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Topic: All things Uwe Boll (Read 20933 times)
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Wolf
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Uwe Boll is featured frequently :) If he was featured more than 4 times, there's a problem. We saw one of them twice... so yeah. I think it was Alone in the Dark... There was a perfectly reasonable explanation for that, which unfortunatly eludes me right now. In other news - Yegolev make your next post count. Bide your time.... |
As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Furiously
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Bring your stomach...
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HaemishM
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/sadf for Billy Zane post Demon Knight.
Le sigh.
Does anyone have a link to that Dungeon Siege trailer that's out which manages to suck, blow and die all at the same time?
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schild
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No, but I have a link to the trailer for Ultraviolet. Basically Equilibrium with Milla Jovavich and a sword instead of Christian Bale and gun. Yea, it's done by the same guy. Dialogue is assy, but it'll be fantasticLinky. |
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HaemishM
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Tasty. That looks like what Aeon Flux should have been.
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Wolf
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Tasty. That looks like what Aeon Flux should have been.
That was what I was thinking while watching it. Or I just had a hard on for Mila  The only problem I can think of with this movie is that Mila's character is called Violet, hence Ultra-violet. Lame. |
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« Last Edit: January 17, 2006, 02:34:22 PM by Wolf »
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Evil Elvis
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Ultraviolet is going to be the best thing since The Matrix: Revolutions!
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Samwise
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The stuff in that trailer alone was better than anything in Revolutions. Revolutions wasn't even pretty to look at.
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Der Helm
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Trippy
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Uwe Boll touching Metal Gear would open a hole in the fabric of space time which even Vin Diesel could not repair.
No Dr. Boll on Metal Gear Solid movie: Kojima on Uwe Boll: "It's impossible" |
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HaemishM
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Uwe Boll touching Metal Gear would open a hole in the fabric of space time which even Vin Diesel could not repair.
No Dr. Boll on Metal Gear Solid movie: Kojima on Uwe Boll: "It's impossible""ME NO RIKEY BOLLERS! FUKA HIM!" |
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Signe
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He's waving a sword around while shouting that, isn't he? That really made me laugh, especially since Righ read it to me with an accent.
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Raging Turtle
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I totally thought that was a picture of you until I read this. He looks like a normal guy. |
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Simond
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You were expecting horns, a forked tongue and slitted pupils perhaps?
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HaemishM
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You were expecting horns, a forked tongue and slitted pupils perhaps?
That's his underskin. |
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Der Helm
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I thank this thread for my new avatar.
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I totally thought that was a picture of you until I read this. He looks like a normal guy. Somehow I feel insulted  |
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schild
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Somehow I feel insulted Ya know, he wouldn't have made the mistake if your avatar was a closeup of Boll's eyes. Then we could've seen the deadlights. |
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Signe
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I thought it was Mika Hakkinen.
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HaemishM
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Llava
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In a lot of ways, his movies are very profound.
I never know what to say after seeing one of the trailers for the first time. I feel as though my eyes have been opened, and I've become more aware of the world than I was before- that it is an awful, awful place.
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Rasix
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I hate you. I was having a bad enough day before watching that. Burt Reynolds looked like he was in pain in every scene. Matthew Lillard looked like he wanted nothing more in life than to be another Freddy Prinze Jr. movie. Jason Stratham is a kung fu farmer. And now playing the role of Ben Kingsley: Ray Liota. Someone garrotte me with a piece of floss, please. |
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Furiously
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how is darknesss worse then madness?
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Zetleft
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Why Ray Liotta..... why.
But damn there is nothing funnier then seeing Mathew Lillared yelping out "I am your king". Unintentionally hilarious. I am so usting that image as an avatar soon.
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HaemishM
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how is darknesss worse then madness?
Because you know, it's darker and stuff. |
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schild
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Samwise
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After Far Cry, maybe I'll go away from videogame-based movies. And everybody can be really happy about it. That is the most insightful thing I have ever heard him say. The part about everyone being really happy. |
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Fabricated
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Oh man. Burt. Burt. God, why Burt. Why couldn't you have simply been caught with a transvestite hooker and an 8-ball? |
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Llava
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"I'm in the movie - Uwe Boll will play a minor part. I get killed by my 'Boll haters'," he explains. So will he be getting real, er, Boll haters to play themselves?
"Absolutely! I don't have a problem with that," Boll says. "I think I'd get thousands of extras doing that, coming to the set to track me down and lynch me!" And so my acting career begins! |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Abagadro
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I kept thinking two things during that trailor:
1) Master Thespian- "Acting!"
2) When they were swinging on the vines: "I'm coming!" (MST3K fans will understand and know the voice to use with this)
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Sky
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That interview is pretty funny stuff.
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Furiously
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I kept thinking two things during that trailor:
1) Master Thespian- "Acting!"
2) When they were swinging on the vines: "I'm coming!" (MST3K fans will understand and know the voice to use with this)
The swinging on the vines cracked me up mostly because they didn't look at all like trees that should have vines. |
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HaemishM
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Uwe Boll makes Serek Dmart and SirBruce look sane by comparison. |
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Uwe Boll makes Serek Dmart and SirBruce look sane by comparison. Why don't you just say Hastur and complete the trifecta? |
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stu
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Necro! A new Uwe Boll interview at Rotten Tomatoes: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/postal/news/1730319/He's hyping the release of Postal and talks about how Costner almost played the lead in Dungeon Seige, lol.
... it's not that I'm happy with the theatrical performance of my movies in the U.S. It's always interesting for me to see that outside the U.S. the movie is working. Dungeon Siege, like every single country it got released in, stayed three weeks in the top ten: Germany, Austria, Russia, Greece, Turkey...we stayed three weeks in the top ten in Germany and beat American Gangster, for example, and smashed Beowulf in the same weekend -- it's kind of strange, right? This is what I think: in the U.S. I don't get a decent release at all from the beginning on. If you would put $50 million in advertising in Dungeon Siege and have a real studio releasing it, it would also make a $50- or $60 million box office.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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