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voodoolily
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God, you guys! You know that Sauced reads this stuff! Now I hafta up the ante. It's hard enough to be a trophy girlfriend, but when we get married now I hafta be uber for the rest of my life? That's a lot of pressure. Can't I just be a better cook or better looking than everyone else's wives? Isn't that enough?
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HaemishM
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Oh, did I mention that my wife is a fantastic cook, too? :-D
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voodoolily
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You're just saying that so Pop Tart will give you some sugar. She's sitting right next to you, isn't she?
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Furiously
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Haem is from the South. Hoho's are a good meal to him
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Paelos
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Haem is from the South. Hoho's are a good meal to him
Don't hate because you are jealous of the Southern Cuisine. Fried Chicken FTW! |
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Merusk
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You sure you didn't marry my wife?
It would explain all the pants in my house that don't fit me. Hrm. What do you do with the kid(s) when that happens? Kids are still young, they're in bed by 8. And when they're teenagers, they'll just get to stay downstairs and entertain themselves. :-D |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Haem is from the South. Hoho's are a good meal to him
Don't hate because you are jealous of the Southern Cuisine. Fried Chicken FTW! Chicken fried steak, chicken fried chicken, chicken fried okra, chicken fried sausage, chicken fried grits, chicken fried... |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I've been married for 11. Sex?
Meh. Who cares?
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Alkiera
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Married for 5 years here, too. Sex is still a rather common occurance. Of course, we waited until after getting married to start, maybe that's it. *shrug*
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Engaged and fresh off a romantic trip to Europe, only thing stopping us is all the people in our hizzouse.
Please stop worrying me.
Oh, and voodoo, become a better cook, it's worth more in the long haul.
Besides, a nigh-perfect sandwich is pretty close to bad sex which is good.
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schild
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God of War is better than sex. Enough games like that and I'm set for life.
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Mortriden
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God of War is better than sex. Enough games like that and I'm set for life.
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It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
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schild
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God of War is better than sex. Enough games like that and I'm set for life.
I beg to differ good sir. I dated a Catholic schoolgirl for a few years. I can't date Catholic schoolgirls anymore without GOING TO JAIL. But I can play God of War without going to jail.  |
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Mortriden
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God of War is better than sex. Enough games like that and I'm set for life.
I beg to differ good sir. I dated a Catholic schoolgirl for a few years. I can't date Catholic schoolgirls anymore without GOING TO JAIL. But I can play God of War without going to jail. Date Catholic college chicks then, if that's your thing. Personally I've found that librarians work out well too. |
It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
They are out there, but they are bi-products of funny families. If you know funny old people, see if they have daughters. -Paelos
Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. -Paelos
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schild
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You haven't played God of War, have you?
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Mortriden
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You haven't played God of War, have you?
Negitory. I don't even own a PS2 (tempted, but just haven't seem to have gotten around to it). |
It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
They are out there, but they are bi-products of funny families. If you know funny old people, see if they have daughters. -Paelos
Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. -Paelos
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schild
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You haven't played God of War, have you?
Negitory. I don't even own a PS2 (tempted, but just haven't seem to have gotten around to it). Then I stand by my original statement. :-D |
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HaemishM
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Haem is from the South. Hoho's are a good meal to him
Luckily, the PopTart is from the North, Italian and from a long line of great cooks. My mother, on the other hand, was an absolutely atrocious cook. If I was ever able to gain weight, the food my wife cooks would have me at around 300 pounds. |
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Furiously
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Get rid of that tapeworm and you should fatten right up.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Engaged and fresh off a romantic trip to Europe, only thing stopping us is all the people in our hizzouse.
Please stop worrying me.
Oh, and voodoo, become a better cook, it's worth more in the long haul.
Besides, a nigh-perfect sandwich is pretty close to bad sex which is good.
