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Furiously
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on: July 05, 2005, 12:30:18 PM

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Q: What does Hufu TM taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?
A: HufuTM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.

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Reply #1 on: July 05, 2005, 01:27:31 PM

That is creeping me out.

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Reply #2 on: July 05, 2005, 01:42:37 PM

I'd try it. CUZ I'M HARDCORE.  Rock Out
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Reply #3 on: July 05, 2005, 03:04:29 PM

Did you just discover that emoticion or something? You've been using it a lot lately.

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Reply #4 on: July 05, 2005, 03:15:41 PM

Did you just discover that emoticion or something? You've been using it a lot lately.

I can't help but click it. I might be an emotitard.
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Reply #5 on: July 05, 2005, 03:18:36 PM

I read the FAQ. The question about "How do you know it tastes like human flesh?" was..interesting. They did lots of research in their kitchen. *shudders*

It is tempting to buy a T-shirt though.

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Reply #6 on: July 05, 2005, 05:59:42 PM

I tried it, doesn't taste anything like real thing. Pale imitation if you ask me. Go for the real thing - taste better and almost free if you willing to do your own harvesting and refrigiration.

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Reply #7 on: July 05, 2005, 06:01:57 PM

Whoa.


















































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Reply #8 on: July 06, 2005, 10:03:10 AM

I guess "soylent green" was trademarked.

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Reply #9 on: July 06, 2005, 10:40:14 AM

I think it's a brilliant move to get /.'d and sell a bunch of t-shirts and DVDs - bravo I say!
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