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Topic: Resident Evil 5 announced. (Read 9888 times)
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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Fanfuckingtastic.
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Daydreamer
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Delete the lil-girl-stealth sequences, kthnx drivthru.
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Immaginative Immersion Games ... These are your role playing games, adventure games, the same escapist pleasure that we get from films and page-turner novels and schizophrenia. - David Wong at PointlessWasteOfTime.com |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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They should just stop this shit already.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I'll be done with it in a day anyway.
Weehoo.
Wait.. XBox 360?
There will be no XBox 360 in this house.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Rasix
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They should just stop this shit already.
Why? RE4 was Baby-Jesus-on-a-Gamecube.  And SPT, they said PS3 also. Unless you're anti-console, then you're just going to have to wait for a port or get nothing and like it. |
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schild
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There will be no XBox 360 in this house. Weak. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Why? RE4 was Baby-Jesus-on-a-Gamecube. I haven't touched a RE game since 2. And that was the only one I played in the series. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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schild
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Why? RE4 was Baby-Jesus-on-a-Gamecube. I haven't touched a RE game since 2. And that was the only one I played in the series. Then shut your dirty filthy RE4-Virgin mouth you twat. I want RE5 more than I want to know what it's like after death. |
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HaemishM
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I am moist with anticipation.
And my dear, there WILL be a 360 in the house... eventually. When they don't cost $300.
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Rodent
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Hot diggity damn! If it's 75% as good as RE4 it alone will make buying a PS3 worth it. ( Any less and I demand more quality titles for the machine )
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Wiiiiii!
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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We need yet another gaming system in this house? We are already a giant ball of wires.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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I imagine Snowbeast could remedy that problem fairly quickly.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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She could but she is behaving quite nicely at the moment. She isn't chewing anything, just sleeping. She's waiting until midnight when she goes into a frenzy and freaks out biting everything that moves (or doesn't).
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Yegolev
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Why? RE4 was Baby-Jesus-on-a-Gamecube. I haven't touched a RE game since 2. And that was the only one I played in the series. You will change your tune when you join the rest of us in having actually played RE4. I hate all the other RE games. RE4 is so incredible... words fail. Fucking regenerators! Nightmarish! About the shots, are they giving us a dirtier protagonist, a la Warrior Within? That might not be a big deal in the final cut, but I don't like the way that smells. Of course they could scrap the game after two years and start over. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Roac
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You will change your tune when you join the rest of us in having actually played RE4. I hate all the other RE games. RE4 is so incredible... words fail. Fucking regenerators! Nightmarish! Best Game Evar Not terribly long, and there isn't much replay, but just the way the game was put together was an OMFG. I normally prefer games with lots of replay - hence addiction to MMOGs or multiplayers. But when you play, you have to play with surround, and at night. |
-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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stray
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"Evar" evar?
Like, should I buy drop down a hundred bucks because of it?
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HaemishM
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If you have the $100, yes.
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Riggswolfe
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I have to agree with the others. RE4 was the shit. It singlehandedly made me stop regretting owning a gamecube.
Oh, and there is a trailer for RE5 at IGN now.
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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No, the best thing EVAR was Morgan Webb's Xplay review of RE4.
I wish I could find a video for it.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Velorath
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Well if RE5 takes about the same time to develop as RE4, than we should be seeing it released sometime in 2009.
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Fabricated
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Well if RE5 takes about the same time to develop as RE4, than we should be seeing it released sometime in 2009.
The reason RE4 took so long is because they were mostly done with a more traditional RE title (which looked fucking amazing by the way, and had hook-weilding ghosts, possessed dolls, even better looking graphics, etc) when the director decided he was sick of the traditional RE approach and basically said "YOU ALL STAAAAAAAT OVA!", and made them start over from scratch. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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No, the best thing EVAR was Morgan Webb's Xplay review of RE4.
I wish I could find a video for it.
If it doesn't have Ms. Webb masturbating with a PS3 controller it's not worth watching. Nothing on Xplay or G4 or TechTV related to gaming is worth watching. I have to constantly remind customers that watching TV for gaming information makes them and their friends look retarded. In those words. |
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Velorath
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Well if RE5 takes about the same time to develop as RE4, than we should be seeing it released sometime in 2009.
