Um...

[Ironwood]

Hi.  Been in Portugal for ten days on holiday.  Reccomend it to anyone, really.  Feeling recharged and restored and a lot happier.

Seems like an awful lot has happened while I was away and I hope that everyone here is fine and well.  Really.  I hope you're all fine and that everyone is doing as well as they can.   Not going to comment on anything till next week, but I thought I'd drop in and say hi and howdy to you all.

Er.


That's it.



Um.

Something's missing.

Cunt Munchers.

Yeah, that's better.

[stray]

Cunt Munchers.

Yeah, that's better.

So the rage is merely contained then....But not exactly gone?

Anyways, Portugal sounds like a heap of fun.

Enjoy.

[schild]

Welcome back, if you aren't going to comment, why not talk about Portugal. One of the many places on my list of places I'd like to go to but probably never will.

[Signe]

There is no reason you can't go to Portugal or any other place on your list.  Don't be so "neg".

[schild]

The point was that the list is long and Portugal ain't near the top. Not because it's Portugal but because I've got odd taste. Chile, for example, is very close to the top.

[Ironwood]

Welcome back, if you aren't going to comment, why not talk about Portugal. One of the many places on my list of places I'd like to go to but probably never will.

Go.

You don't need me to talk about it.  Lovely people, beautiful country, great food, cheap drink.

Seriously, I can't talk about the serenity of my last ten days yet, it was so damn tranquil*.  I'd reccomend it to anyone.

Indeed, given the shite that's happening seemingly everywhere else, it was a Godsend.



* - Yes, there was wild nightlife if that's your thing.  And many, many, many, many, many, many, many hotties if you don't bring the wife.  Bollocks.

[Sky]

Portugal is a pretty fascinating place. I've been studying historical maps lately.

The language is odd imo.

[stray]

I've been studying historical maps lately.

Hey, I've got the same hobby. Bobby Slayton, games, guitars, now this...  :-D

[Yegolev]

Chile, for example, is very close to the top.

I know someone who went on vacation in Chile and came back with a finacee.  And a taste for guinea pig.

[stray]

If I made it to Argentina, I'd probably just stay and acquire a few dozen "fiancees", I think. Either that or New Zealand tops my list.

[Ironwood]

Portugal is a pretty fascinating place. I've been studying historical maps lately.

The language is odd imo.

It is.  You can't get the spanish 'bits' out of your head, which tends to fuck things up.  There's also the extremely distracting boobies.

Er...

[Merusk]

I've been studying historical maps lately.

Hey, I've got the same hobby. Bobby Slayton, games, guitars, now this...  :-D

...Names that both start with "S" and end with "Y"

OMG you're clones!

[Strazos]

Greece and Czech Republic top my list.

Amsterdam is up there, too.

[Hanzii]

Portugal is lovely. Stay well away from the Algarve coast - overun by British yobs and now the Russians too... (if you thought English tourists were bad, you've never met a Russian on his first charter trip).

Lagos, on the coast and 50 miles from the nearest airport is a cool place (at least it was, when I was Strazos age). Backpackers, girls, backpacker, girls, backpackers, girls and a few locals renting out their houses to backpackers and girls... hell, even backpacking girls.
I hung out with a bunch of crazys Americans, when I was there... and made out with the more sane Aussies, because the American girls were just too much effort.

... memories.

[Strazos]

the American girls were just too much effort.

lol


 

[Pococurante]

... because the American girls were just too much effort.

Commendable - a man's gotta know his limitations. ;)

[Ironwood]

Don't you mind them Hanzii - I knew exactly what you really meant.

[Pococurante]

French girls they want Cartier
     Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
     You can possibly imagine

[Merusk]

the American girls were just too much effort.

This is what happens when you're raised in a country where a boobie is worse than a garroting followed by a few gunshots to the face and then dancing on the corpse.  Girls raised and told for 18+ years that they were wrong and bad and immoral if they had sex and only slimy, vile men would want them after that.  That 'gift' of virginity is a precious egg that must be cradled and held to your breast before given away to that one 'special' person who'll cherish it rather than seeing you as a bit of tail.   Bah on that.

[stray]

the American girls were just too much effort.

This is what happens when you're raised in a country where a boobie is worse than a garroting followed by a few gunshots to the face and then dancing on the corpse.  Girls raised and told for 18+ years that they were wrong and bad and immoral if they had sex and only slimy, vile men would want them after that.  That 'gift' of virginity is a precious egg that must be cradled and held to your breast before given away to that one 'special' person who'll cherish it rather than seeing you as a bit of tail.   Bah on that.

That hard up, huh?

/boggle

Lol, what the hell was that?

[Merusk]

I'm married.  Contrary to popular myth, married folks tend to get more nookie than single folks.

That's just my understanding of Hanzii.

[Ironwood]

I think you were right about the slimy vile men.  Hell, I don't even wanna stick it in unless I'm good and slimy and vile.

[Hanzii]

the American girls were just too much effort.

lol

 

While I perfectly well understand your LOLing and smiley placement, it doesn't quite work. As opposed to you, I didn't give up completely and go sulk on a messageboard - I moved on to more worthwile targets and had a blast.

[Strazos]

Good for you.

I had nowhere to move on to.

Thanks.

[Furiously]

Nowhere to go but up...

(and for the mean people, no I don't mean out of his parent's basement).

[Ironwood]

the American girls were just too much effort.

lol

 

While I perfectly well understand your LOLing and smiley placement, it doesn't quite work. As opposed to you, I didn't give up completely and go sulk on a messageboard - I moved on to more worthwile targets and had a blast.

Er, what the fuck ?  What did I miss while on Holiday ?

[Shockeye]

Er, what the fuck ?  What did I miss while on Holiday ?

Nothing important, as usual.

[HaemishM]

Internet. Serious business.

[Ironwood]

Ok.  In the abscence of real information I'll just make my own shit up.

Due to Strazos not liking any women at all, he offered to paddle in Hanzii's mud puddle for a bit.  Hanzii, offended and loving husband and father to children, refused, whereapon the very very gay Strazos sulked away on the boards, posting only in Politics for a while, hiding his shame and fear for a time when he could properly use it, just like Colin Powell.


Am I close ??

[Strazos]

No.

I don't post in Politics much.

[Hanzii]

No.

I don't post in Politics much.

Best reply ever.

Ironwood, you disgust me.

[Signe]

Ladies!  Please, I implore you!  Give me a chance to make the jello this time!

[Strazos]

Ironwood, you disgust me.

Rigeur de jour.

[Ironwood]

No.

I don't post in Politics much.

Best reply ever.

Ironwood, you disgust me.

Already ?!?   I'm surprised.

(I thought it was a good reply too.)

[Shockeye]

No.

I don't post in Politics much.

You have posted 164 times in Politics, not counting threads that were moved to the Den.