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Topic: Wolverine spinoff (Read 8142 times)
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sidereal
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Samprimary
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Cyclops: Hi! Let me shake your hand and welcome you to the X-Men.
Wolverine: Fuck you! Is that your wife?
Cyclops: Uh, yeah.
Wolverine: I'm going to totally start hitting on her, like, even in front of you.
Cyclops: What?
Wolverine: Have a love triangle, bitch! I'm totally seducing her while I call you a dick!
Cyclops: Hey! Fuck you!
Everyone: See? He said 'Fuck you!' Cyclops is such a knob gobbler!
Cyclops was born to be hated, so they shoulda justified it better in the movie.
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voodoolily
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When did Hugh JAckman turn into such a raging fag?  Thsi is not my WOlverine! This is not my Diva! |
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Furiously
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Jackman, who will star in the movie, will produce the film with business partner John Palermo through their new company Seed Productions. I don't see the part about moneyhats |
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Arnold
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When did Hugh JAckman turn into such a raging fag? Thsi is not my WOlverine! This is not my Diva! HO-LEE-SHIT! I thought that was some obscenely fat man with a wig and a goatee, in a dress. Then I followed the link to find it was really Aretha Franklin. How does someone get that fat? Seriously? |
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Yegolev
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He was faggy before he got claws. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Yegolev
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How does someone get that fat? Seriously?
How about a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T? BLEARG! Fatty Attack! |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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Jackman always had a thing for the faggy musicals. I saw something on one of those artsy channels once that had him playing Oklahoma or some shit. I sat fascinated for a minute or two, to see Wolverine belting out tunes, then I remembered my extreme distaste and homophobia with musicals, and turned the goddamned channel.
Or surfed pr0n, odds are good either way.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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When did Hugh JAckman turn into such a raging fag? Thsi is not my WOlverine! This is not my Diva! HO-LEE-SHIT! I thought that was some obscenely fat man with a wig and a goatee, in a dress. Then I followed the link to find it was really Aretha Franklin. How does someone get that fat? Seriously? By eating Mama Cass. |
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voodoolily
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Someone on BEst Week Ever said her dress was made from the wrappers of all the Whoppers she ate.
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Jackman always had a thing for the faggy musicals. I saw something on one of those artsy channels once that had him playing Oklahoma or some shit. I sat fascinated for a minute or two, to see Wolverine belting out tunes, then I remembered my extreme distaste and homophobia with musicals, and turned the goddamned channel.
Or surfed pr0n, odds are good either way.
What about Seven Brides for Seven Brothers? That's a fairly masculine musical. Or West Side Story? Or the musical episode of Buffy? You can't watch any of those? |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Musical episode of Buffy was fun. I bought the soundtrack.
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers is ok, but for a "guy musical" I prefer 1776.
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MaceVanHoffen
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Jackman always had a thing for the faggy musicals. I saw something on one of those artsy channels once that had him playing Oklahoma or some shit. I sat fascinated for a minute or two, to see Wolverine belting out tunes ...
I liked him in Oklahoma. But then, I am out of the closet as a raging heterosexual who enjoys musicals. |
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Velorath
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I wonder, if Uwe Boll made sb.exe: The Musical, could Haemish actually change into the Hulk after being forced to watch it...
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Huh, I always pictured Wolverine as more of a Bear...
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Yegolev
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My favorite musical is The Blues Brothers.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Murgos
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Huh, I always pictured Wolverine as more of a Bear...
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I wonder, if Uwe Boll made sb.exe: The Musical, could Haemish actually change into the Hulk after being forced to watch it... If the aneurysm didn't kill him first. :-D My favorite musical is The Blues Brothers.
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voodoolily
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Or West Side Story? Are you shitting me? Yeah, dudes running around singing and doing plies and air-splits is totally butch. They're supposed to be bangers! |
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HaemishM
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I wonder, if Uwe Boll made sb.exe: The Musical, could Haemish actually change into the Hulk after being forced to watch it...
It's quite possible that if such a monstrosity were to take place, I'd have to invent a way to destroy the entire human race as retribution. And no, there's something about musicals of any stripe that I just cannot stand. They drive me absolutely fucking batty. The only one I can sit through is The Wizard of Oz. How that's any less faggy than Okalhoma or West Side Story, I'm not sure, but there it is. |
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Rasix
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South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut is the best musical ever made. Hands down.
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schild
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Cannibal: The Musical.
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HaemishM
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South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut is the best musical ever made. Hands down.
Ok, I'll give you that one. |
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voodoolily
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What about Tommy? That shit is perfect. Technically a rock opera, yes, but it's still punk rawk and I love it.
Edit: Oh, yeah, and Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
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Fiddler on the Roof: Not faggy.
sb.exe, The Musical: Let's do it!
The trumpets roar, the drums resound
Battle calls, defend the town
Our clan stands bold across the plain
Our enemy charges like driving rain
But, wait! What's this I see? What has happened to meee?
It's sb.exe!
(dot e x e)
dot e x e!
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God. Damn. You.
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schild
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You could use the AIDS song from Team America in Sb.exe the musical.
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIIIIIIIIIIDS.
See, it's perfect.
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sidereal
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"9/11 times 100? My God"
"That's right. Ninety-one thousand, one hundred."
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AOFanboi
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Other good musicals include the Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Little Shop Of Horrors with Rick Moranis in it, and Dancer in the Dark. Dunno if they work in spite of being musicals or because of it though.
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kaid
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The funniest musical I have ever heard was somebody did a musical version of at least parts of silence of the lambs.
The whole put the poodle in the basket song just slays me.
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Polysorbate80
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I would pay good money to see a full-length version of "The King and I" from that Family Guy episode where Peter is the director...
"Tho they tried to defeat me, they can all just freakin' eat me!"
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schild
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So, really, we all hate musicals so much that the only ones we like are parodies that take themselves seriously. Color me astounded.  |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I do have a soft spot for "Guys and Dolls", probably because it's based on the writings of a distant relative, but still...
Either Sinatra/Brando or Lane/Gallagher.
Of course Simpsons one-upped it with "Luke be a Jedi Tonight".
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voodoolily
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It gladdens my heart that I was able to derail this thread to greater, gayer heights. I'm a champion.
HEy guess what everyone? I'm home from work - forever! Not really forever, but I just finished my job and am off until I find a nice job that suits my quirky personality. Or until the Mary Tyler Moore fantasy wears off (it's gonna be me in a dress, apron and heels with a Manhattan in hand and dinner on the table when Sauced gets home every night while I'm not working - squee!). I'm very happy to be done. Yay for me.
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Yegolev
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Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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