The reason RE4 took so long is because they were mostly done with a more traditional RE title (which looked fucking amazing by the way, and had hook-weilding ghosts, possessed dolls, even better looking graphics, etc) when the director decided he was sick of the traditional RE approach and basically said "YOU ALL STAAAAAAAT OVA!", and made them start over from scratch. They did a similar thing with RE2 as well just not to that extent. Actually from what I've seen, they started over on RE4 a couple of times. I still expect RE5 to be years away unless they want to fall back into giving us crap like RE3 and RE Zero again. |
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Velorath
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If it doesn't have Ms. Webb masturbating with a PS3 controller it's not worth watching. Nothing on Xplay or G4 or TechTV related to gaming is worth watching. I have to constantly remind customers that watching TV for gaming information makes them and their friends look retarded. In those words.
I have the sudden desire to see a Schild/Haemish version of Clerks. We'll get Haemish a job at a liquor store or something nearby. |
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HaemishM
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Nothing on Xplay or G4 or TechTV related to gaming is worth watching. Just had to reiterate this, as I have a rant in the works (meaning I have to make the time to write it) about something on this channel. Also, Morgan Webb is NOT HAWT. She is scrawny, and annoying. |
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Daydreamer
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If it doesn't have Ms. Webb masturbating with a PS3 controller it's not worth watching. Nothing on Xplay or G4 or TechTV related to gaming is worth watching. I have to constantly remind customers that watching TV for gaming information makes them and their friends look retarded. In those words.
I have the sudden desire to see a Schild/Haemish version of Clerks. We'll get Haemish a job at a liquor store or something nearby. And everytime you kiss, you'll taste 36 old MMOs. |
Immaginative Immersion Games ... These are your role playing games, adventure games, the same escapist pleasure that we get from films and page-turner novels and schizophrenia. - David Wong at PointlessWasteOfTime.com |
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Sky
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I dunno, tv gaming shows are valuable for one reason: you get to see the gameplay in action without downloading a shitload of trailers and gameplay videos (which often require signing up or joining a site, as I'm not in the warez/bittorrent circles). I enjoy Judgement Day from G4, though I've always found X-Play (oh god, why did they not just keep the Extended Play title...) annoying.
But I do think Morgan is hawt.
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Velorath
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For whatever it's worth there are people like my dad out there who don't really go online or pick up gaming mags. He does watch a lot of TV though and G4 is where he finds out abouts games. It's what made him pick up Destroy All Humans, Burnout 3, and Outlaw Golf 2, all of which he liked, so it at least serves some purpose.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Nothing on Xplay or G4 or TechTV related to gaming is worth watching. Just had to reiterate this, as I have a rant in the works (meaning I have to make the time to write it) about something on this channel. Yes, pretty much everything on the channel is useless tripe. The G4TV.COM "interview" with Yee (D-CA)? USELESS. Tina Wood: "Are you yourself a gamer, sir?" Yee: "Um, no I am not." Fucktard. Also, Morgan Webb is NOT HAWT. She is scrawny, and annoying.
Fuck you, die in a car fire started by your air conditioner, and I hope Snowbeast slobbers on...something. (For the record, she looks quite similar to a girl I was quite smitten with for the better part of 2 years.) |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Yegolev
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"Evar" evar?
Like, should I buy drop down a hundred bucks because of it?
Yes. I think RE4 is better than God of War. It is a reason to buy a Cube. You'll want one of the old prog-scan ones if you can get it. About G4. I watch Cinematech, nothing else. Morgan is, at best, a three-bagger. I'd have to murder her Kuato-like sidekick first, probably with Morgan's razorlike joints or brain-rending speech. Her best trait is that I can't understand a god-damned thing she says. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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 She looks better with clothes on. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's just something unattractive about her. As in terribly unattractive about her. Maybe it's that she has more manly edges than that short girl in that countrywestern group with those 3 women where one of them has scary manhands. Wow, that post was terrible. Edit: Yup, it's her torso, I fear it. The shoulders should be in a football game. |
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stray
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I agree with what you say (even the shit that doesn't make any sense). But.... Everybody's beautiful in their own way, I guess  Just not my way. |
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HaemishM
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She is malproportioned. Almost freakishly so. And every word that comes out of her mouth sounds like she's trying REALLY REALLY HARD to be hip and cool and funny. But she's not. She sounds like she had scripts written by the marketing guy who skims the Vault board looking for what's edgy.
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Yegolev
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Pink bikini + black shoes = faux pas
Go buy a Cube, you dick.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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