Boss Hog Blogs

[voodoolily]

Here's Boss Hogg's Blog.

I was southern born to dirty sharecroppers and raised up poor as a skinny pup sucking on a old dry tit.

And, evidently, not a fan of Jessica Simpson. Consarnit!

[HaemishM]

Wow. Just... wow.

[WayAbvPar]

I'd still hit it.

[jinxer]

I'd still hit it.

So would I!  Have you seen that video of her, bopping around in those shorts and boots??  Shoooooot, boydoggie!

[Yegolev]

I'd still hit it.

Well, yeah.  I'm sure Boss Hogg would as well.

[WayAbvPar]

So would I!  Have you seen that video of her, bopping around in those shorts and boots??  Shoooooot, boydoggie!

Regrettably, I have only seen screencaps. I shall endeavor to right that injustice with all due haste.

[schild]

There's a decent res divx version out there. Or that's what they tell me.

[Strazos]

I thought the car wash scene was a bit gratuitous.

She was still hot.

[Pococurante]

Wow - for $32k I could have my own General Lee.

[Strazos]

You could also get a superior late-60's pony car also for $32k. A very Nice one at that.

And for a few grand more, you can get a 2007 (or 2008?) SVT Shelby GT500.

[Yegolev]

Of you could get a modern car for $32k.  I am tired of driving old cars.  Gimme convenience and luxury... and working doors.

Edited cause I suck.

[stray]

I'll take the 67 for $32k



*Yeah right*

[Strazos]

Yum...Yes please.

[HaemishM]

I thought the car wash scene was a bit gratuitous.

She was still hot.

The whole fucking video was gratuitious, especially the music, which made a cheesy song shitty. It's the kind of video you watch with the sound muted.

[Pococurante]

And for a few grand more, you can get a 2007 (or 2008?) SVT Shelby GT500.

Bah it has something approaching decent lines but I want something with balls that sounds like King Kong in heat.



Too many of today's muscle has the horse but they sound like vacuum cleaners.  HEPA-compliant vacuums that apologize when they belch.

[Strazos]

I want a car, not a boat. 

And if you don't like the way the stock exhaust sounds, replace it.

Also, I hope you are not confusing "ricers" with "today's muscle."

[Pococurante]

One person's boat is another's long, sleek, and macho.  With a racing suspension their's nothing slushy about the handling.

The GT has the lines but it's stubby.  Even so it visually beats out the travesty that Pontiac calls their current Ge.. Gee... gawd I can't bring myself to even say it.



Disgusting.

[Strazos]

I agree that the Pontiac is a travesty.

It's supposed to be a premium model. It looks like a standard GrandPrix, mostly.

Sports cars don't use the same fucking bodies as daily driver family cars for a reason....




Because they are ugly.

[schild]

If prototype cars ever see the light of day, my dream car is the Jaguar F-Type.



All glass roof? Nearly no blind spot? Yes and Yes. Love you long time.

[Pococurante]

The Goat God "overheard" this thread-jacking.  Of course no pictures.  I'm stunned the Australians are to blame for the boring models.  Changes my worldview.

Yes that F-Type is sweet.  A little too much of the vette silhouette but overall very nice lines.  Nice referback to the Es.  Nothing attracted the ladies like me tooling around in my old man's 1978 XJS ragtop.

[Hanzii]

What's with all the American cars? Isn't the Ford GT the only good looking American car ever built?

[schild]

Here ya go Hanzii. A BMW concept car:

[Pococurante]

Someone dropped their bar of steelbrushed soap.

[schild]

Someone dropped their bar of steelbrushed soap.

It is quite ugly, isn't it?

[Bunk]

What's with all the American cars? Isn't the Ford GT the only good looking American car ever built?

Blashphemer!

[Hanzii]

Here ya go Hanzii. A BMW concept car:

Yes, because when we think of beauty we immediately turn to the germans...















... well, actually my boss' '71 Porsche 911 is quite lovely.

[Paelos]

69 Judge? Yeah I'll take two thanks.

[Strazos]

If prototype cars ever see the light of day, my dream car is the Jaguar F-Type.

I know, too bad prototype chasis and VIN numbers are not street legal. 

And Hanzii, you may excuse yourself. There Are some pretty American cars, as well as European cars.

It's the Japanese who don't have many gorgeous cars.

[schild]

It's the Japanese who don't have many gorgeous cars.

Yea, the RX-7, Supra, and NSX sure are ugly. The Japanese have just as many beautiful cars, just not as many classic muscle beautiful cars. Because we bombed them to hell and back. If they were making cars as long as us I'm sure they'd have them too.

[Strazos]

Notice the use of the modifier "many."

I'm not convinced the Asian manufacturers do muscle anyway.

[stray]

Have you guys driven a new GTO though? They may not be too pretty on the outside, but they still have balls.

If only they looked like the Ram Air:

[Daeven]

I know, too bad prototype chasis and VIN numbers are not street legal. 

And Hanzii, you may excuse yourself. There Are some pretty American cars, as well as European cars.

It's the Japanese who don't have many gorgeous cars.

I do believe the term you are groping for is 'Psycho'

[stray]

Nevermind

[Strazos]

I'm still on the fence with the RX9.

[stray]

My neighbor just bought an RX-8. Seems like a fun little car. I can barely fit in it though.