Since you invited the mocking...
Here is my card pool:
Artifact:
1 Aladdin's Ring
1 Phyrexian Hulk
Land:
1 Urza's Mine
Black:
1 Bog Wraith
1 Coercion
1 Consume Spirit
1 Contaminated Bond
1 Dark Banishing
1 Enfeeblement
1 Fear
1 Giant Cockroach
1 Hollow Dogs
1 Looming Shade
1 Mind Rot
1 Ravenous Rats
1 Soul Feast
Blue:
1 Aven Windreader
1 Boomerang
1 Crafty Pathmage
1 Evacuation
1 Fishliver Oil
1 Flight
1 Horned Turtle
1 Levitation
1 Lumengrid Warden
1 Mana Leak
1 Remove Soul
1 Sage Aven
1 Sift
1 Thought Courier
Green:
1 Anaconda
1 Craw Wurm
1 Creeping Mold
1 Elvish Berserker
1 Giant Growth
1 Giant Spider
1 Llanowar Elves
1 Naturalize
1 Reclaim
1 Rootwalla
1 Stream of Life
1 Verduran Enchantress
1 Wood Elves
1 Zodiac Monkey
Red:
1 Balduvian Barbarians
1 Firebreathing
1 Flowstone Shambler
1 Goblin Piker
1 Hill Giant
1 Orcish Artillery
1 Panic Attack
1 Raging Goblin
1 Seething Song
1 Shatter
1 Volcanic Hammer
1 Whip Sergeant
White:
1 Circle of Protection: Red
1 Demystify
1 Foot Soldiers
1 Mending Hands
1 Pacifism
1 Pegasus Charger
1 Samite Healer
1 Sanctum Guardian
1 Serra's Blessing
1 Suntail Hawk
1 Veteran Cavalier
1 Warrior's Honor
1 Weathered Wayfarer
1 Wildfire
Here is my first deck:
Artifact:
1 Phyrexian Hulk
Land:
8 Forest
7 Island
1 Urza's Mine
Blue:
1 Boomerang
1 Evacuation
1 Flight
1 Horned Turtle
1 Levitation
1 Lumengrid Warden
1 Mana Leak
1 Remove Soul
1 Sage Aven
1 Sift
1 Thought Courier
Green:
1 Anaconda
1 Craw Wurm
1 Creeping Mold
1 Elvish Berserker
1 Giant Growth
1 Giant Spider
1 Llanowar Elves
1 Naturalize
1 Reclaim
1 Rootwalla
1 Stream of Life
1 Verduran Enchantress
You may now mock me
Good Stuff
White: Peg. Charger, Pacifism, Weathered Wayf
Blue: Aven Windreader, Thought Courier, Sift, maybe levitation
Green: Anaconda, Giant Growth, Giant Spider, Llan Elves, Rootwalla
Red: Orc. Artillery, Volcanic Hammer
Black: Bog Wraith, Consume Spirit, Dark Banishing, Enfeeblement
Things to mock in your deck:
Flight: Crap. Another creature is better
Evacuation: Crap. Your opponent can replay his creatures before you.
Sage Avegen and Lumegrid Warden: These cards are (barely) playable but a good sign you should be looking in another color.
Elvish Berserker: A 1/1 with a bad ability = bad. Zodiac monkey, a 2/1 for 1G with possible evasion = much better.
Stream of Life: Very rarely, a lifegain card is worth playing because it is either extremely cost effiecient or repeatable. This is not one of those cards.
Urza's Mine: Maybe pretty to look, at but you will never, ever want to see it in a low-land opening hand. Can only hurt your deck, never help it.
What I would build:
Green is decent, as you noticed
1 Anaconda
1 Craw Wurm
1 Giant Growth
1 Giant Spider
1 Llanowar Elves
1 Naturalize
1 Reclaim - I don't always play this unless I'm low on creature removal, like your deck is. Use this for getting back Volcanic Hammer and Dark Banishing.
1 Rootwalla
1 Verduran Enchantress
1 Zodiac Monkey
1 Wood Elves - Not great but playable, and you have a few high casting cost creatures that can use it.
Creeping Mold is out because you already have naturalize, and you can always sideboard it back in if you need to.
Your Blue is too thin and lacks removal. I'd go Black instead
1x Dark Banishing
1x Consume Spirit
1x Bog Wratih
1x Coercion - average card, good to side in if they have some bomb you otherwise have trouble with
1x Hollow Dogs - average creature filler
1x Enfeeblement
1x Giant Cochroach
1x Looming Shade - very average. Be sure to pump one point at a time, to avoid cards like shock if all the pumps are on the stack.
1x Rav. Rats
1x Mind Rot
Red:
1x Volcanic Hammer - Splashing for even a single burn spell is usually worth it, especially in a slow format like sealed (which is what league is)
Artifacts:
1x Phy Hulk - A nice fat body, this guy usually makes the maindeck.
I'm not sure about the Ring. It'll win you some stalemates, but it'll also sit dead in your hand for at least 8-10 turns most games. I say leave it out.
Land:
8 Forest
8 Swamp
1 Mountain
When I splash a color, like red for the Hammer, I like to have at least two mana sources (be it a land or something like rampant growth), but both green and black are greedy here. I thought about splashing for the pacifism but I don't think the mana base can support it. Maybe if you get another pacifism or a Master Decoy in a later pack.