Hot Coffee, Rockstar & the ESRB.

[Shockeye]

It seems there's a patch out there for the PC version of GTA: San Andreas to "unlock" sex.

I have no idea if it works or not since I don't have the game.

Remember, if you're going to play, play safe.

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Author : PatrickW (patrickw@gtagames.nl)
Co-Authors : Craig Kostelecky
Hammer83
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rating : 18+
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With this mod you will be able to unlock the uncensored
interactive sex-games with your girlfriends in San Andreas.
Rockstar build all this stuff in the game, but decided to
disable it in their final release for unknown reasons.
And now this mod enables these sex-games again, so now you
can enjoy the full experience.

This package contains two versions of this mod:
* the quick action version, that will bring you quickly to the
action, but may spoil your gameplay.
* the gameplay friendly version, that will show you the action,
but doesn't influence the game-play. Now you must play the game
until you unlock a girlfriend and get her to go drink coffee with you.

[schild]

Stupid.

Oh, and I bet it's not nearly as good as the God of War one.

[Samwise]

I got the first girlfriend up past 50% yesterday, so "coffee" is a sure thing at this point.  I'll give this a whirl.  I'm sure it'll be entertaining at least once.

[Shockeye]

I got the first girlfriend up past 50% yesterday, so "coffee" is a sure thing at this point.  I'll give this a whirl.  I'm sure it'll be entertaining at least once.

I salute you, sir.

[Samwise]

All right, I used the version of the mod that works on existing savegames so as not to have to do any work, and it worked like a charm.  The sex minigame is better than the gym minigame or the dance minigame, I'll give it that.  And yes, it's pretty explicit.  I can see why they cut it from the game, since it would've earned it an AO rating for sure.

The minigame consists of pushing the up and down keys in time with CJ's thrusts.  If you match the rhythm, the "excitement" meter goes higher and the rhythm gets faster, until you... um... win.  You can also switch positions (three to choose from, guess which ones) and camera angles, though I don't think this has any impact on the "game" as such.

[Signe]

WOO HOO!

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[Shockeye]

Should I even be asking if there's any Dirty Sanchez action?

[schild]

I bet you can hit 'a' to fruitbasket.

Affleck puts the 'a' in fruitbasket.

[Shockeye]

Affleck puts the 'a' in fruitbasket.

No, he puts his nuts on Kevin Smith.

[Daydreamer]

The minigame consists of pushing the up and down keys in time with CJ's thrusts.  If you match the rhythm, the "excitement" meter goes higher and the rhythm gets faster, until you... um... win.  You can also switch positions (three to choose from, guess which ones) and camera angles, though I don't think this has any impact on the "game" as such.

Missionary, Doggie Style, and Girl-on-top?

[Furiously]

No Donkeypunching?

[Daydreamer]

I vote for adding teabagging in GTA4

[schild]

I vote for every character to be renamed Ron Mexico and have only one special ability. Cleveland Steamers.

This conversation has gone to a bad place.

[Signe]

The last three posts are complete gibberish to me.  That's the second f13 thread this morning that stopped making any sense.  I'm a bit afraid to read on.   :-(

[Megrim]

... ZING!

[HaemishM]

But does it give with the money shot?

[WayAbvPar]

But does it give with the money shot?

I would be surprised if it didn't have a targeting reticule.

[Alluvian]

The player models in GTA are so butt ugly though.  I would be massively creeped out seeing any of them naked.  I don't get the interest outside of a schoolyard gigglefest.

[voodoolily]

How is this better than a tampon string?  :-D

The player models in GTA are so butt ugly though. I would be massively creeped out seeing any of them naked. I don't get the interest outside of a schoolyard gigglefest.

What, a pair of 20-sided die for tits isn't hawt anymore?

[Yegolev]

What, a pair of 20-sided die for tits isn't hawt anymore?

It is, but not in the way you are thinking.

[voodoolily]

heehee.

Geodesic, baby!

[schild]

Hillary Clinton to take on Rockstar over Hot Coffee

Washington, DC press conference Thursday will see the New York Senator call for a Federal Trade Commission inquiry into the San Andreas mod.
Tomorrow in the country's capital, Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) will call on the Federal Trade Commission to launch an inquiry into the "Hot Coffee" mod, sources have told GameSpot.


