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on: September 27, 2005, 09:14:04 AM

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Reply #1 on: September 27, 2005, 10:04:42 AM

Damn paladins.

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Reply #2 on: September 27, 2005, 10:05:55 AM

I like the visual diversity of the barrens.

Classic.

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Reply #3 on: September 27, 2005, 10:36:22 AM

Good stuff. "I like brown.". LOL!

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Reply #4 on: September 27, 2005, 10:40:05 AM

 Heart

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Reply #5 on: September 27, 2005, 10:47:26 AM

That would make an excellent pop-up book!

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Reply #6 on: September 27, 2005, 11:11:01 AM

No no no. It's all wrong. Too many gnomes, not enough elves.  Elves every fuckingwhere.

The contrast between the cities, however, dead-on.  Brilliance overall, once again.

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Reply #7 on: September 27, 2005, 11:34:31 AM

I particularly like the names in the last few panels.  It's funny cuz it's true.

I didn't see one night elf named "Drizzzt", though.  WTF?

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Reply #8 on: September 27, 2005, 11:44:16 AM

I didn't find it as funny as most of you did. I guess I'm happy with my ding generator.

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Reply #9 on: September 27, 2005, 12:01:13 PM

That's because it poked fun at you.
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Reply #10 on: September 27, 2005, 12:01:51 PM

That's because it poked fun at you.

Are you trying to make me cry?

I have no shame. Level 40 and my mount are just around the corner.
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Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 12:03:00 PM

That's because it poked fun at you.

Are you trying to make me cry?

I have no shame. Level 40 and my mount are just around the corner.

DING! YOU HAVE ALL THE SHAME!
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Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 12:19:41 PM

Forgot the frame where identically dressed players are shouting "fag RPr" and "loser PKr" at each other... ;)
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Reply #13 on: September 27, 2005, 12:45:27 PM

That's because it poked fun at you.

Are you trying to make me cry?

I have no shame. Level 40 and my mount are just around the corner.

You have to wait until level 40 just to get a mount?  My God.  I would talk smack but I am trying EVE Online currently.  WoW is to EVE as Checkers is to Chess.  Though in Chess it does not take 4 weeks to get a Queen piece on the board.

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Reply #14 on: September 27, 2005, 12:55:30 PM

Hot damn.  Makes me want to roll up an Orc.

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Reply #15 on: September 27, 2005, 12:56:32 PM

That's because it poked fun at you.

Are you trying to make me cry?

I have no shame. Level 40 and my mount are just around the corner.

You have to wait until level 40 just to get a mount?  My God.  I would talk smack but I am trying EVE Online currently.  WoW is to EVE as Checkers is to Chess.  Though in Chess it does not take 4 weeks to get a Queen piece on the board.

I had my 40% runbuff at level 30. I do agree that some kind of run boost should be given much earlier, perhaps level 20.
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Reply #16 on: September 27, 2005, 12:58:43 PM

Though in Chess it does not take 4 weeks to get a Queen piece on the board.

Hey in WoW I could wear a cape at level 1.  In CoH I had to wait until level 20 and then had to go on some stupid grindy mission.  So neener neener... ;)
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Reply #17 on: September 27, 2005, 01:30:54 PM

I like Horde cities.  I hate single AH.

Shaman gets 40% run buff at 20 :)

WoW level 1 capes aren't even long enough to wipe your arse.  Need a *gasp* level 20 cloak for that privilege.

Nice comic.  Esoteric is funnah.
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Reply #18 on: September 27, 2005, 02:20:33 PM

I love the name jokes.  The cow pun.  Rick James. Leeroy.  All genius.

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Reply #19 on: September 27, 2005, 02:58:57 PM

This may be my new favorite.  Outstanding... again!

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Reply #20 on: September 27, 2005, 03:23:33 PM

Not enough night elf rogues. Not enough night elf bashing in particular.  Work on that.

That was outstanding, however, and just gets funnier every time I read it. 

That gets a  Rofl Waffle Rofl Waffle Rofl Waffle Rofl Waffle out of a possible 5. 
« Last Edit: September 27, 2005, 03:25:40 PM by Rasix »

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Reply #21 on: September 28, 2005, 05:38:48 PM

Forgot the frame where identically dressed players are shouting "fag RPr" and "loser PKr" at each other... ;)

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Reply #22 on: September 29, 2005, 10:34:04 AM

DOH!  Sorry I typically ignore the manginas in-game...
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Reply #23 on: October 03, 2005, 12:09:19 PM

where are the Chinese farmers in Tyr's Hand?

"Ni Hao?"

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Reply #24 on: October 27, 2005, 10:17:37 AM

Not sure what's funnier. The strip or the conversation about needing a run buff earlier than the first mount someone's just around to getting now. :)

I do like Ogrimmar versus (I'll assume) Stormwind, and the cloning Gnomes.

All spot on true. And I'm a fan of the game. Sue me for liking something others don't.
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Reply #25 on: October 27, 2005, 11:39:44 AM

All spot on true. And I'm a fan of the game. Sue me for liking something others don't.

Don't worry, it's ok. I like the game too, am still playing, and that's knowing most of the warts and flaws for what they are.

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Reply #26 on: October 27, 2005, 01:20:13 PM

Bravo.
Good humor and good art.

A good idea is a good idea forever.
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