I'm already a friggin' gourmet, so not much room for improvement there. /pats self on back And Hammy, like I said before: "the closer to the bone, the sweeter is the meat". Thin? I ain't mad atcha. And chubby guys "got more cushion for the pushin'".  <---obligatory rawking |
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Bunk
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Haem is from the South. Hoho's are a good meal to him
Luckily, the PopTart is from the North, Italian and from a long line of great cooks. My mother, on the other hand, was an absolutely atrocious cook. If I was ever able to gain weight, the food my wife cooks would have me at around 300 pounds. Have you hit 30 yet Haem? I weighed a whopping 130lbs in high school at 5'9. Couldn't put a pound on for anything, and ate like total crap. Now, after 30, its a whole different story. I float around 165 right now, but have to watch things. Nothing looks worse than a beer gut on a skinny guy. |
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HaemishM
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I'm 33, about to turn 34. I keep waiting for the ear-shattering crash that will be my metabolism slowing down, but it hasn't come yet.
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Samwise
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Lucky bastard. I had the ear-shattering crash at 18 and am still picking up the pieces.  |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Haem is from the South. Hoho's are a good meal to him
Luckily, the PopTart is from the North, Italian and from a long line of great cooks. My mother, on the other hand, was an absolutely atrocious cook. If I was ever able to gain weight, the food my wife cooks would have me at around 300 pounds. Have you hit 30 yet Haem? I weighed a whopping 130lbs in high school at 5'9. Couldn't put a pound on for anything, and ate like total crap. Now, after 30, its a whole different story. I float around 165 right now, but have to watch things. Nothing looks worse than a beer gut on a skinny guy. I can't say that a beer gut looks good on any guy, skinny or not. Although you could get into mean belly button depth competitions. Just do what I do: ingest nothing all day 'cept a quart of strong coffee, chain smoke, and then binge into delirium on a single 2000-calorie meal for dinner. Seems to be working so far. |
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Ironwood
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I must disguise my arousal. Her breath sounds like it smells heavenly. Like cotton candy.
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I'm 33, about to turn 34. I keep waiting for the ear-shattering crash that will be my metabolism slowing down, but it hasn't come yet.
I think my crash happened sometime after I turned 32/33. Of course, my son also entered into the world when I hit 31. I am still skinny as all hell, but I can tell I could easily get a paunch if I tried. |
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schild
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Just do what I do: ingest nothing all day 'cept a quart of strong coffee, chain smoke, and then binge into delirium on a single 2000-calorie meal for dinner. Seems to be working so far. Did you read the same book I did? |
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I'm 33, about to turn 34. I keep waiting for the ear-shattering crash that will be my metabolism slowing down, but it hasn't come yet.
I think my crash happened sometime after I turned 32/33. Of course, my son also entered into the world when I hit 31. I am still skinny as all hell, but I can tell I could easily get a paunch if I tried. Try marrying a trained chef at age 33. Bad times for the waistline, let me tell you! |
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Furiously
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I forgot you were skin and bones before you got married.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Just do what I do: ingest nothing all day 'cept a quart of strong coffee, chain smoke, and then binge into delirium on a single 2000-calorie meal for dinner. Seems to be working so far. Did you read the same book I did? Yes. It's The "Fuck Off, I'm French" Diet, right? Any country that is famous for its hot women and diet consisting entirely of bread, cheese and wine is alright by me. |
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WayAbvPar
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I forgot you were skin and bones before you got married.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Merusk
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Nice. Interesting bit: Professor Ishiguru believes that it may prove possible to build an android that could pass for a human, if only for a brief period.
"An android could get away with it for a short time, 5-10 seconds. However, if we carefully select the situation, we could extend that, to perhaps 10 minutes," he said. Hey, that's almost three minutes longer than most guys need! I see money! |
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Ironwood
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Well done again for making me wince, scream and then giggle in the space of a couple of posts.
Fucking Japanese.
EDIT : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
"Before Repliee Q1, Professor Ishiguru developed Repliee R1 which had the appearance of a five-year-old Japanese girl. "
But she got tentacle raped by the Demon Robot he'd been working on ? ? ? ?
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Merusk
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Well done again for making me wince, scream and then giggle in the space of a couple of posts.
Eerr.. I aim to please? |
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