1 in my house.

[Lantyssa]

You're so walking into a trap with that reply...

[tazelbain]

I have it on good authority that voodoolily is a false-flag operation by Trippy to trick Schild into further expand Trippy's powers and extend his iron grip over F13.

[voodoolily]

you all should read fourfour.

[Bunk]

I don't really find it funny when my dog wipes his butt on my carpet. 

I don't care how much of a mess it makes, nothing - NOTHING - is funnier than a dog doing the itchy ass butt shimmy accross the carpet. Especially someone else's carpet.

[Murgos]

you all should read fourfour.

By the time a meme has evacuated 4chan and entered the main stream consciousness in a, usually, sanitized form it really has lost most of it's humor value.

[schild]

I don't really find it funny when my dog wipes his butt on my carpet. 

I don't care how much of a mess it makes, nothing - NOTHING - is funnier than a dog doing the itchy ass butt shimmy accross the carpet. Especially someone else's carpet.

Fuuuuuuuuck your couch.

[Bunk]

Yea, my dog used to do that too. Also purses, cats, pretty much anything he could stand near. Funniest part was, he never really quite figured the whole thing out. He'd stand about two feet behind his target and just maddly pump at the air for a few seconds. Har

Oh, and he was fixed. Didn't seem to matter to him.

[HaemishM]

My dog Fluffy, the Destroyer of Worlds has been renamed. He is now Fluffy, the All-Humber. He sees all, he humps all. This dog isn't fixed, but luckily Snow Beast (the female) is. Fluffy will hump the shit out of any dog he meets that doesn't growl at him. There's a little rat terrier type living a few doors down, whose owner NEVER FUCKING LEASHES THE LITTLE FUCKER. So whenever he lets the dog out to do its business, the dog follows me and my dogs. Fluffy promptly forgets his business and follows this dog around trying to hump it like he's an oil drill. Did I mention this rat terrier is a boy dog? The All-Humper cares not.

He also humps Snow Beast. He isn't really trying to mate, because he'll hump anywhere on her body but the right spot. Her back, her ear, her face, whatever, he'll hump it, then give you that crazy ass, tongue-hanging look. It's a source of constant amusement.

[LK]

Just reading about it is a source of constant amusement.

All-Humper demands video evidence.

[Engels]

My dog Fluffy, the Destroyer of Worlds has been renamed. He is now Fluffy, the All-Humber. He sees all, he humps all. This dog isn't fixed, but luckily Snow Beast (the female) is. Fluffy will hump the shit out of any dog he meets that doesn't growl at him. There's a little rat terrier type living a few doors down, whose owner NEVER FUCKING LEASHES THE LITTLE FUCKER. So whenever he lets the dog out to do its business, the dog follows me and my dogs. Fluffy promptly forgets his business and follows this dog around trying to hump it like he's an oil drill. Did I mention this rat terrier is a boy dog? The All-Humper cares not.

He also humps Snow Beast. He isn't really trying to mate, because he'll hump anywhere on her body but the right spot. Her back, her ear, her face, whatever, he'll hump it, then give you that crazy ass, tongue-hanging look. It's a source of constant amusement.

And dog people don't understand us cat people....

[voodoolily]

This is fucking hilarious. Just listen.