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Flashman
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on: August 14, 2005, 06:28:11 PM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/science/story/0,12996,1549210,00.html

'Severe shortage' of sperm donors

Ian Sample, science correspondent
Monday August 15, 2005

Government plans to make fertility treatment more accessible to single women and lesbian couples are likely to be ineffective because of a severe shortage of sperm donors, a leading fertility expert has told the Guardian.

"We are seeing longer and longer waiting lists because of the loss of anonymity," Prof Ledger said. "The situation has become so bad, that we are looking at importing anonymous sperm from abroad."
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Get to work lads, you don't want foreign sperm invading your shores!


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Reply #1 on: August 14, 2005, 06:43:48 PM

"We are seeing longer and longer waiting lists because of the loss of anonymity," Prof Ledger said. "The situation has become so bad, that we are looking at importing anonymous sperm from abroad."

Importing sperm? I bet that screening process will be flawless.

/sadf.
Signe
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Reply #2 on: August 14, 2005, 06:54:38 PM

British men have no sperm.  It's a fact.  None of their children are their own.

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schild
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Reply #3 on: August 14, 2005, 07:04:27 PM

British men have no sperm.  It's a fact.  None of their children are their own.

This doesn't have anything to do with teeth, does it?
Velorath
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Reply #4 on: August 14, 2005, 07:13:51 PM

British men have no sperm.  It's a fact.  None of their children are their own.

This doesn't have anything to do with teeth, does it?

I'm guessing someone's been dumping estrogen in their water supplies for the past few decades which is why Brits tend to be so effeminate.
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Reply #5 on: August 14, 2005, 07:20:26 PM

I feel the need to post this:

NSFW - End of World.

Right-o.
stray
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Reply #6 on: August 14, 2005, 08:38:43 PM

He calls himself a Californian, but he sounds more like Father Guido Sarducci. What kind of accent is that?
Ironwood
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Reply #7 on: August 15, 2005, 03:13:33 AM

Serious question here, give it some thought :


Why don't you all fuck off ?

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Signe
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Reply #8 on: August 15, 2005, 06:49:47 AM

Somebody woke up on the cranky side of the bed! 

Can I touch you?  Am I bothering you?  Can I touch you?  Am I bothering you?

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MrHat
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Reply #9 on: August 15, 2005, 07:26:56 AM

I feel the need to post this:

NSFW - End of World.

Right-o.

That's safe for work if there's swearing at work.
NiX
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Reply #10 on: August 16, 2005, 12:39:18 AM

Serious question here, give it some thought :


Why don't you all fuck off ?


Must be the estrogen.
Nevermore
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Reply #11 on: August 16, 2005, 05:50:39 AM

I bet they don't have that problem here!

Over and out.
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Reply #12 on: August 17, 2005, 11:36:17 AM

I feel the need to post this:

NSFW - End of World.

Right-o.

But I am le tired.

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