Clinton, a vociferous critic of violence in the media, will be joined by David Walsh, president and founder of the National Institute on Media and the Family; Mary Bissell, fellow at the New America Foundation; and Kiersten Stewart, director of public policy for the Family Violence Prevention Fund.

Clinton is expected to call on the FTC to determine who is responsible for the Hot Coffee mod, a modification that unlocks sexually explicit minigames in Rockstar's recently published PC version of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

While the game is rated M, and therefore not readily sold to those below the age of 17, the mod is easily available online.

A statement distributed by the Senator's office this afternoon sets the scene, stating that "following recent reports revealing that the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has graphic pornographic content which may be unlocked by following instructions on the Internet, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will hold a press conference to discuss legislative solutions to keep inappropriate video game content out of the hands of young people." The statement makes no mention of asking the FTC to step in, but sources tell GameSpot that this request will be the centerpiece of the Senator's plea tomorrow.

Although there are far more outspoken politicians when it comes to regulating game content inappropriate for children, this is not the first time Clinton has looked into the issue. On her official Web site, Clinton lists "fighting the culture of sex and violence in the media" as part of her platform, and in March, she joined with Senators Joe Lieberman (D-CT), Sam Brownback (R-KS), and Rick Santorum (R-PA) to cosponsor legislation seeking $90 million over five years for research into how viewing different types of media (television, video games, and the Internet in particular) affects children's development.

Clinton plans on holding the press event at 10am in Room 485 of the Russell Senate Office Building.

The Great White Hope she is not.

[Paelos]

Please just let her run for Prez. The Daily Show commentary alone would be worth it.

[Samwise]

the mod is easily available online.

I wonder how long it'll take them to find out that live-action and uncensored porn is also available online.

[HaemishM]

I must ask the Christians on this board to forgive me for my upcoming outburst. Since they are Christians, I know they will, or Jesus will hate them or something.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HILLARY, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A GODDAMN DOUCHEBAG.

[Shockeye]

I must ask the Christians on this board to forgive me for my upcoming outburst. Since they are Christians, I know they will, or Jesus will hate them or something.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HILLARY, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A GODDAMN DOUCHEBAG.

And remember folks, Haemish would've voted for her.

[HaemishM]

Your ass. I'd have wasted my vote on Nader on one of those other loonies from the no-name parties rather than vote for that uptight cunt.

[Samwise]

I might have voted for her out of morbid curiosity.  Might have.  No longer.

[Dren]

the mod is easily available online.

I wonder how long it'll take them to find out that live-action and uncensored porn is also available online.

Or how long it will take them to realize that you can't play a mod by itself.  Um, you have to go buy that rated M game first!  That section of the article made me seriously stop and feel several braincells die before moving on.

[Samwise]

I think the key point here, even accepting the ludicrous premise that an "MA" game can't show two people dry humping (which is really all it is unless you modify the player models as well), is that the game does not in fact ship with this gameplay.  The mod is a third-party creation that you have to go seek out on the Intertron.  Holding Rockstar responsible for something a third-party mod does is asinine.

[voodoolily]

I suspect she's just pulling a Jimmy Carter on everyone. Look who she's pairing with in drafting this legislation, for crissakes. I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Besides, nothing can ever really be done to stop people from accessing anything they want on the intarthing anyway, so it seems like an obvious way for her to garner support from conservatives. Support she'll sorely need.

[Paelos]

I suspect she's just pulling a Jimmy Carter on everyone. Look who she's pairing with in drafting this legislation, for crissakes. I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Besides, nothing can ever really be done to stop people from accessing anything they want on the intarthing anyway, so it seems like an obvious way for her to garner support from conservatives. Support she'll sorely need.

There is no actual "conservative" in the United States who will swing to a Clinton vote. She runs, expect an amazing voter turnout in favor of the Republicans assuming Satan himself is not on the ballot.

[voodoolily]

Heh, touche. What I meant was moderate Republicans and conservative Dems (where I come from, liberals vote for Nader).

Were you saying that if Satan were on the ballot, he'd win? 

[Paelos]

Heh, touche. What I meant was moderate Republicans and conservative Dems (where I come from, liberals vote for Nader).

Were you saying that if Satan were on the ballot, he'd win? 

I think it'd come down to Florida again.

[Murgos]

Well, in that case it would be hmm, Satan.

C'mon we elected a Bush named J.E.B. as Governor how many terms in a row now?