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SuperPopTart
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on: July 20, 2005, 10:21:16 AM

So.

A new game:

Who deserves YOUR kidney!

Who on the F13 boards would you give your kidney to?



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Reply #1 on: July 20, 2005, 10:24:48 AM

I'd donate some fava beans and a nice chianti.


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Reply #2 on: July 20, 2005, 10:26:09 AM

*bumpfuzzle* 

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Reply #3 on: July 20, 2005, 10:26:34 AM

I would prefer to loan out a different organ. I will need it back though.

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Reply #4 on: July 20, 2005, 10:26:53 AM

The realdoll gets my kidney.

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Reply #5 on: July 20, 2005, 10:26:57 AM

I'd have to say Sky. It'd probably fail for everyone else.
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Reply #6 on: July 20, 2005, 10:30:37 AM

This might just be a trainstop on the path to oblivion, but what the hell..

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Reply #7 on: July 20, 2005, 10:31:24 AM

You lot can have all my organs... if you're willing to wait until I'm brain-dead.  Righ would always get my heart, WUA gets my middle finger and Daydreamer gets the bit he needs to become a man.  Everything else is up for grabs.

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Reply #8 on: July 20, 2005, 10:35:28 AM

You lot can have all my organs... if you're willing to wait until I'm brain-dead.  Righ would always get my heart, WUA gets my middle finger and Daydreamer gets the bit he needs to become a man.  Everything else is up for grabs.

I just want to pick your brain. Is that OK?
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Reply #9 on: July 20, 2005, 11:02:00 AM

Any of you are welcome to my kidney.  The doctor says that the blood leakage isn't too serious, but you'll have to get used to the change in the color of your urine.

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Reply #10 on: July 20, 2005, 11:20:24 AM

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Reply #11 on: July 20, 2005, 11:30:23 AM

You lot can have all my organs... if you're willing to wait until I'm brain-dead.  Righ would always get my heart, WUA gets my middle finger and Daydreamer gets the bit he needs to become a man.  Everything else is up for grabs.

I just want to pick your brain. Is that OK?

Err... it depends on what you mean by "pick".

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Reply #12 on: July 20, 2005, 04:14:40 PM

You lot can have all my organs... if you're willing to wait until I'm brain-dead.  Righ would always get my heart, WUA gets my middle finger and Daydreamer gets the bit he needs to become a man.  Everything else is up for grabs.

I just want to pick your brain. Is that OK?

Err... it depends on what you mean by "pick".

I mean it in the non lethal way.

*Crosspost* You are an Ent (although you masquerade as a Coffee Klatch). I figured that there's much to learn.
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Reply #13 on: July 20, 2005, 04:52:07 PM

The people who would get my kidney. Aside from Haemish.

Signe
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The rest if you get like an eye. Or a liver. Maybe a spleen or some bone marrow.

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Reply #14 on: July 20, 2005, 04:55:46 PM

This might just be a trainstop on the path to oblivion, but what the hell..

You know, Rasix...

You should look on the bright side of life.

At least the post didn't derail into a grief thread.




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Reply #15 on: July 20, 2005, 05:46:00 PM

Are you trolling?
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Reply #16 on: July 20, 2005, 06:31:42 PM

Yep. Do I get a ban?

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Reply #17 on: July 20, 2005, 06:36:02 PM

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Reply #18 on: July 20, 2005, 08:43:21 PM

Signe gets my kidney, because she had nice things to say about me once upon a time.

The rest of you get my eyes, which have seen far to much because of this site.  :-D

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Reply #19 on: July 20, 2005, 10:45:44 PM

I'd give Signe my left testicle.
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Reply #20 on: July 20, 2005, 11:15:26 PM

I'd give Signe my left testicle.

I'm quite certain Righ wouldn't like that. But you never know.
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Reply #21 on: July 21, 2005, 03:17:28 AM

Well, she already said everything else on her body was "up for grabs."  If she wasn't hinting towards boobs, then what else could that have possibly meant?  What else, I ask you?

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Reply #22 on: July 21, 2005, 03:33:01 AM

I'd offer my kidney to whoever was willing to give me alot, more then many, multiple monies! None of yous is getting that baby for free.

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Reply #23 on: July 21, 2005, 04:06:09 AM

I'd give Signe my left testicle.

I'm quite certain Righ wouldn't like that. But you never know.

Righ wouldn't mind.  He's a Scot, you know.  He has eaten Haggis. (insert forgotten vomiting emoticon here)

As for Llava... your mind has become broken.

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Reply #24 on: July 21, 2005, 08:18:01 AM


I see very few similarities between that thread and this one.


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Reply #25 on: July 21, 2005, 08:27:59 AM

Not sure anyone would want my organs, they could make good party jokes though.

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Reply #26 on: July 21, 2005, 09:23:13 AM

Could they be novelty even?
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Reply #27 on: July 21, 2005, 09:28:38 AM

Not sure anyone would want my organs, they could make good party jokes though.

I would wear your kidney on my head for silly hat day!  Woo hoo!

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Reply #28 on: July 21, 2005, 09:32:54 AM

You could use my liver as a Futon. Or at least you could have back when I was drinking heavily (read: single). It rarely gets a good workout anymore. On the bright side, I can get out of bed before 10 am on weekends without wanting to take my own life.

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Reply #29 on: July 21, 2005, 01:37:48 PM

The people who would get my kidney. Aside from Haemish.

Signe
Shockeye
Nix
Strazos
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Voodoolily

The rest if you get like an eye. Or a liver. Maybe a spleen or some bone marrow.

Aww, you're such a sweet-pea! I'm honored to receive your hypothetical kidney. I'd give you my bone marrow!

Edit: actually, you could have my kidney. Bone marrow grows back, so what is it good for?
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Reply #30 on: July 21, 2005, 01:41:02 PM

Bone marrow grows back, so what is it good for?

I hear it's really good on toast.
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Reply #31 on: July 21, 2005, 01:46:52 PM

Wait.  What?  Kidneys don't grow back?

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Reply #32 on: July 21, 2005, 01:47:54 PM

According to Anthony Bourdain, it tastes like the best butter in the world.


Any testers?

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Reply #33 on: July 21, 2005, 01:48:18 PM

Wait.  What?  Kidneys don't grow back?

That's not what Tom Cruise has been telling me, and he knows kidneys, we don't.

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Reply #34 on: July 21, 2005, 01:57:19 PM

According to Anthony Bourdain, it tastes like the best butter in the world.


Any testers?

I have, and I can't quite say I concur. It's more like meat-flavored jello with butter mixed in. Not my cup of tea.

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