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Shockeye
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on: September 07, 2005, 07:45:11 PM

Quote from: London Free Press
Concert urination charges laid

Free Press Staff      2005-09-07 02:22:28 

A rock fan faces several charges after two women were urinated on at a recent John Labatt Centre concert, London police announced yesterday.

The women felt liquid splashing against the backs of their legs at a Def Leppard concert Aug. 16, police said, and turned around to see a man behind them urinating. The disgusting incident, however, wasn't over there.

"It wasn't just once -- it was twice," Const. Amanda Pfeffer said. "The one girl saw it and minutes later, he did it again."

The women left their seats to get security guards, who were dealing with the man when two off-duty London police officers noticed the situation and got involved. The man was later charged.

Shawn Brenner, 36, of Kitchener is charged with two counts of assault and one count of committing an indecent act.
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Reply #1 on: September 07, 2005, 09:52:00 PM

This is London, Ontario, Canada, BTW. The town I threw grew up in.

Ah Canadians...at least he was pissing in a stadium named for a brewer, so it was likely the urine was simply rented beer.

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Reply #2 on: September 08, 2005, 09:18:13 AM

That is cause for justifiable homicide if ever there was one.

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Reply #3 on: September 09, 2005, 03:11:27 PM

Two off duty London cops ??


Lucky not to get seven in the head.

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Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 03:16:16 PM

Not London UK...

London, Canada.

Unless of course you know London, Canada, cops to be trigger happy?

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Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 03:24:45 PM

There's a London Canada ?

Sweet.

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Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 03:30:11 PM

Yes...London, Ontario, Canada.

About half way between Detroit and Toronto.

A Thames River runs through it.

It has a Victoria Park and Piccadilly Circus.

The main intersection in downtown is "Dundas and Richmond".

Though not the town or country of my birth, it is the town and country of my formative grade school and high school education, for which I am sincerely and eternally grateful...

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Reply #7 on: September 09, 2005, 03:33:17 PM

And yet it all sounds like someone yanking my chain.

 :-D

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Reply #8 on: September 09, 2005, 03:35:28 PM

London's main newspaper: the London Free Press

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Reply #9 on: September 09, 2005, 03:41:48 PM

With Sex Charges making front page as usual.  Everywhere in the world is the same.

And no matter where you go, there's some asshole.

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Shockeye
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Reply #10 on: September 09, 2005, 03:42:23 PM

And no matter where you go, there's some asshole.

I do try to get around.
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Reply #11 on: September 09, 2005, 04:54:58 PM

I think nearly every major city in England has a counterpart in Canada. Our cities are all named after either Native words, Explorer's names, or places in England.

I lived most of my life so far in Surrey.

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Reply #12 on: September 14, 2005, 12:14:58 PM

I lived most of my life so far in Surrey.

Homeless but with style eh!

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Reply #13 on: September 14, 2005, 02:02:57 PM

My God, is that a fringe on top ?

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Reply #14 on: September 15, 2005, 04:20:44 AM

I think nearly every major city in England has a counterpart in Canada. Our cities are all named after either Native words, Explorer's names, or places in England.

I lived most of my life so far in Surrey.

People suck at making-up names.  Look at your average MMO for any example.  Most towns in the US are named in the same fashion or after Forts or former land owners.  I live within a few mile radius of West Chester, Moscow, Versailles, Ft. Mitchell, Ft. Thomas, Cheviot, Montgomery, Clifton, Ludlow.  Then when you get out west there's a lot of them that are creativly named after local features that no longer exsist. "Dry Gulch" "Deadwood"

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Reply #15 on: September 15, 2005, 10:57:23 AM

My God, is that a fringe on top ?

Yup - Oklahoma is just next door after all...

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When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high steppin' strutters.
Nosey pokes'll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop!



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