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Topic: Gee, I wonder what this will get used for... (Read 28915 times)
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Riggswolfe
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I just went to that real doll website and am now severely creeped out. Those dolls are almost too real looking. They look like dead women that have been stuffed or something.
I need a shower...
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Ironwood
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What's your point ?
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Merusk
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I just went to that real doll website and am now severely creeped out. Those dolls are almost too real looking. They look like dead women that have been stuffed or something. The dolls aren't the creepy part. Sex dolls have been around forever, so you can only expect them to get more real over time. (Check out under Orders, they offer 'tactile feedback systems' now. (Doll orgasms?) Hell, it's only a matter of time before we have the Cherry 2000 model. No no, the creepy part is that they sell just Torsos for those guys who want the sex doll, but can't afford the 8 large for it. A bargin at only $1500 for the two holes you're most concerned with. I need a shower...
Hey, we don't need to know. Just avoid hitting the keyboard. |
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Bunk
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I hadn't actually looked at that site in a while, so since I brough it up I took another look.
Now you can get your very own shemale realdoll...
Ok then.
*edit: cool, I just realized I've finally earned a grief title. I feel so loved.*
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« Last Edit: June 27, 2005, 10:17:54 AM by Bunk »
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WayAbvPar
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Also, if you soak one in a hot tub for awhile, they get that body-temp goodness. So now I gotta buy a fucking hot tub AND a doll? This is getting spendy... |
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Merusk
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Still cheaper than divorce.
Which reminds me.. the testimonial about the guy who bought one so he and his wife could have a 3-some isn't up there. THAT one was really good.
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HaemishM
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I need a shower...
If you make the water hot enough, apparently, your real doll will get that real flesh feeling. EDIT: Because I just noticed that YOUR is not spelled YOU'RE. Fuck. |
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« Last Edit: June 27, 2005, 02:33:40 PM by HaemishM »
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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*edit: cool, I just realized I've finally earned a grief title. I feel so loved.*
That was done over a month ago. |
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voodoolily
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Also, if you soak one in a hot tub for awhile, they get that body-temp goodness. So now I gotta buy a fucking hot tub AND a doll? This is getting spendy... No, The Jesus, you just soak it in a hot tub of water. Like a bathtub, or a pot of chicken stock. Let the savings begin! |
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AOFanboi
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No, The Jesus, you just soak it in a hot tub of water. Like a bathtub, or a pot of chicken stock. Let the savings begin!
Shouldn't that be fish stock to get the right smell? *ducks* Bah. Mother Fist and her five daughters, they don't charge me nothin'. Those $7,000 can buy a HDTV set to stream your collection of internet pr0n to. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Save yourself $6950.00 and get a Fleshlight. NSFW and all that. (edit) fixed link-fu(edit) I'm glad Samwise cared enough to fix the link. |
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« Last Edit: June 27, 2005, 04:18:13 PM by Shockeye »
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voodoolily
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OR! Or, just don't be an asshole and a real girl might actually have sex with you!
Edit: For free!
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Abagadro
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OR! Or, just don't be an asshole and a real girl might actually have sex with you!
Edit: For free!
Too much effort. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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OR! Or, just don't be an asshole and a real girl might actually have sex with you!
Edit: For free!
Too much effort. Not for me. Define "real". |
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schild
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I just dribbled ice cream on the table. That was a pretty funny exchange.
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Bunk
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OR! Or, just don't be an asshole and a real girl might actually have sex with you!
Edit: For free!
Edited to reflect reality. |
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HaemishM
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Bah. Mother Fist and her five daughters, they don't charge me nothin'. Those $7,000 can buy a HDTV set to stream your collection of internet pr0n to.
See, that's why I never quite got the existence of phone sex, glory hole booths and such. Why buy a farm when the cow's at the end of your arm the whole time? |
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Yegolev
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OR! Or, just don't be an asshole and a real girl might actually have sex with you!
Edit: For free!
It is never free. Never. |
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voodoolily
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Because (we hope) the farm doesn't have callouses? Okay, I think I'm on the verge of going too far again. Nevermind!
As you were, boys.
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Ironwood
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With the greatest of respect, you're female and know nothing of this.
Maybe 'women know' in the confines of a Tampax advert, but when it comes to handjobs, you guys just suck.
On the matter of sucking, though, you're better.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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On the matter of sucking, though, you're better.
Roddy McDowell might have something to say about that if he weren't dead. |
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voodoolily
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With the greatest of respect, you're female and know nothing of this.
Maybe 'women know' in the confines of a Tampax advert, but when it comes to handjobs, you guys just suck.
On the matter of sucking, though, you're better.
Not better than fags, from what I hear. Besides, handjobs are for high school. And movie theaters. It's not like we need to give them often. And more importantly, have you ever actually tried to give someone else a handjob? Not the easiest angle to bend a wrist. |
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Hey look at that, we left good taste back at the turnpike.  |
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Yegolev
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And more importantly, have you ever actually tried to give someone else a handjob? Not the easiest angle to bend a wrist.
This is the point we are getting at. If we manage to get a woman to do something gratifying, we only settle for the hand job if we have to. Whatever the reason women have for being bad at it, it's the consolation prize... unless we do it ourselves, in which case it's not a hand job, is it? |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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If we manage to get a woman to do something gratifying. . . We're probably not married ? |
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Yegolev
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If we manage to get a woman to do something gratifying. . . We're probably not married ? LOL |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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shiznitz
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Just find (and marry) a woman who loves giving BJs. This should be your objective in dating.
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Ironwood
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Just find (and marry) a woman who loves giving BJs. This should be your objective in dating.
Did you hear that scientists found a foodstuff that supresses all female sex drive ? It's called Wedding Cake. You try it, son. Try it. |
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Yegolev
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I have an add:
While dating, put a penny in a jar every time you have sex. After you get married, take out five pennies each time. You will die before you empty that jar.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Keep talking. The more you do, the more I realize I got really lucky. Without delving too-deeply into SirBruce-like territory, when's the last time your wife told you to come to bed because she was horny? She plays games too.  Now if only I could get her past that whole pop-rock infatuation.. |
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Now if only I could get her past that whole pop-rock infatuation.. I swear to God I read that as 'poop-sock infatuation'. /shudder |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Merusk
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You need to get away from the MMO sites for a few days, Way.
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HaemishM
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Keep talking. The more you do, the more I realize I got really lucky. Without delving too-deeply into SirBruce-like territory, when's the last time your wife told you to come to bed because she was horny? She plays games too. Now if only I could get her past that whole pop-rock infatuation.. You sure you didn't marry my wife? |
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Yegolev
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Keep talking. The more you do, the more I realize I got really lucky. Without delving too-deeply into SirBruce-like territory, when's the last time your wife told you to come to bed because she was horny? She plays games too. Now if only I could get her past that whole pop-rock infatuation.. What do you do with the kid(s) when that happens? ;-) I am pretty lucky, and the come-to-bed does happen... just less often. With a baby and high-maint wife, energy for anything is hard to gather. I went to sleep playing Metroid Prime 2 last Sunday, like some geriatric fart. Pop Rocks, no. Altoids, yes. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I've been married for 5 years now. I don't remember sex.
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