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Topic: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! (Read 1472 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Suicide bid after sex with goat01/09/2005 12:50 - (SA) Nairobi - Kenyan police have arrested a man accused of strangling to death a goat with which he was having sex in a region where reported acts of bestiality are increasing, officials said on Thursday. The 22-year-old suspect, who tried to kill himself after being caught with the female goat in Kenya's central Rift Valley province, is to be charged with attempted suicide and "engaging in unnatural acts", they said. "The goat died as a result of strangulation," said Ndaya Ngalia, a local government official in the province's Bomet district where the assault took place overnight on Tuesday. After being scared off by the goat's owner and neighbours, the man hid but was discovered by villagers at whom he threw stones before running away and jumping into a pond in an apparent bid to take his life, said Ngalia. The incident, first made public by the state-run Kenyan News Agency (KNA), is the second known case of such behaviour in the past three months in Bomet where villagers say largely unreported acts of bestiality may be a growing trend. In June, a cobbler suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged residents after being caught having sex with a female sheep. The man, who witnesses said had earlier been seen having sex with a dog, admitted assaulting the ewe. District commissioner Samuel Otieno, however, downplayed fears that Bomet is winning a dubious reputation as a hub of bestiality. "These things happen all over the world, there is nothing peculiar about Bomet," he said. |
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WayAbvPar
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At least it was a female goat. Having sex with a male goat would have been deviant.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Sky
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Attempted suicide should not be illegal imo. If they don't want to be around, so be it. I mean...the guy was a goatfucker, for crissakes.
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Yegolev
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The real threat is obviously sorcerous cobblers.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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voodoolily
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The real threat is obviously sorcerous cobblers.
AAAAHHH!! My shoes! They are cursed! |
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WayAbvPar
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I don't know about sorcerous, but cobblers can be enchanting-  Yummy. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Yegolev
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I hope this comes out. I can't see it due to the corporate filter.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Yegolev
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Looks like my first blind image post was successful, huzzah!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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