Pages: 1 [2] 
|
 |
|
 Author
|
Topic: Lohan too busty for Disney. (Read 6489 times)
|
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613
|
Maybe this is what she was thinking when she made this new decision. Like she can just grow over her hewj cranium Does it frighten anyone else to know that some people consider this "news"? |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Maybe this is what she was thinking when she made this new decision. Like she can just grow over her hewj cranium Does it frighten anyone else to know that some people consider this "news"? This, of all things, qualifies as Useless News. We may have to close the forum down now that such a perfect example has been uncovered. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
|
You guys beat me to it. I just sat here with my mouth agape looking at that. Someone probably was actually paid real money for writing that story.
News at 11: Julia Roberts has decided to switch from anti-perspirant to deoderant.
|
"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
|
|
|
Prospero
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1473
|
Perhaps she's getting ready to play ncle Fester in a new Addam's family movie. It's the only logical explanation. That or she's never heard of Rogaine.
|
|
|
|
|
Samwise
Moderator
Posts: 19324
sentient yeast infection
|
On the original topic: you know, I was actually considering seeing this movie until I heard this.
|
|
|
|
|
Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
|
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take Our TITTIES!!!"
And yes, this is completely Useless News.
Now we just need to be able to patch the GHEY out of movies before they go to DVD.
|
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
|
|
|
Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
|
Now we just need to be able to patch the GHEY out of movies before they go to DVD.
Our president is behind that. Oh wait, I thought you meant "the gay". Not sure where the Republicans stand on "the GHEY". |
|
|
|
|
Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
|
Shockeye makes me laugh...
But I'm not sure if it's because I can imagine him saying what he types...
Or because he still hase "Super Fat Cat" as his avatar.
|
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
|
|
|
|
Arnold
Terracotta Army
Posts: 813
|
Heh. It's true, I got to see Temple of DOom, Night of the Living Dead, the Exorcist and Full MEtal Jacket when I as a kid, but if there was ever a nekkid breast my eyes got covered.
What's weird is I can remember being a kid and seeing boobies and the occasional full frontal on "The 8 O'clock movie" from San Francisco's KTVU. That's not a cable channel, folks. It's hard to believe this insane fundy lashout on "indecency". I've got no fucking television connection in my house. If all these damn fundies were so worried about what their kids see, they'd do the same. Oh, and they have NO FUCKING REASON to complain about TV if they have an internet connection. The worst their kids will see is a softcore on Skinemax. With the internet, the hardest core porn out there is available, for free. |
|
|
|
|
|
Pages: 1 [2] 
|
|
|
 |
