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Topic: Dolphins use tools; humanity probably doomed. (Read 4851 times)
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Mesozoic
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...any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
-Numtini
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I can't wait till they discover fire. That'll be quite a trick.
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WayAbvPar
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If they can figure out some sort of switchblade for when they get caught in tuna nets, there will be no stopping them.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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If they can figure out some sort of switchblade for when they get caught in tuna nets, there will be no stopping them.
Spongeworthy. |
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Roac
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THAT DOLPHIN IS EATING SPONGEBOB!
KILL THE DOLPHINS!
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-Roac
King of Ravens
"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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schild
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Seinfeld references make threads better.
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Alkiera
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The best part of SWG was the easy account cancellation process.
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That's nothing... There is a certain species of crab that picks up sea anemone's in it's claws and waves them at fish, causing the fish to be stunned by the anemone's fronds, and thus making an easy meal for the crab.
Life isn't better, just a lot wetter, under the sea.
Alkiera
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"[I could] become the world's preeminent MMO class action attorney. I could be the lawyer EVEN AMBULANCE CHASERS LAUGH AT. " --Triforcer
Welcome to the internet. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used as evidence against you in a character assassination on Slashdot.
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schild
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Up in cities they work all day
At night they slave away
The grind is better
With a catasser
Take it from me.
/sadf
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ahoythematey
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That's why it's hotter,
world full of botters,
Hail Abashi!
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Ironwood
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It's like Useless News Posts just have a licence to get real silly, real quickly.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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TheWalrus
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So long, thanks for all the fish!
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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It's like Useless News Posts just have a licence to get real silly, real quickly.
Just be glad we don't open the Den back up. |
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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I liked it when the den was open it was funny to watch the arguements really degenerate once a thread had been denned
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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schild
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Over the course of a week, I got about 50 private messages swearing the Den was THE DEVIL.
That said, people forget they don't have to read EVERYTHING. Well, they do, but then can pretend all they saw was gibberish.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Oh goddammit. I was gonna link an old article from the Onion about dolphins evolving opposable thumbs ("Holy Fucking Shit", Says Scientific Community), but their archives aren't online anymore. And y'all have already read it. Oh, well.
If you guys like this kinda shit you should check out Weird NAture on the Science Channel. There's somekind of shrimp or crab that can cock its claw back like a pistol and fire a blast of water (or sound waves?) at a fish, stunning it.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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If you guys like this kinda shit you should check out Weird NAture on the Science Channel. There's somekind of shrimp or crab that can cock its claw back like a pistol and fire a blast of water (or sound waves?) at a fish, stunning it.
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AOFanboi
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I thought humans were supposed to "uplift" them! Now they do it on their own? The chimpanzees, too, then? Sundiver, though being part of the Uplift universe, is really a nice sci-fi whodunnit. Even if you skip the rest of his works, read that. I compare it to Asimov's The Caves of Steel, which is also more crime literature than sci-fi. |
Current: Mario Kart DS, Nintendogs
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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It's like Useless News Posts just have a licence to get real silly, real quickly.
Just be glad we don't open the Den back up. I, for one, would like the Den back and open. I have no one to troll and really, I'm sad. I need victims. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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It's like Useless News Posts just have a licence to get real silly, real quickly.
Just be glad we don't open the Den back up. I, for one, would like the Den back and open. I have no one to troll and really, I'm sad. I need victims. /agree +1 |
A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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/metoo
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AOFanboi
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<AOL></AOL>
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Current: Mario Kart DS, Nintendogs
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schild
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I need victims. I know a message board with over 500,000 victims that are just ripe for the picking. But really, the whole thing is a den of iniquity. |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Ooooh please point.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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Seinfeld references make threads better. I'd like to point out that Seinfeld was never ever funny, and I'm glad it's gone. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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I'd like to point out that there's a reason you will never be a certified member of the tribe.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Has anyone noticed that one of the classes of characters on GW does The Elaine when dancing? Just saw that a coupla days ago, had a chuckle.
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Ironwood
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Seinfeld references make threads better. I'd like to point out that Seinfeld was never ever funny, and I'm glad it's gone. I'd like to point out how much I agree with you. . . . . And wish to subscribe to your newsletter. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I, for one, would like the Den back and open. I have no one to troll and really, I'm sad. I need victims.
I triple dog dare you to troll me... Ya know, just for shits and giggles. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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