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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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550 gerbils rescued from houseMORE than 550 gerbils have been rescued from a one-bedroom bungalow, the RSPCA said today. The animals were discovered being kept in cages, tanks and ad hoc containers including wine boxes and washing-up bowls at the property in Portsmouth. Some of the containers were stacked more than 6ft high in all rooms of the house, including the bathroom, bedroom, lounge and hallway. RSPCA inspector Mick Garrity added: "The male and female gerbils had not been separated so they were continuing to just breed and breed." |
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They will have to rename the species in order for the Richard Gere/gerbil jokes to ever stop. Even then, it will probably go something along the lines of-
MORE than 550 fuzzies have been rescued from a one-bedroom bungalow, the RSPCA said today. Fuzzies, known as gerbils to Richard Gere...
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Because scientists are geeks, they'll just call them tribbles.
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Paelos
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Because scientists are geeks, they'll just call them tribbles.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Man charged for sex with rabbit12/08/2005 10:40 - (SA) Sydney - A New Zealand businessman was arrested and charged with bestiality on Friday after police found 17 dead rabbits and a guinea pig in a central Sydney office building. Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, was arrested shortly after midnight in a vacant office adjacent to his own office in central Sydney, police said. McMahon, who lives in suburban Sydney, appeared in court later on Friday and was charged with one count of bestiality with a rabbit. He also faces 18 counts of aggravated animal cruelty involving rabbits and a guinea pig between July 20 and Thursday, and two charges of possessing cannabis, police said. McMahon did not enter a plea and was remanded in custody to reappear in court on August 19. The Australian news agency AAP said McMahon's attorney, Douglas Marr, declined to comment on the case outside court. |
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Was there a copious supply of duct tape found at the scene? Wow, I even grossed out myself.  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Murgos
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Man charged for sex with rabbit12/08/2005 10:40 - (SA) The Australian news agency AAP said McMahon's attorney, Douglas Marr, declined to comment on the case outside court. What's he going to say? "Err, no my client doesn't really like to fuck rabbits to death, it's all just a huge misunderstanding. Really, he's a very nice person." |
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Furiously
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Lummiewinks!
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Man charged for sex with rabbit12/08/2005 10:40 - (SA) The Australian news agency AAP said McMahon's attorney, Douglas Marr, declined to comment on the case outside court. What's he going to say? "Err, no my client doesn't really like to fuck rabbits to death, it's all just a huge misunderstanding. Really, he's a very nice person." Some of the blame has to go to the provocative way the rabbit was dressed...  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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