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Shmtur
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on: June 06, 2005, 07:36:53 PM

At least for about 5 minutes or so.

NSFW.
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Reply #1 on: June 06, 2005, 07:41:39 PM

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Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 07:47:18 PM

Despite the "this is why we can't have nice things" line, apparently once in a while we still get nice things.

Isn't it great?
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Reply #3 on: June 07, 2005, 01:19:56 AM

These quickly hit fark yesterday, so I can only assume they're the same ones I saw there.  (At work just now, not going to check.)

However, even if we're talking about two different things, I can only say - Jessica is teh Hottie.


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Reply #4 on: June 07, 2005, 06:16:02 AM

1) Janet Jackson
2) Tara Reid
3) Sophie Marceau
4) Jessica Alba

What a beautiful epidemic.

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Reply #5 on: June 07, 2005, 06:53:17 AM

I am guessing that is a case of cloth that probably does not look that transparent in person but does on camera. Still while it may be embarassing for Jessica all I can say is BOOYA.

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Reply #6 on: June 07, 2005, 07:13:05 AM

I am guessing that is a case of cloth that probably does not look that transparent in person but does on camera. Still while it may be embarassing for Jessica all I can say is BOOYA.

kaid

I guess we ARE talking about the same things then.

She has lovely, lovely breasts.

*sigh*


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Reply #7 on: June 07, 2005, 07:16:14 AM

Sophie was better. I just can't get on board the Alba train. They are nice, but she bugs me facially for some reason.

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Reply #8 on: June 07, 2005, 07:37:21 AM

Me too.  Mostly because, facially,  she doesn't have about 10 inches of my man meat in her mouth.

Er, too much ?

I'm at work and I'm bored.

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Reply #9 on: June 07, 2005, 02:44:20 PM

1) Janet Jackson
2) Tara Reid   <------
3) Sophie Marceau
4) Jessica Alba

Lets all sing the song together:

"One of these things is not like the other..."


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Reply #10 on: June 07, 2005, 02:45:29 PM

1) Janet Jackson
2) Tara Reid   <------
3) Sophie Marceau
4) Jessica Alba
Lets all sing the song together:
"One of these things is not like the other..."

He meant it's just getting better. I'd take frankennipple over any of the jackson family members. They are just too fucked up.
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Reply #11 on: June 07, 2005, 02:47:27 PM

I am not sure...Tara Reid's boob looked like a fried egg with a broken yolk. Her plastic surgeon should have his hands cut off. Unless of course he was handless before the surgery and pulled a Daniel Day-Lewis with the scalpel.

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Reply #12 on: June 07, 2005, 03:13:38 PM

I am not sure...Tara Reid's boob looked like a fried egg with a broken yolk. Her plastic surgeon should have his hands cut off. Unless of course he was handless before the surgery and pulled a Daniel Day-Lewis with the scalpel.

I guess her abdominal area is pretty bad with marks from excess liposuction.
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Reply #13 on: June 07, 2005, 07:36:19 PM

Me too.  Mostly because, facially,  she doesn't have about 10 inches of my man meat in her mouth.



That's because you only have 3 inches of man meat.

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Reply #14 on: June 07, 2005, 09:23:58 PM

1) Janet Jackson
2) Tara Reid
3) Sophie Marceau
4) Jessica Alba

What a beautiful epidemic.

Tara Reid?  That shit was just disgusting.  It was one big mass of scar tissue in front of some boobage.
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Reply #15 on: June 07, 2005, 09:30:09 PM

I'd link to the Kirsten Dunst bikini incident, but I'm too lazy. If I made that list I wouldn't have put Janet or Tara anywhere near there.
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Reply #16 on: June 08, 2005, 06:20:35 AM

Seconded.

Alba made my life better just with her Sin City scenes.

But these are nice, too.

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Reply #17 on: June 08, 2005, 08:40:48 AM

I'd take frankennipple over any of the jackson family members.
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