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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time


on: September 26, 2005, 09:08:20 PM

Yeah, so, local news was just on and they were talking about a rape that occured just recently.  Bad stuff.  So they clip to a new screen where they list with text what they're about to announce- a verbal description of the rapist.  Sandy blonde hair, age 20-40, about 6 feel tall, right right.  So here's what I thought was strange.

Behind this text, they have a background image.  The image is of a man's hand grabbing and holding down a woman's wrist.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?

DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO ILLUSTRATE THE FUCKING RAPE FOR US?

OH MY GOD

THAT'S HORRIBLE

Jesus Christ.  Some fucking TASTE please.

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Reply #1 on: September 26, 2005, 09:10:28 PM

It was for the deaf illiterates. You're the one who needs some sympathy. Damn, man.
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Reply #2 on: September 26, 2005, 09:10:30 PM

Taste and Local News do not mix.

Now back to Cowboy Steve with the weather.

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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time


Reply #3 on: September 26, 2005, 09:12:02 PM

The next logical step, of course, is to put up tentacle rape hentai in the background when describing rape suspects.

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Reply #4 on: September 26, 2005, 09:16:59 PM

The next logical step, of course, is to put up tentacle rape hentai in the background when describing rape suspects.

SEE. YOU DO UNDERSTAND.

Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time


Reply #5 on: September 26, 2005, 09:18:28 PM

Well.

Hooray for Mojoverse!

« Last Edit: September 26, 2005, 09:27:52 PM by Llava »

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Reply #6 on: September 26, 2005, 09:20:09 PM

You mean tripod.

Hooray for Tripod.
Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time


Reply #7 on: September 26, 2005, 09:26:37 PM

Aw hell.

There, hopefully fixed.

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Reply #8 on: September 27, 2005, 10:42:46 AM

The next logical step, of course, is to put up tentacle rape hentai in the background when describing rape suspects.

SEE. YOU DO UNDERSTAND.

(giant image)

Hehe, that shirt rules.

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Reply #9 on: September 27, 2005, 10:43:50 AM

I didn't get in on it in time, sold out fast.

But I got goatse, so all is good in the world.
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Reply #10 on: September 27, 2005, 10:46:54 AM

I wore my goatse shirt to dinner with some friends' parents once.  When they asked me what my shirt was a reference to I said it was a brand name.
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Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 01:11:17 PM

Wuss.  evil

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Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 05:33:31 PM

I thought it'd be more funny for them to discover it on their own, years from now, and then try to figure out WHY it sounded so familiar.

A good punchline can't be hurried.
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Reply #13 on: September 28, 2005, 08:23:39 AM

A good punchline can't be hurried.

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