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Topic: Crash your computer. (Read 4752 times)
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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REN: Now, listen, Cadet. I've got a JOB for you. See this button?
(Stimpy reaches for the button) DON'T TOUCH IT!
It's the HISTORY ERASER button, you FOOL!
STIMPY: So what`ll happen?
REN: That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyybeee something bad?...Mayyybeee something good! I guess we`ll never know! `Cause you`re going to guard it! You won`t TOUCH it, will you?
(Stimpy salutes. Ren leaves.)
(Stimpy marches back and forth, starting at the button.)
ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Stimpy, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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God dammit. I really want to click that link now. Maybe once I've saved my work.
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Roac
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Wow - that's seriously wicked.
WinXP SP2, IE6, fully patched. WHACK. Blue screen.
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-Roac
King of Ravens
"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Trippy
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The problem is with the height and width attributes in the img tag on that page -- they are set to 9999999. It's a nice pic of Catherine Bell, though, who BTW is also a Scientologist and is a self-described geek so she should know better than that. *Sigh*
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Roac
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Yeah, I grabbed the html and looked at it. I'm surprised it blue screens though, instead of just giving a resource error. Goes to show how tightly bound IE is to the OS.
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-Roac
King of Ravens
"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Trippy
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Yeah, I grabbed the html and looked at it. I'm surprised it blue screens though, instead of just giving a resource error. Goes to show how tightly bound IE is to the OS.
It will BSOD through Firefox as well, though strangely the first time I tried view it in Firefox it didn't do it. |
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lamaros
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Didn't crash me through firefox just then.
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Liquidator
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Didn't crash me through firefox just then.
I didn't crash either. Firefox as well. |
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AOFanboi
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Apparently it only affects some graphics drivers, so those that did not experience a BSOD have different drivers than those that don't have safeguards against trying to create a multi-gigabyte image.
EDIT: Just tried in IE (Opera did not show a thing), bluescreened on nVidia driver version 71.89; the message was that the driver was in an endless loop.
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« Last Edit: June 18, 2005, 05:31:10 AM by AOFanboi »
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Current: Mario Kart DS, Nintendogs
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Surlyboi
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Heh, Safari said, "fuck you" and loaded the bitch.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Mesozoic
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I sailed through with FF no problems.
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...any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
-Numtini
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grebo
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I got a huge flinch... loaded a huge page of nothin... got real slow and stupid as long as it was open...
but no crash. (FFox)
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Why don't you try our other games?
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Signe
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I did it in FF and no crash. Then I did it again... no crash. Then I did it again and again and again... finally it crashed.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Aenovae
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Usually the hamster STOPS reaching for the pellet after a few electrocution shocks.
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squirrel
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Heh, Safari said, "fuck you" and loaded the bitch.
As did FF for OS X. |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Rodent
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This will make for great grieflinkage against all IE users, thanks.
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Wiiiiii!
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Morfiend
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My Mac just opened it no problem with Safari. Was a blank wite page, really big. No ill effects to my system.
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WayAbvPar
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Got a blank page with Firefox. Hit the reload button and the PC rebooted. 1/2 I guess :-D
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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Since I am on a really crappy computer at work right now, I figured I would press the link for a laugh. It loaded just fine (well, a giant blank page). Not even a hitch to the system.
This system is a windows 98 SE machine, IE 6, running on a very old pentium 3 (maybe 2...). This damn thing crash's when I try to load NORMAL web pages. Doesn't really make sense...
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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