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Topic: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. (Read 4716 times)
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Train Wreck
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I'm roleplaying somebody that hates seeing zombies murdered. stfu noob. [post #23] Hello human.
I am as some of the Horde like to refer to me as Eldrin Swiftneedle the Wise. I am an aged Tauren and often have fits of senseless violence aimed at whoever I come across. You call this behavior "ganking". I am not quite familiar with this term and will ignore it for now.
When I came into Darkshire I was saddened by the state of nature and the rampant death and destruction there. I searched for the cause and came to the Ravenhill Cemetary. I was shocked to see elves, dwarves, and humans attempting to attack the undead and felt sorry for my forsaken friend who had spent so much time trying to defend them.
*Purrs* My claws remain sharp if my mind does seem to wander. Your deaths are of little consequence in the greater war. That you died in battle is the greatest gift I could bestow. Strength and honor!
*Salutes* I shall see you in death.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Why is a cow purring?
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Train Wreck
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He's probably a dr00d cow that can turn into a talking kitten.
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Pococurante
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So if I scratch his ears I get skim milk and when his hindquarters homo?
I own more than few cows. They never purr. Smell bad though.
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WindupAtheist
Army of One
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Badicalthon
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I'm just gonna start posting like that here, all the time.
Your obscenities and giant red letters impress me not, evil Haemish, for I am Windup the Lion-Man, and my fangs are sharp and deadly! Quack!
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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This thread has no basis in reality.
Woof.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Train Wreck
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Roleplayers learn that their Warsong Gulch flagroom is not a safe place to sit around a campfire.So, Brix and myself made a campfire, and sat in the flag room. Sure, we should have been playing, but hey, it was fun. We wanted to get some Alliance sitting down with us, and get a bit of material for a video. While we were sitting there, Xenif, a Druid, grabbed the flag, and came and sat next to us. Hats off to you mate, you've got my respect for that. So, we sit down, begin our introductions, and a nice Rain of Fire drops over our heads, followed by a Warrior charging in. Thanks, guys, way to be honour farmers.
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« Last Edit: September 26, 2005, 01:17:13 PM by Train Wreck »
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Roleplayers learn that their Warsong Gultch flagroom is not a safe place to sit around a campfire.So, Brix and myself made a campfire, and sat in the flag room. Sure, we should have been playing, but hey, it was fun. We wanted to get some Alliance sitting down with us, and get a bit of material for a video. While we were sitting there, Xenif, a Druid, grabbed the flag, and came and sat next to us. Hats off to you mate, you've got my respect for that. So, we sit down, begin our introductions, and a nice Rain of Fire drops over our heads, followed by a Warrior charging in. Thanks, guys, way to be honour farmers. I... You build a campfire in a Battleground and expect... I weep for humanity. |
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Pococurante
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I weep for humanity. But it worked so well for Jane...  |
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TheWalrus
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Honestly, I don't know what to say. I'm torn between laughter and crying in a corner. Little blue NSFWEdit: Bah! Meant to put it in board thread of the day. Damn. |
vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Honestly, I don't know what to say. I'm torn between laughter and crying in a corner. Little blue NSFWEdit: Bah! Meant to put it in board thread of the day. Damn. That... was beautiful. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Ironwood
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And strangely relevant.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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My mind just revolted against my eyes.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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That's actual, physical proof that not a single person on the Blizzard staff actually looks at the realm forums.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Pococurante
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That's what I took away from it.
I would have written something like that when I was thirteen and wanted to gross out the girl in the next seat.
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El Gallo
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Hilarious. Would see again, was better than Cats etc.
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This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Train Wreck
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Forum griefing at its finest. (I think the bliz mod left it up there because it gave him a stubby.)
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